NO MAN CAN EAT 50 EGGS!

I'm Kayla.
I can be the nicest person you've ever met if you give me a chance.
I complain and hate a lot of things about the world, but that's okay, because I'm a teenager and that's how I'm supposed to be.
I have a sick obsession with most things related to Disney, except for Malificent from Sleeping Beauty, because I still have nightmares about her.
I've played piano since I was eight and guitar for a year.
I'm incredibly opinionated about pretty much everything.
I like people who are beautiful inside and out.
I don't dislike people who are unintelligent, I dislike people who make no effort to learn and see being unintelligent as a good quality. I'm looking at you, Governor Palin.
I'm nice to people (at least to their faces) unless they go out of their way to piss me off.
Aspiring writer, editor, or campaign worker, the last being caused by watching the seventh season of The West Wing way too many times and convincing myself that it would be a fun job.
And I'm also a total nerd who goes crazy if she doesn't have straight A's.
I looooooooove Cara, way more than she loves me. Trust me. She's amazing and beautiful and funny and everything I could wish for. ILY BB. Comment! I'm most likely bored out of my mind.

I love beautiful people. I love Disney. I love rain and the way it sounds. I love cats, because they're elegant and gourgeous and self-sufficient. I love people with strong convictions and opinions they can defend.
I love Cara with all of my heart and soul. She's my sunshine, and she makes me smile so big and be happy every time I talk to her. She's beautiful and funny and smart and makes me blush, and I just love her. <3 ILY SUNSHINE.

Homophobia bothers me, on a personal level, and on a moral and ethical one as well. I just don't understand people who can honestly believe that they're better than someone whose sexual orientation differs from theirs.
Also, anti-intellectualism. Need I say more? Taking pride in stupidity? I honestly despise some of the 'home-spun' values taking center stage in this election. We've become a country of people who are simply stupid.
Also, it goes without saying, but I hate intensely slutty people who spend all their time taking pictures of themselves in rather...revealing positions. So no, I will not take n00dz, and no, I don't want to cyber.

Green Day, MCR, The Foxboro Hot Tubs, Pinhead Gunpowder, All Time Low, Saosin, The Network, The Clash, The Ramones, Atreyu, Misfits, Taking Back Sunday, HIM, Bullet For My Valentine, The Dead Milkmen, The Used, Rage Against The Machine, Operation Ivy, The Cure, Nirvana, Social Distortion, Liz Phair, Jimmy Eat World, Minor Threat, Sonic Youth, The Butthole Surfers, Husker Du, The Fray, The Killers, a few songs by Fall Out Boy, Paramore, Stiff Little Fingers, Fugazi, Sweet Children (lol), Mindless Self Indulgence, Madina Lake, MXPX, The Sex Pistols, The Raconteurs, Family Force Five, Breaking Benjamin, Dashboard Confessional, PANIC! At the Disco, Adam and Andrew, Goldie Lookin Chain, AFI, Death Cab for Cutie, The Beatles, Billy Talent, The Offspring, The Gin Blossoms, Pearl Jam, The Plain White T's, Snow Patrol, The Who, Rise Against, Agent Orange, System of a Down, Sublime, Avenged Sevenfold, 30 Seconds to Mars, Rise Against, Hollywood Undead, Against Me!, Anti-Flag, Black Flag, The Stooges, Iggy Pop, Black Audio, The Deftones,Cobra Starship, The Academy Is..., Every Time I Die, Lostprophets Kiss, Queens Of The Stone Age, Linkin Park, Motley Crue, Muse, Rancid, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Say Anything, Thursday, The Goo Goo Dolls, The New York Dolls, Screeching Weasel, King Missile, The Muffs, The Frustrators, Bad Religion, McFly, Blink 182