Not my first time. SURPRISE, I know. I probably should be enrolled in an anger management program. I have a strong aggression within my soul. I'm an awkward, depressed, chubby female. But we'll go with...pleasantly plump? I'm not sure what to put for these ever, so I'll just say. Video games are my life. I'm a shut in partially by choice and not. I literally play steam games, WoW, LoL, or anything of any video game genre all day. I probably love dragons more than you. I'm not exactly exciting but I mean HEY, we all can't be chipper and interesting, oops. Gotta add in some uhh...nonspice to the soup AMIRITE? Probably not. Anyways, I like food and animals more than people, which is pretty much a given nowadays. I'm extremely sarcastic, and I like interesting conversations. I probably won't make an effort if someone else won't make one towards me. So saying a 'lol' or 'haha' as your full message to me? Basically means bye. I don't really give a good great damn who you are, if you're childishly starting drama with me because I don't happen to like someone you like? I'm not going to apologize. Go social justice warrior to someone else deary :) I'm not overly sexual so no thanks, but I can respect others for their choices. Guess that makes me a prude ohoho. Jokes aside, I do try my best to respond, despite anxiety being a complete slut. If I DON'T RESPOND as quickly as you'd like me to? Sorry but I'm not sorry, you can learn some patience. SO guess this bitter conclusion ends with a smile and a hopeful attitude towards meeting some relatively wonderful people. Also waiting for that day where you wake up lookin' like your usual zombie self and someone says, "Hey, you look pretty okay for a zombie."
Food, Argo, dogs, dragons, animals in general , mythology, anime, music, video games, not gonna list them all cause I've played a lot, but feel free to ask, umm animals in general, funny people, love/hate relationship with anime and manga, swingsets, running around and dancing in the rain, terrible jokes and puns, sincerity, sarcasm, books (haven't read a book in forever, really need to start reading again), orange juice, book smell, dog feet smell, swings, thoughtful romantic evening wink wink nudge, chips dipped in ketchup (kinda tastes like french fries).
Homophobes, sexists, racists, aids jokes, bitches with a serious condescending attitude, and yes bitches classifies everyone regardless of gender, people who aren't open minded, sushi, CANCER JOKES. If you are a person who finds those funny and or "cool" or whatever, I cannot be friends with you. I know it's incredibly bitchy to say that, but because of personal reasons, I will not nor EVER think they are funny or acceptable. Disrespectful people, Egotistical fuckbois and gurls, Sweet and sour food, avocado, disease jokes, cowardice, people who cannot handle confrontation, pissy bitches who think they have to insult you to feel better about themselves and to 'defend' someone. Get over yourself. add more later.