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Status: Roll the windows down/This cool night air is curious/Let the whole world look in/Who cares who sees anything
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Latest Journal Entry: Fakes May 13, 2012, 04:25pm
Profile: First thing's first (Since when is the first thing ever anything but first, anyway?): I'm not goth/emo/insert trendy label here, I just happen to like a lot of music that fits in with some of those labels people so love to bandy about. Jeans and a t-shirt would describe my style or lack thereof. Although my profile says September 2006, I've actually been on VF a tad longer; its been almost 5 years now. My how time flies. Do you know what I do Meg? I spit in your mouth while you sleep. I have a *serious* Family Guy fetish. Stewie is my idol! I tend to be random and inappropriate at times. Yes, I would like to threesome with the corpse of Bea Arthur - but only if we can sell it on EBAY! I have a very twisted sense of humour. If that bugs you, move along, nothing to see here! Oh, and I had to update that joke to "corpse" - Bea Arthur died. That sucks. Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute. I'm mostly unapologetic to the right-wing religious types running around screaming "won't somebody please think of the children!" in their best Helen Lovejoy impersonations. The children of the 70s and 80s grew up to be lazy parents who treat their kids like fashion accessories and don't want a thing to do with raising them. I am now the leader of the Lapsed Catholic Church and here are the rules my friend: Thou shalt not? Fuck that! Thou Fucking SHALL! I finally put some pics up, but I'm more interested in people *reading* the profile and actually getting something out of it. I'm also the last person you're going to find asking someone to go on cam, since I don't have one myself - so if you want my MSN or something just ask, but I'm not always online and I tend to leave it logged in - thus don't be pissed if I don't always message back. Spongebob would make a *great* sex toy. All soft and cushy like... Likes:  Hockey, Movies - Fight Club, Seven, Snatch, The Usual Suspects, Falling Down, American Beauty, Lord of the Rings, Saw, The Professional, The Big Lewbowski, Shaun of the Dead, Donnie Darko, Machete, Despicable Me, lots more, some TV - Buffy, Angel, The X-Files, Fringe, Family Guy, Futurama, The Simpsons, Game of Thrones, music, sushi, twisted dirty bondage fun, anything kinky - BDSM and more, fast cars and slow children... woops no! J/king on that one... really. Anything Japanese, girls food country, I'm Japanese obsessed of late. But no I'm not an anime fan, I just like travelling in the country, and the culture. Concerts concerts concerts! Did I mention concerts? I've seen Tool, Nine Inch Nails, Manson, Guns N' Roses, Ozzy, Alice in Chains, Pearl Jam, Iron Maiden, Megadeth, Deftones, Billy Talent, Alexisonfire, Hole, Beastie Boys, Stone Temple Pilots, Radiohead, Beck, Rob Zombie, Alice Cooper, Cage the Elephant, and a ton more... Dislikes: Spiders, the far right, morning, hang-overs, most chick flicks, anything with Ben Affleck except View Askew movies, people who push religious views on others or sell spirituality door-to-door or via the phone, most rap except some really old stuff. That Bieber kid whose head looks like a q-tip. Can we deport him? Meg: Excuse me, Mayor West? Favorite Music: Tool, Rage Against the Machine, Ministry, Guns N' Roses, The Tea Party, Nirvana, Audioslave, Pantera, Alice in Chains, Filter, Nine Inch Nails, Opeth, Deftones, Billy Talent, Old Manson, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, Megadeth, Mudvayne, Fear Factory, White Zombie, A Perfect Circle, Alexisonfire, etc. Well someone requested the below pic be put back, which is why I love this site so... ;)  Sex slaves, apply now to be whipped beaten and flogged!
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