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xSublime//SelindaI'm Selinda,I'm a dick. You're gonna have to get over that. Well, well, well. You know my name, why don't I know yours? Oh well, I don't really want to know anyways. I'm just kidding. I suck at these things, I never sound like me in them. I always sound like i'm a total bitch, but... I dunno, that's just me I guess.... Well anyways... here's my best attempt at describing me::: I do things for the laughs, and cuss like a sailor. I always try to maintain a general feeling of goodness. I make up words like a boss and tend to fill the air around myself with laughter, most of the time it's my own, but I am a pretty funny person. I almost always sound like a bitch, but my real friends know that I love them and most likely wouldn't hurt a fly... Unless it pissed me off. If you think I'm trying to offend you, you're probably right, but for the wrong reasons. If you think I'm trying to be mean to you or hurt you, without a legitimate reason, then you're definitely wrong... I'm a total fucking asshole, but not without reason. I'm nice to you until you give me a reason not to be. If you don't want me to be mean to you, don't be a fucker, its that simple =] Anywho, you'll never find out how awesome [or not] I am until you message me, so drop me a line if you would like to know more about me, someone to talk to, or want someone to make you smile, I'm usually good for that. Before you do, here's some things you should know: "babe, gorgeous, sexy, hot" or any variation on those terms will get you nothing. I'm not taken and i'm not really looking. So fuck you. I'm also extremely irritated by: bad grammar, TyPiNg LyK DiS, and txt tlk, so anywho, basic point there, do not type in ridiculous ways please, or I will be compelled to give you an hour long speech on why you should retake your English class. EargasmsThese are the sounds I adore, and any variation thereof. I listen to ANY type of music, but these are the ones that hold my world together. I know that everyone says it [and everyone says THAT] but music is probably what keeps me going in life. Listening to, playing, and creating it is what I do. I can pretty much play anything, but I stick to metal and punk. Guitar, Bass, and Drums, are my most frequented instruments, not including my voice. I'm in three different choirs at my high school, [yeah, I'm in high school] and I love every minute of it. I'm also in two bands. I can sing pretty much anything, because my badass teacher is always pushing me to stretch my voice a little farther. I can play a few things on almost any instrument, and if I can't, I can learn fairly quickly. Simply because music is my passion and I wish to do anything and everything within it. I'd list all the bands I "love" and drop a few names of the ones I've seen and hung out with, but I'm no try hard. Chances are though, if you mention one I haven't heard of I'll go look em up! So come on, mention some! I love discovering new bands... Well new to me at least... You know what I meant. So anyways if its killing you that much, here are some of my favorite bands in no specific order. The Ramones. The Adicts. [not a band but GG Allin is my fucking idol]. The Dead Kennedys. Lars Fredereckson and the bastards. Big D and the kids table. Discharge. Operation Ivy. The Dropkick Murphys. Catch 22. Sublime [old sublime]. Bowling For Soup. Leftover Crack. Cheap Sex. "Oldies":: RUSH. REO Speedwagon. Lynard Skynard. Led Zeppelin. The Eagles. Metallica. Iron Maiden. Joan Jett & the Blackhearts. Heart. AC/DC. Black Sabbath. Judas Priest. GWAR. Slayer. And there's MANY MANY MANY MANY more. Just ask me, dipshit. The GoodThis shits tops::: Music | Booze | Cigarettes | Cussing | Cars Other things I adore::: Warm nights. River trips. Summer-fucking-time. Anything to do with water [other than drowning]. Animals. Partying. Capming. Just hanging out with friends. Being a bitch. Cussing. Doing silly teenage girl things. Driving. My 91 5.0 gt mustang. Taking 50 pictures just to keep ONE. "Good morning beautiful" texts. Drinking. Cigarettes. Sunsets. Whiskey. Spitting. Going to the beach. Making people laugh [even if its at me]. Sex. Martial Arts [I'm a green belt]. Being a fucking badass [which I do full time.] Concerts/Shows [even when they're mine]. Punk anything. Being right. Being informed if I am not right [politely]. Working on cars. And there's many more things that I don't plan on typing, because I'm way too fucking lazy, and that would take forever. The BadThese are many of the things that I hate about life and the things in it. TOP THINGS I HATE Snakes | Posers | Emo/Scene kids | Children | Zombies If the Zombie apocalypse ever really happens, I'm not even going to try to survive. I'm going to shoot myself. No other options. Hello kitty. Facebook. Relationships. Hatred. Society. Cliche shit. The cold. Lurkers like you. Posers. [seriously, I could type all fucking day about how much I hate posers]. My family. ALL of it. When my car won't start. When people lie to me. Gossiping sluts. Whores. The word "moist". It fucking freaks me out. My body. I feel overweight constantly even though I know i'm not. When people hit on me over the internet. Get a brain you fucktard, you're like two plane trips and a jog away. Zombies. [Seriously, that shit going down in Florida has me loading my gun]. TV shows that are completely ridiculous and stupid, like: "Adventure Time" "Robot Chicken" and shows along those lines. Anything to do with "Emo/Scene". Trolls. The LeftoverTOP FUCK YOU TRIGGERS:::"Punks Dead" Fucking fuck you. It is not, and you don't know fuck. "Name [5/10/3] songs from that band or artist" NO. Go fucking fuck yourself. I wouldn't wear the shirt if I didn't fucking like the band. I'm not a poser bitch like you. If you want to have a fucking conversation about this band then fucking ask me about it you fucking dickbag. "You don't look like a punk" Fuck you, slut. I don't have to dress "punk" to fucking be a punk. I listen to punk music, and I fucking love it and don't plan to change that. That is what punk is fucking about. THE MUSIC. You dipshit. "You're hot, chat with me?" No. Fuck you. You're A weird ass creeper, and I don't want you fucking calling me your baby. You can go fuck yourself. "Can I have your phone number?" NO. NOOOOOO. NO. If I want someone to have my number because I enjoy talking to them, I will give it to them. Not if you ask me. If I like talking to you enough, I might ask you if you want it, until then, fuck you. IF you want to talk to me, then find something interesting to say. Be the one percent, stop hitting on me and think of something fucking intelligent. Chances are, that will get you into my pants quicker than calling me sexy. Anyways, if there is anything this layout did not tell you about me, or you are not satisfied with what you have read and would like to know more, inbox me. I return all rates. And i'm premium so don't think I don't see you stalking me, buttfuck. Also, the above comment about getting into my pants, I'm being a smartass, there is no way you are ever getting near my pants, much less getting into them.
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