Well hello, welcome to my profile. I'm kind of reclusive even online, so it's hard to imagine anyone visiting me. Here are some uninteresting facts about me. Yes, despite looking maybe 18 years old in my pictures (or so I am told), I am 31 years old. I don't generally let that stop me from being immature. I created my first VF account in 2006, and have had several since. You would think from all my time here that I would have loads of friends, but alas, the friends I loved the most ended up disappearing from VF or I lost contact with them. There's also the fact that I'm just not good at socializing. At least in the 2000's I was sure to make friends with "I see your profile says you love MCR, I love MCR!", but now it's hard just to find someone who'll talk to me. I'm not helping with the fact that usually I'm antisocial as fuck. Oh, I'm supposed to be telling you about myself. Well I'm not actually Canadian, I just really wish I was. My actual country is going down the shitter at the hands of a cheeto-faced shitgibbon. I've also just had an odd obsession with Canada since I was a kid. If there was a trivia show but the questions were all Canada-related, I'd have won that motherfucker by now. I have four cats that I only think about giving away about 50% of the time. I've made a habit of collecting only the most dickheaded cats. I adore them all, though. Here's the obligatory sentence where I tell you how I'm married and that if you flirt with me, I'll block you; but trust me, I've seen my own body in a mirror, I know ain't nobody longing for that shit. I spend most of my days ruining my back by sitting in my computer chair playing video games with online friends. So that's my spiel. If you know of any good socializing cults pls lemme know because it seems like the only cults I find these days are roleplays (aren't my thing).
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