Sorry, I'm not good at speaking/typing English at all...
Hi, I'm Bertram, called Bertl ... ... okay that sucked...
I don't fucking know how to introduce me.
Okay, here I go:
Hello, my name is of no importance, I'm fucking nobody, but nothing to worry, I'm just fine. I always have bad luck, except of my girl-friend, but I think that's another chapter.
I'm bisexual, but never had have a chance to get a boy-friend. Maybe it's better like that. Don't know.

So, I'm going to a college of data processing and business organisation, live in Austria (not Australia, okay?), 18 Years old.
I can't tell you how I'm, so if you want to know, just write to me.

Soooo...
Welcome.