About me
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Well I'm Eilidh
I'm 17
I'm Scottish
And not ginger!!! ZOMG!!1!!11
¬¬
I'm left handed (H)
That in itself makes me better than you.
I am quite delusional yes.
I use big words to appear clever,
I love the feeling of superiority.
I take great pride in myself.
I'm thin.
I am in good health, and I don't have spots.
I never hesitate in saying whatever is on my mind unless I think it will hurt somebody I care about.
I have lots of friends,
although I'm always on the look out for more.
In my opinion
You can never have enough people to be there for you.
I often hear little snippets of a conversation,
exaggerate it out of all rationalization,
and then argue it forcibly as an established fact.
I don't make typos very often,
I type a completely different word.
For example when attempting to type
"before" I will type "because".
I'm a black belt in kick boxing.
I came 3rd in Europe a few years ago =]
but I don't really fight in tournaments very often now.
I really miss it sometimes.
I have an opinion...for EVERYTHING.
I know exactly what I think about most things,
but that does not mean to say I am closed minded.
Unlike many people on this site,
I am ready to accept that other people may not believe
in the same ideals as myself.
Even if I do not believe in something or agree with somebody,
I will still listen to their opinion of things.
But of course you are being a failure,
I will destroy you.
I know people say this all the time in their profiles,
but seriously don't judge me on my profile because I can be totally
different when you actually talk to me depending on how I feel.
Don't get put off with my profile making me sound like a bitch
because I can be very nice at times.
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msn: La.-.Nuit@hotmail.com
Journal: click
I bumped this layout from mr_mind
because I was sick of my own layouts
and this was one of the only ones on skem9
not full of fail.
My Likes
I love my friends.
Doesn't everyone?
I love being warm when I know people outside are cold.
I love attention
I love cult invites
Strange huh?
I love to look at all your pretty cults,
you never know,
I might actually join ;)
I like to feel important
And I love to be in control
I love my cat to pieces,
but when I have my own house I want a Samoyed.
*points at pretty Samoyed*
Aren't they cute? =P
I like feeling confident in myself.
I like it when the people around me are happy.
Because that brings up my mood too.
I like it when people use proper grammar,
because honestly?
why would you want to make people think
you're an idiot by tlkn lyk dis lolz!!11!1.
Click here if you do that.
I enjoy looking at profiles.
If you're premium and see I've been looking
at your profile but not speaking,
don't assume I think your cool. ;)
I read VFail profiles too.
I love Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!!
Not many people have even heard of it from here though.
Maybe that's why I like it so much.
My favourite book is "Dilbert and the Way of the Weasel"
by Scott Adams because it makes me laugh.
My favourite movie has to be "V for Vendetta".
For obvious reasons :p
My Rantings
First of all, click here if u type lyk dis.
I hate purposely bad grammar.
I have a tendency to dislike fat people.
I despise my username.
I hate being asked the question
"do you think I'm ugly/pretty",
if I don't know you then I'll answer honestly.
But I hate it when my friends ask me this
because depending on how close you are to me
I really can't tell anymore.
I don't see you as a face I see you as a person.
Do not.
Ask me.
That question.
I hate it when people think that Scotland
is a part of England.
Seriously it's not exactly difficult to see on a map.
It's a different country you fuckwits.
I know it sounds so self centered
but it really pisses me of when someone I don't know
is convinced that they're better than me
without rhyme nor reason.
(I'm not exactly sure if that made sense.)
I hate doing homework ¬¬.
I would much rather just do it in class time.
I don't like having to tell people how old I am
when it clearly states at the top of my profile that
I am 17.
I don't like feeling alone.
I can feel lonely to the point of almost crying
whilst in a room crowded with people.
I hate having no internet connection
I'm so addicted to VF it's sad.
I hate knowing someone is lying to me.
I hate it when I get paranoid.
Which is quite a large portion of my day.
I hate being held in suspense.
I'm impatient most of the time.
Also I know all of your cult invites
are done by a random user search
because I myself send them,
but for god's sake if you do happen to read my profile
before inviting,
please,
if you own a beauty cult you feel like inviting me to for some reason
please make sure your staff are beautiful.
The amount of times I've been invited to some
"elite application cult, one of a kind, only 2% gets in!!"
especially when the cult description has clearly been
entered into a dictionary website to find
a clever way of saying every single word ¬¬
and imagine I just take one look at this magnificent elite beauty cult
and the staff are either fugly or fucking fat shits.
I will not accept anybody telling me that overweight people are beautiful.
Don't even try it.
I believe this delusion stems from cults such as
"fat pride"
telling obese people that they are perfect.
This is not true as not only does it destroy looks
but it can kill you.
Obesity is a problem not a blessing
and overweight people need help not lies.
I don't like emo kids.
Don't even try telling me that not all emo kids are
depressed and annoying,
because if they're not,
then they aren't real emo kids.
I stereotype everyone.
Meaning that if your English,
I'll assume you drink lots of tea and speak like a Cockney.
If you're from Germany,
I'll probably make a joke about Hitler.
Because it's a well known fact that
he did it for the lulz.
If you're from Australia
I'll most likely mention bbqs and how
your forefathers were convicts.
If you're American...
let's just say my first impression of you
better not be that you're stupid.
Don't get me wrong,
I do have lots of friends online
-most of which I met through vf-
who come from foreign countries
and I love them to bits.
Just because I stereotype you
doesn't mean I won't like you.
I can't stand the sight of someone injecting themselves with anything.
I feel ill when I see self inflicted wounds.
Come on ¬¬.
Think of some other way to deal with grief
other that more pain.
I don't like it when people say
"I'm bi/gay/etc, get over it".
Because guess what?
This is not a website full of intolerant little shits,
we don't care what gender you go for.
kthnx.
I don't like it when people just assume
that I'm going to do something,
because I am the sort of person
who will go out of her own way just to prove otherwise.
