Lets Party!!

I hate walmart!! it is a long story that I will post later.


I was in walmart and i was carring my pink lunchbox, like always, and I get welcomed and stuff by a 65837942 year old man that always stands by the door saying, "welcome to walmart" but it turns out like..."welwonwowalwart" ...anyways. i did my shopping and whatnot. and then I walk back out the door with all of my stuff and my pink lunchbox and next thing i knew it a neon gangster was ontop of me. and my stuff was flying EVERYWHERE! and then the 5798204 yearold man comes over and says, well we just wanted to make sure that you were not stealing anything in your pale, and i am like.."what the fuck its a pink lunch pale. i am not going to steel anything" and of course..like all of my friends are there. and I have to wait for the cops to show up and so i sit for 4 hours. and then i call.... ::More::Fun::Then::Toast:: says: my mom and say..."mommy these fucking bitches jumped on me, pushed me down and took my lunch pale will you come down and talk to them." and so an hour later, my mom shows up, and a lady is a $2 suit come out of the door and says to my mom..."well we think your son has stolen somthing but we can not be sure until the cops show up." and my mom asked where the cops were...they were trying to find an ::More::Fun::Then::Toast:: says: old lady that was wandering around the streets of San Marcos, the saffest town on earth. so...79538042 hours later the cops show up and say.."There is nothing we can do" and then leave. and so i drive home after saying bye to my mom and those bitches at walmart. and at the stop light my friends and I see the neons in there cars. and we folow them for abou 16 miles.

Everything under the sun! youth brigade, toy dolls, adolescents, 7 seconds, agent orange, di, the queers, angry samoans, johnny cash, black flag, circle jerks, the misfits, nip drivers, m.i.a., tsol, the scarred, the formaldehydes, iggy pop and the stooges, the pogues, richard hell and the voidoids, the neon boys, riverdales, manic hispanic, counting crows, cracker, the dicks, queen, the adicts, the vandals, nickel creek, lower class brats, body count, nekromantix, julie ruin, jerry's kids, the joneses, kill cheerleader, the clash, screeching weasel, joan jett and the blackhearts, the reverend horton heat, the strokes, doa, boris the sprinkler, los lobos, descendents, the presidents of the united states of america, the dicks, agression, black sabbath, the avengers, the weirdos, generation x, bad religion, the eyeliners, angelic upstarts, peter and the test tube babies, edie brickell, they might be giants, sublime, guns n roses, f-minus, the business, the lemonheads, bikini kill, the virus, sham 69, mdc, blanks 77, jonathan richman, the voids, brian setzer, the briefs, the partisans, oi scouts, gang green, the cure, swingin' utters, teen idles, negative fx, the fu's, mad sin, the damned, batallion of saints, the stray cats, the beach boys, the buzcocks, dead kennedys, wasted youth, gorilla biscuts, buddy holly, the ramones, pbr, blind pigs, minutemen, bob marley, skid row, starlite wranglers, violent femmes, me first and the gimme gimmes, butthole surfers, chuck berry, chris thile, barnyard ballers, the beets, the metors, the dickies, chron gen, squirrel nut zippers, reagan youth, the vindictives, gbh, x ray spex, shattered faith, the applicators, bolus, guitar wolf, the ramones, minor threat, billy idol, pink lincolns, motorhead, stiff little fingers, jfa, sex pistols, dead milkmen, X, snfu, dri, 45 grave, penis fly trap, the tub, suicidal tendencies, the freeze, fear, channel 3, 999, mdc, bad brains, the skulls, anything with a banjo, and many more

did you think I was kidding?

These is some random stuff/tips:


-do not take english100; it does not help.
-drinks for everyone
-go into the girls bathroom
"Nicole! I think I left Tinkerbell in the Gucci store again!"

or get kicked out of a drinking club because the bounsers smelt acholol in your breath and they did not even check your ID to see if you were a leagal drinker

one time when i was 14 wendy took me to the mall on a leash i got made fun of alot after that...

F-Street Journy
okay. well its like the biggest sex shop on earth, and well. wendy and i were really drunk at the time and i think we were..um...almost 17. and we walked outside and there was a man there smoking and he looked at me and wendy and he said.."hey, want a quikie? its in my truck." and i thought he said "cookie", and I was like.."um..no thank you." because I had already had a cookie that day, and was. all cookied out. haha. but yeah. that man chased wendy and i all around town and we finaly went to the popo
I woulda coulda shoulda been so good this year i woulda coulda shoulda spread some christmas cheer. and emty stockings' awfuly shocking and its clear, santa's got his eye on meeeee

what would you do if you ran into a bar?

AWNSER:
I would sit down and start drinking, fucking hell yeah. or...I would um...say.. "Ow, what the hell are you doing in my way, fucking pole" because I would already be drunk. haha




Your a consert...a freind...and Wendy's a pear