Hello my pretties. Welcome to my internet.

Oh my God, I am no good writing these things but here goes. I’ll start off by introducing myself.

My name is Roberto and I like doing things which are fun! I don’t generally like to be labelled as a “goth” or an “emo” even though I do wear black and put on a little makeup every now and again. It’s due to the fact that I make myself appear with a bright and bubbly personality which differentiates me from the others! I have beaten the stereotype and maybe you should too! I hate labels!

Also, just because I wear makeup and take it up the batty doesn’t mean I am gay. I’m just in touch with my feminine side!

I label myself as a gamer am a gamer! I love playing videogames. It is a common misconception that girls like me don’t play computer or console games and I am living proof! I guess that pointing this out and being overly proud of it sets me apart from lots of other people and makes me more of an individual. Oh wait, am I a guy or a girl now? I forget.

The thing I love so much about this website is that it’s full of decent and genuine people, like me for example! LOLOLOL.

But seriously, I love this community so much and that’s why I spend so much time on here replying to all of your well thought-out comments.

Like for example, check out these comments I’ve received recently:

“hay how r u”

“helo”

"o man ur so rite i h8 lables 2 u kno!"

"hi do u know me and do u kno my frend xX666BLOODYGOTHVAMPIREKISSES666Xx ?"

“do u want 2 b my bf?”

Every time I get home, I run up into my room in pure excitement just to log onto here and check what wonderful things you guys have said to me.

Oh and by the way, hello, I am fine thank you, and sure – we can date online and do all the many things couples are able to do over the web! Like flirt over instant messengers, send each other hundreds of invites over facebook, and masturbate to each other’s genitals over webcam - And oh golly gosh, I do apologise for not knowing you or your friends. I hope that is okay with you and does not upset you or make you feel sad in any way because I cannot stress how much that would be the biggest shame ever to befall on us.