We are the weirdos, mister.
WItchy witchcraft bag is shaped like a spell book and says:
"Book Of Witchcraft
Magic, Spells and Potions"
Plus occult designs / imagery all over.
Comes with handles and detachable shoulder strap.
Features large zipper pocket, smaller zipper pocket on the back, and 2 small pockets inside the lining.
Measures 14" high X 10.5" wide X 3.5" deep.