Read it, I dare you.

Alrighty then. First off, let me list someting.

I don't play guitar. or bass. or drums. nor do i sing in a band.
I do not consider myself a photographer. and i don't own a fancy camera.
I don't smoke ciggarettes. and i don't smoke weed. i don't drink. i don't do drugs.
I don't call my friends 'bitches', 'hoes', 'skanks' or 'niggas'. If you haven't noticed, those are insults. and i don't call my best friend "wife" either.
I have two eyebrows. which are made out of hair, not eyeliner. I wear glasses too, not because they're cool, but because i'm somewhat blind. =)
I don't have plastic attached to my scalp.
I knew what Emo was before you did. and i'm not one. and neither are most of the people that you accuse to be.
I'm not bisexual. and i don't think two boys kissing is something to be excited about.
i do NOT own an iPod.
I can't draw.
I don't watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force. But i watch Conan O'Brian.
Borat and Team America not funny. at all.

Right, now if you find it difficult to identify to me, i suggest you go away right now and pretend it never happened. But for the rest of you, h'lo.

If you're an adult, you'll probably call me Jess. If i know you, then you'd call me Mud. if you're anyone else, i invite you to call me awesome. =)

if you have a mohawk i instantly assume that you're cool.
if you're American i instantly assume that you're stupid and ignorant - just prove me wrong, it shouldn't be that hard.
i admire Killette.
i'm convinced i'm a pirate.
my imagination is going to make me money when i'm older.

are you enjoying these chunks of information?

i like steak.
my best friend doesn't.
but i like her better than steak.
sort of.

I live in Hong Kong, and before you even start talking to me about it, please go Google it and read up. it's not in Japan. i do not live on a rice paddy. I learnt to speak English because that's the language my parents communicate in. why, how did you learn it? And yes, i go to an English School. yes, i know what shoes are. I'm not even kidding about this, i've actually been asked all these questions. Mostly from Americans. you people are just so entertaining sometimes.

I have the personality of a toddler. I'm selfish and immature. Candy makes me happier than it should. I really am a 3 year old. I'm really stubborn as well. and i've got a big ego but only recently have i accepted that. I know i'm not ugly. you don't have to point it out to me, i'm aware. thanks though, now put something else in your comment that might actually require you to read my profile. oh good golly gosh, no! how dare i ask that of you?

My imagination is what is going to make me money when i get older.

Rugby is the best game ever. i've really messed up my knee playing it but it was worth it.

I like attention. i like a lot of attention. but i don't get that attention by cutting myself or crying or any of that crap. I'll dress up as a pirate and walk around town. I'll go out with a camera and ask people when the last time they masturbated was. I'm not spontaeneous, but i do lots of things that you probably would never think of.

I like dyeing my hair. i love my hair. it is awesome. it's really long as well. i keep saying i want to change it, but i don't think i will. i also like getting piercings. i like getting tattoos. not because it's different, because it's not. i do it because i want to. and i really don't care what you think.

I'm an apprentice piercer. i'll give you mates rates - just ask me. =)

The way i dress and the music i listen to does not make me different or unique. My personality does.

i hate it when people get credit for something i did.

I'm scared shitless of bugs. especially cockroaches because they can fly here. and that does not bode well with me. The only bug i'm not scared of are mosquitos. Them bastards. I'm not scared to take a risk though.

I am, for some reason, really intelligent. my friends get pissed off at me because i never study, i never pay attention in school and i never do any of my work and yet i still manage to come out with A's. i don't know how i do it. but i do. and i'm glad i do.

I love writing, as you can probably tell by now. I've wanted to be an author since i was 5 years old. now i want to be a scriptwriter & director. I really want to go to VCA when i graduate - which is awesome on account of i'll be with my amazing boyfriend. he's mine, no touchy. :3

oh, and Johnny Depp. he's one of the best actors of all time. mostly because i've noticed that in interviews and stuff, his personality isn't that striking. which is why i'm assuming that he's so good at adopting roles and characters and portrays them so well that he doesn't really have much of a personality himself. Blank canvas is always the best to work with, i guess.

I'm a Romantic. I love mushy stuff, i go "awww" at lots of things. If i was a guy, i would make a great boyfriend because i would send you flowers for no reason, i would take you on a midnight boat ride with a picnic, i would dedicate songs to you and i would send you on treasure hunts. But i'm a girl and i'm oldschool in the fact that i won't ask a guy out. Bring back Chivalry.

So yeaaaaaaaah.

...Have I talked about myself enough?

i like my Lukey a lot. =3
Muffins
Chocolate Digestives
MSN
Procrastinating
the colours black, red, purple & grey
Johnny Depp
Cinnamon
Mitch Hedburg
Pizza
Music
Barbed Wire
Cookie dough
Rugby
Talking
Nazi's
Penguins
cold weather
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
Jealousy
The internet
Dutch people
Wearing other peoples clothes
CSI
chocolate
Hugs
braces
long hair
Backwards Hugs
eyeliner
Mario Mushrooms
Bassists
stripy socks
armwarmers
Hoodies
Ankhs
Criss Angel
Public Holidays
Joey Jordison
being left-handed
Drinking from the bottle
tattoos
Eddie Izzard
making people laugh
Lollipops
Stuffed Animals
Having money
Spending money
Chip & Dale
Halloween
Drag queens
Wasting time online
Getting given really random presents
Waffles

TV:
Family Guy
Friends
Jackass
Ripleys Believe it or Not
Fear Factor
Will & Grace
Fawlty Towers
Foster's Home of Imaginary Friends

House
Disgusting Documentaries about Human Mutations and stuff
Futurama
CSI

Movies:
American History X
Don
Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
Family Guy the Movie
Lion King
The Little Vampire
The Sweetest Thing
50 First Dates
Sid & Nancy
Pirates of the Caribbean
Queen of the Damned
Dreamcatcher
Sliding Doors
Interview with the Vampire
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
Shrek
The Emperors New Groove
Edward Scissorhands

the smell of oranges.
Time Differences
People who whine & complain when i rate them 1. In my opinion, you deserved it. Why do i have to justify my dislike with a reason? You don't even know me, what does my opinion matter to you?
Waking up
Going to bed
People who add themselves to their shitlists
People that claim to have bi-polar and dyslexia and all these other stupid 'diseases' and 'disorders'... face it, you're just dumb.
Swimming
Star Wars
MSN conversations consisting of, "hey. Whats up? I'm fine."
Being bored
Tuna
Having no money
Attention whores
People who attempt to be deep but just make themselves look stupid and ignorant
Silence
iPods
glitter
Jealousy
Horny Turkish Perverts
Body hair
Lack of Candy
Pimples
Infected Piercings
the words "supper", "ill", "sauce" & "cream"
Wannabes
Beaches
Seafood
Xangas
My ears
Horses

Favorite Music:

From This Day
The Used
Soundtracks
Our Lady Peace
The Calling
Method
Tom Jones
Horrorpops
I killed the Prom Queen
The Academy Is...
The Postal Service
Jimmy Eat World
Good Charlotte
Panic! At the Disco
Coal Chamber
System of a Down
Norma Jean
Kaizers Orchestra
Disneyland After Dark
The Spill Canvas
Flogging Molly
GWAR
Wednesday13
Mudvayne
Papa Roach
Billy Talent
Armour for Sleep
Underoath
Marilyn Manson
Deadstar Assembly
Ill Niño
SOURpuppet
Incubus
Bowling for Soup
Acute Equilibrium Disorder
Rancid
The Rasmus
The Murderdolls
M.E.S.T.
a1
Simple Plan
A New Found Glory
H.I.M.
Backyard Babies
The Casualties
Hoobastank
Weird Al Yankovich
Slipknot
Taking Back Sunday
Sugarcult
Velvet Revolver
Relient K
Avenged Sevenfold
Seether
NOFX
Blink 182
My Chemical Romance
Slapshock
AFI
Red Warszawa
Alkaline Trio
The Distillers
The Sex Pistols

MSN : jezzzika@hotmail.com
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Torchling [Reply]	Sep 07, 2008, 05:58pm hehe, yeah, two of them, i love them muchly!!
xXxDarkxxMistressxXx [Reply]	Sep 07, 2008, 03:07pm Haha it's a good thing I developed a personality then.
xXxDarkxxMistressxXx [Reply]	Sep 07, 2008, 03:02pm I know exactly what you are talking about. Everyone has their dumb moments, because god knows I have them. Haha But some people just never get out of the stupid rut. It is quite sad really.
xXxDarkxxMistressxXx [Reply]	Sep 07, 2008, 02:56pm Thank you hun. I'm actually an Anarchist, I support my country but freaking despise the government that runs it. And most Americans annoy me. Sadly I'm one of the girls that do not know care much for females. Due to the fact most of the females I meet care only about their looks and selling their bodies. But I will always give a girl a chance to prove herself to me that she is not like that.
xXxDarkxxMistressxXx [Reply]	Sep 07, 2008, 02:51pm We're working on it. I read your profile and I can relate to almost everything that you said. However the stupid American thing...I must say the majority I have met are quite idiotic but not all of them are. When I was in high school I did the same thing you did. Sat there and didn't really pay attention because I listened to my headphones, and I never studied once yet somehow I made A's.
fakiho [Reply]	Sep 02, 2008, 10:51pm happy motherfuckin' birthday.
Crying_Mantis [Reply]	Aug 26, 2008, 02:25pm I must say I enjoyed reading your profile. I can tell you put a lot of time into crafting a passage that best captures your personality which is more then I can say for most people who use there bodies to get attention. Most profiles that do have something written only will contain self loathing diatribe with the hopes of gaining the sympathy of others who happen to read it. That is not the case with yours it actually has value and reflects your thoughts in an honest un-censored way.
Brock [Reply]	Aug 25, 2008, 02:53pm It's ok
Brock [Reply]	Aug 25, 2008, 02:02pm I moved your Bongo thread in general music to musicians lounge where it belongs
Dovie [Reply]	Aug 24, 2008, 10:24am He's one of the baby's faves, too. Turns out it makes a great baseball. At least it's soft.

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