-"It's always good to be open minded, but not so open-minded that your brain falls out."
Status: Back on VF after an unintended hiatus. Funeral Homes are serious business!
Sex: male Age: 23 Location: Houston,
Texas, United States
Member since: December 14, 2010 Account: Free Account Orientation: Straight Status: Single
I'm not gonna sit here and write out some long delineation about how awesome I am, I get that in person enough as it is... No, I primarily plan to use this site as a means of chatting with people with similar interests to mine, keep up with 'gothy' events, and anything else that appeases my fancy. (Most of my physical characteristics are obvious because of my profile photos, so I won't include that.)
Some basic (And purportedly useful)info about me:
I'm from the North West (Washington State, specifically)
I wear glasses.. I'm what doctors would medically describe as "Blind as a fucking bat."
I'm narcissistic, but not so much that I'm excessively arrogant or annoying (Or so I'm told)
I like to think that I'm a Linguist, but it's become hit and miss as of late... I used to speak fluent Japanese, but since moving to Houston, I've had no means of practice, so now I'm barely conversational... I taught myself a decent amount of German through music, friends, movies, and such... I have a good vocabulary, but horrible grammar.
I'm a smart-ass... Comes with the high IQ.
I like to joke around a lot... And I'll constantly deadpan jokes, or tell them in a way that people won't be sure if I'm actually joking, or if I'm serious... Good rule of thumb? I'm joking about everything 95% of the time.
Indiana Jones Trilogy (Disregard that 4th, bullshit one)
Body of Lies
Charlie Bartlett
T.V. Shows
Trailer Park Boys
South Park
Clone High
Tosh.0
American Dad
Metalocalypse
Venture Bros.
Family Guy
Squidbillies
Invader Zim
True Blood
Entourage
The Inbetweeners
Penn & Teller: Bullshit!
Drawn Together
Authors
Terry Goodkind
Michael Crichton
Tucker Max
Stephen King
Ken Akamatsu
Jhonen Vasquez
Oxford Dictionary (English, Japanese, German, Latin, et al)
Stand up Comics
Louis CK
Daniel Tosh
Eddie Izzard
Nick Swardson
Ricky Gervais
Gabriel Iglesias
Mitch Hedberg
Brian Posehn
Patton Oswalt
Jimmy Carr
Christopher Titus
Video Games
Legend of Legaia
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
Legend of Zelda:Ocarina of Time
Pokemon (Red through Yellow, none of those bullshit ones after that...Excluding the Black and White versions... I heard you get to fight Hippies!)
Red Dead Redemption
Grand Theft Auto 4
Final Fantasy VIII
Assassin's Creed
MegaMan X
Tetris
The Darkness
Spyro the Dragon
Kingdom Hearts
Anime
Dragonball Z
Rurouni Kenshin
Gantz
Elfen Lied
Beck:Mongolian Chop Squad
Azumanga Daioh
Outlaw Star
Golden Boy
Bludgeoning Angel Dokuro-Chan
Death Note
Yu Yu Hakusho
Nana
Shingurui
Yakitate! Japan
If you sat there and read all of that, I commend you... You're probably as bored now as I was when I wrote this. Ha ha ha.
Dislikes
I think this section is a bit dumb... There are an excessive amount of things I (And everyone else) don't like.
Favorite Music
I listen to a pretty wide variety of music... Mostly Industrial EBM and metal, but I also listen to punk, rap, goth, foreign music (Usually Japanese and German), some folk, and other stuff.. Electronica? I don't know... I generally just use the umbrella term for music genres... None of that 'Speed metal,' 'Black metal,' 'Death Metal,' etc etc.... I've seen too many fights break out over stupid stuff like labels. I've included my favored musicians in my 'Likes' section, so just browse through that to see what I tend to listen to.
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