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Latest Journal Entry: Frustrated by Ignorance October 21, 2008, 12:03pm
Profile: First thing's first (Since when is the first thing ever anything but first, anyway?): I'm not new, but I am redoing the profile, very lame, what a pain. Unintentional rhyme. Ok maybe intentional a little. But thanks for the welcome messages anyway. I'm not goth/emo/insert trendy label here, I just happen to like a lot of music that fits in with some of those labels people so love to bandy about. Jeans and a t-shirt would describe my style or lack thereof. Do you know what I do Meg? I spit in your mouth while you sleep. I have a *serious* Family Guy fetish. Stewie is my idol! I tend to be random and inappropriate at times. Yes, I would like to threesome with Bea Arthur - but only if we can sell it on EBAY! I have a very twisted sense of humour. If that bugs you, move along, nothing to see here! I Have a kitten, slave, little piece of meat who I love - Kittenslut - click to visit her/say hello. Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute. I'm mostly unapologetic to the right-wing religious types running around screaming "won't somebody please think of the children!" in their best Helen Lovejoy impersonations. The children of the 70s and 80s grew up to be lazy parents who treat their kids like fashion accessories and don't want a thing to do with raising them. I am now the leader of the Lapsed Catholic Church and here are the rules my friend: Thou shalt not? Fuck that! Thou Fucking SHALL! The pic thing, a.k.a. why don't I have my own up here: If you want it ask for it. I'm not here to play the ratings game. I'm more interested in people *reading* the profile and actually getting something out of it. I'm also the last person you're going to find asking someone to go on cam, since I don't have one myself - so if you want my MSN or something just ask, but I'm not always online and I tend to leave it logged in - thus don't be pissed if I don't always message back. Spongebob would make a *great* sex toy. All soft and cushy like... Likes:  Hockey, Movies - Fight Club, Seven, Snatch, The Usual Suspects, Falling Down, American Beauty, Lord of the Rings, Saw, Saw II, The Professional, The Big Lewbowski, Shaun of the Dead, Buffy (I swear I'm not gay I just like Buffy), Angel (still not gay, not that's there's anything... ahhh you know the next part, damn line is ruined forever!), music, sushi, twisted dirty bondage fun, live gigs, fast cars and slow children... woops no! J/king on that one... really. Anything Japanese, girls food country, I'm Japanese obsessed of late. But no I'm not an anime fan, I just like traveling in the country, and the culture. Dislikes: Spiders, the far right, morning, hang-overs, most chick flicks, anything with Ben Affleck except View Askew movies, Bush (the political one, not the sexual one!), people who push religious views on others or sell spirituality door-to-door or via the phone, most rap except some really old stuff.  Meg: Excuse me, Mayor West? Favorite Music: TOOL, Rage Against the Machine, Ministry, Guns N' Roses, The Tea Party, Nirvana, Audioslave, Pantera, Alice in Chains, Filter, Nine Inch Nails, Opeth, etc. Well someone requested the below pic be put back, which is why I love this site so... ;)  Sex slaves, apply now to be whipped beaten and flogged!
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