who the fuck.

I'm Tweek. I'm eighteen. In my world I am genderless. But I IDENTIFY as male. Think about that for a bit. I won't join your fucking beauty cults. I won't webcam with you. I won't send you nudes. I won't give you my MSN for saying 'hi'. And I won't share my asianfuckmefetish porn with you... unless you are Felix. I don't have a sexuality. I'm a fucking nerd. I love who I fucking want to. And I don't love easy. I say "I love you" a lot. If you think I don't love you and am just saying it... you're probably wrong. I don't base love around relationships. I base it around people. And if I care about you, friend or lover, I love you. That all said... I'm not a bitch. But I'm not a sweetheart. I react to you as you react to me. I have a lot of ideals and dreams. I don't smoke and never plan to. I write a lot of songs and poetry. I live in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. I'm moving to England. I aspire to be a director. But art and literature are my passions. I have and talk to imaginary friends when I'm bored. I roleplay and I love it. I'm a fucking pervert. I love love of all kinds. I read. A lot. I'm a diabetic. I'm a vegetarian albeit chicken. Doctor's orders. Music preoccupies me almost all the time. I love movies and work in a cinema. I don't have any salutes because I'm pretty sure anyone who would fake me is a blind dumbfuck. I make lame ass videos when I'm bored. And I ramble on about nothing on a constant basis.

shake my tailfeather.

I like people of all shapes and sizes. I also, however, like intelligent individuals who can hold a conversation. All I ask once in a while is for someone with some common sense to stumble onto my page and start a war with words over something with me. Someone who shares my interests instead of bashes them. You know, all that jazz. Speaking of which, Chicago is my favourite musical. Silent Hill is my favourite game series and favourite game/movie soundtrack. I love children's movies and movies generally. I particularly like horror and comedy, but anything that moves me pretty much will have me in tears. I'm a sap, and sad movies get to me. I still cry over the Lion King. I lust for music. I admire anyone instrumentally talented and am always open to new styles and ideas. I love to party and rave and have a rainbow fetish.

get out mah fayse.

I don't like people. I really don't. In fact I potentially hate people. People is a very general term, yes I know. But if you get to know me you are exempted from the people category and become an individual with a name. I don't like people who pick pointless fights or who lack respect for other's and their personal space. I hate jerks who only add you for a good time they'll never get. I don't like when people add me as their friend without saying anything to me. I'm not some decor or something, I am a face with words behind it that you can talk to. Don't add me to your fucking friends if we're not friends. It's just stupid. I hate beauty cults and laugh in their nasty little faces. I laugh at people IN beauty cults because they actually wasted the time getting judged by some prick that doesn't care. Not that all beauty culters are pricks, I just think that beauty is a term nowadays full of shit. I don't like anorexic people, eating disorders generally, child abuse, or animal abuse. I also hate writing long lists but I'll do what I fucking have to I guess. Fuck.

tunes.

My musical list is endless. I collect music like your great great great grandmother collects dust in her coffin. I have over 10 gigs of music at the moment and the masses grow with every person I meet, considering music is the story of my life sometimes. I have respect for most if not all genres and try hard not to hate or stereotype music for it's worth. I don't like labelling music because it hurts me to try to sort through all of the stupid sub-genres these days. Attempting to explain to people what Emo is slowly is starting to drive me to suicide, for example. I find it easier to just say "I like this" or "I don't really like that". Fuck this genre and label shit.

profile song: "Everyone Looks So Good From Here" - Underoath

past tunes;
"Rainbow Veins" - Owl City
"Pet" - A Perfect Circle
"Electro World" - Perfume

my sex on a hot tin roof.
( in no order. )

felix.

My Franlix Fruitsnax Ferrari. Oh hot tamales. Oh sweet smexy gloriful carness. XD My lovey dovey husband. He watches asianXXXfuckmeFETISH porn with me and I know he secretly likes it. He's probably one of the few guys on VF that aren't complete jerkoffs. He made this layout for me and I love him forever and ever and ever for it. And you better love him some too. He is an amazing musician; go and check out his amazing music and give him love. Lurve you, delicious husband.

lex.

My wife. Oh Lexxx. I glarb you. You rocketh my worldeth. Always the one to have me lol in the awkward hours of the morning. xD You're my nocturnal insomniac buddy and I love your writing and your spunk. C: LEXXIRAWR. Mah Lexehcake. QAF for the win. c;

steph.

Steph. C: I wuv you so. lol I can't believe we were homies way back in the church days. LMAO. Tape Spider... Tap Dancing Turkey Twins.. ahhh those were the days, mate. c; Our epic adventures will never end. We both know we were the cool kids, making fart noises in Sunday school when Mary was trying to read LMAO. ILY! =D

my places.

myspace.
mypoems.
mygaia.
myart.
mythoughts.

gettin' ahold.

for my msn or yahoo...
you have to be my friend.
not meaning you add me to your friend list.
i have to KNOW you.
so don't bother asking unless we have some kind of relationship.
friend-wise.
I DO *NOT*. NOT NOT NOT.
NOT HAVE: AIM, BEBO, FLICKR, ICQ, OR NEXOPIA.
If you see me on any of these, it's NOT me.

feel free to instant message me on VF if you're not a jerk.
PM's are okay too.
I also frequent the VF Chatroom nowadays.
CANADA room, betchesss.
be there or be square. c;
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