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Twisty-Nipples
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Sex: male
Age: 20
Location: St Austell, Cornwall, United Kingdom
Rating: 9.47
Rating points: 1117
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Member since: December 30, 2006
Last logged in: Invisible
Account Status: Free Account
Rated by: 118 people
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Profile:
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| Name: | Twist
| | Age: | 19
| | Birthday: | 5th November 1988
| | Gender: | Male
| | Location: | St Austell, Cornwall, United Kingdom
| | Sexual Orientation: | Open Minded
| | Status: | In a relationship
| | Occupation: | Shylahs Bitch
| | | | VampireFreak since: | December 30, 2006
| | Last visit: | Invisible
| | Account Status: | Premium
| | Rating Points: | 1,026
| | Average Rating: | 9.50
| | 10s: | 102
| | 1s: | 6 | | Number Of Ratings: | 108
|  About Twist
I'm a gamer and proud of it. Anyone who says gamers are fat sweaty nerds who jerk off to Animé can go to hell. I'm a skinny little twat who jerks off to pictures of his girlfriend.
I have a wonderful girlfriend whom I love very very greatly. Her and her two children mean the world to me.
I have a Myspace Account a Bebo Account and a lesser used FaceParty Account. Check them out if you feel like it. My VF profile contains the most information about me though.
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Well done young padawan. You have found the secret section of my profile.
Or you were linked to it.
Or you viewed the page source.
But whatever.
I don't know why I made this section. On reflection it seems rather pointless.
Well...Yeah I have no idea what to write.
Remember!
Cheese is good.
Juggalos are inbred hatchet humping fucktards.
Fucking your brother is never acceptable.
Never get between Roflwhales and the fridge when you hear it's belly rumble.
Faking miscarriages will always get you laughed at, not sympathy.
There is nothing wrong with poking fun at fat people, especially if it makes them cry.
If your name can easily be changed to Faggy then you are indeed a fag.
It should never be forgotten that Jew-nosed failtroll Kelly failed to get 4chan to invade Sex Cult and was mocked, badly.
"Fascinating" is never a good view of child porn.
Irish fucktards who refuse to show recent pictures of themselves are insecure twats, most likely 300lbs and live in their mothers basement.
Pretending to be a 19 year old model who's "girlfriend" "miscarries" your imaginary baby is retarded. Shame on you.
Don't eat yellow snow.
Peace out.
Twists Likes
Coding.
Computers.
Computer games.
First Person Shooters, E.G Day Of Defeat: Source.
Real Time Strategy's, E.G Supreme Commander.
Nipples! They are great fun!
Snuggles! God damn snuggles fucking rule!
Drawing/Sketching/Doodling.
Spending hours talking to Shylah about random things.
Playing with Alexia and Xander.
Playing with my kitten, Squiggle.
Solero Exotic ice-creams.
Hearing heavy rain on my roof.
The smell of cold air. Like when you open the freezer up.
Apple and Mango J2O.
The Harry Potter books. (Yeah, fuck you and your lame jokes)
The LOTR books along with The Hobbit.
My ornamental knife collection.
My dog, Jet. (This is not a joke or anything to do with the site owner.)
Apricot & Raisin Geobars.
Cadburys Double Deckers.
The sound Shylah makes when I bite her neck.
That's all for now.
Twists Cults
Root Of:
Member Of:
Things Made By My Girlfriend, Shylah
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