Nothing is so common as the wish to be remarkable.

Life may be meaningless, but death I still have hope for.

No man is happy without a delusion of some kind. Delusions are as necessary to our happiness as realities.

The minute people fall in love, they become liars.

I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim.

Never make someone your everything because once they’re gone, you’ll have nothing.