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- So sometimes I have a bad habit of talking to people that are slightly (couple yrs) or more than slightly older than myself. If you feel weird talking to me, please just say so.-

-I do NOT send the following comments: "Omg you are sooo fucking gorgeous like Oh. Em. Gee." I don't usually put what I rate people. (usually a 10 though).

Please don't send the following comment: "Hi. +10" or "Nice pics +10". I will NOT rate you back. Get over it. I don't care what you rate me, do as you please.

Chapter 1: The Beginning of the Misadventure

To start off
My name is Kelly
And if you haven’t noticed already I’m 16
And believe it or not I am of the female gender.
I’m sarcastic, over caring, and sometimes conceited.
At the moment I am Atheist, but haven’t dabbled in too many religions.
Oh and something you should know about me, I contradict myself…a lot.
I swear I have two different people living inside me.
Also, I have many insecurities and I’m okay with that, to an extent.
One of them is that I feel like I am very annoying to other people, so if I begin to annoy you
TELL ME. And I’ll stop talking. K? K.

I love you. No joke.
I am always here for you no matter what. And I know these words may have little value to you.
But I truly care. I hate few and hold a small number of grudges.
It comes naturally. I can’t help but WANT to help people and learn about them.

“Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which
it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.” – Mark Twain

I type how I talk.
Sorry if I over use certain phrases or smiley’s
I’m kind of a Grammar Nazi
I don’t mind the typical internet acronyms
Just don’t go too crazy or use ‘leet’ speak with me.
It makes me want to gouge my eyes out =]

I love long deep conversations. They are my fav.
But I still love pointless, fun convos too
So leave me comment. I promise I’m usually a nice person. Though I most likely will be kind of shy at first.
Just give me some time; I’ll warm up to you.

"The worst crime is faking it" - Kurt Cobain

I love music. (Yes I know it’s on every profile)
It’s a rare sight to find me without music. I’ll listen to almost anything.
But I only keep Rock/Metal etc on hand.
I’m getting into photography too.
I know its kind of cliché these days, but I think I’m pretty good, to be honest.

I’ll treat you with respect and kindness at all times
or at least 'til you show me you’re just not worth it.
I believe we can learn much from quotes.
I read quotes like I’m addicted to them.
You may find some quotes written around my town.
(I wonder who wrote them, hmm?)

"Without feelings of respect
what is there to distinguish men from beasts?" - Confucius

Contrary to popular belief
I LOVE my life
Yes, I get caught up in my own shit
But I wouldn’t change anything.
I’m grateful for what/whom I have and I wouldn’t give it/them up for anything.
I have a past full of self hatred and SI
But I’m over it (mostly, we all still make mistakes). Life is just too short.

If you like what you have read, speak to me =]
Oh, and I SUCK at small talk. So sorry in advance.

"Our greatest glory is not in never falling
but in rising every time we fall"

The Likes

-Friends (They help me breathe)
-Talking/Meeting people
-Intelligent Conversations
-♥Music
-I'm a sucker for piano and acoustic music
-Cyanide and Happiness Comics
-lolcats
-Photography
-Rain -Having Time To Think
-Learning
-Photoshop though I don't own it =/
-Sarcasm
-ORIGINALITY
-Scrabble =]
-Moths and Butterflies
-Forests. I love walking in them.
-Just about any body of water
-Solitude
I don't do well in 'social situations'
-Reading every now and then
-Fires
-Tea is delicious
-Meeting people
-Monster, and *VENOM* Engery drinks keep me going
-Watching Movies
-You? We'll see...

The Dislikes

-People who insist on adding me to their friends list when I have never talked to them-
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-Having one conversation with someone then never talking to them again.
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wAt dA fuK iz diZ sHiiite???11?!
Seriously, if you’re going to comment me don't make me decode what you're trying to say. It's not my fault you are too lazy to use a few extra keys to make what you are saying legible.
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People who feel the need to ask me for cyber, nudes, or to view them nekkid on webcam. It won’t happen. Don’t bother asking.
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-And the usual: Sexism, Racism, Discrimination of any kind, etc.
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READING THE SAME THING ON EVERY PROFILE
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Fakes
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-The fact that I tend to over think things...a lot
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-The fact that almost everyone looks the same these days- Come on kids, let's be a bit more original.
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-Seeing the word Emo in almost every user name. Nothing against 'emo' kids, but this gets old real quick.
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-Excessive Exclamation Points
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-A lot of lyrics these days. They all talk about the same things: Sex, Money, Drugs, and Sluts.

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