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This is just a short version of everything on my profile because I know its really long.


PSN ID: Skull-Burner

I've gone ahead and made a list of the things about me Just another attempt to sum myself up quicker.
In no particular order:

Video Games
Anime
Im currently in the process making a Short Film
I think a lot, sometimes too much
Im Perverted (but I know when not to be)
Randomness FTW
Fire!
Im done with second chances. Fuck me over, we're over.
I do have a sense of humour, although it doesnt show in here as much as Id like it to... I will work on that though. If it helps, Family Guy and Invader Zim are 2 of my favorite shows.
Thinking about life (depending on my mood)
Drums
I like quoting things but hate it when people quote wrongly. Unless.. maybe if its only one word that doesnt make a difference.
I help people when I can
I believe in second chances.. and even more.. but I shouldnt. I keep getting screwed over. So pretty soon, I doubt youll even get a second chance from me.
I can honestly say that it's true, nice guys finish last. Face it, people suck. If you're nice, youll be treated like shit, if you an asshole, everyone loves ya. I could never bring myself to be an asshole though...
Road trips, especially the random ones where friends knock on my door (usually waking me up) and tell me to get he hell in the car XD
The sound frying pans make when theyre really hot and you run them under cold water.
Staying awake (there is just something about night time... I need more space to explain it, which I'll do later. I also hate sleep)
Weird dreams (is that ironic?)
I think it would be ironic if everyone was made of iron
Almost anything at fat-pie.com (Burnt Face Man, Salad Fingers, Sock etc) is awesome
Sex Drive is the funniest movie I've ever seen
I would absolutely love to speak to people in an Insane Asylum, Mental Hospital, whatever you call them. Seriously, they see the world so differently... and what if, the way they view the world, is how the world really is? For all we know, it could be everyone else that is crazy, not them! Unlikely? Yes. Possible? Definitely.

I think that'll do for now. I just felt like a change, even though I'm not the kind of guy that usually likes that.
The things I just said will be repeated later, so I'll go through and delete those repeated things... eventually. For more information, read on!


I can be random and very loud, although I'm usually shy around people I don't know, unless I'm drunk.
Loud music, video games, all-nighters. 3 of my favorite things of all time.
I love fire, cause thats how I roll, not when I'm on fire though, that's chocolate eating time.
I like people who are different. Not those who try to be different, the ones that just are, if you have to try, you're being fake.
I play my penis like a Guitar. Trust me, I'm really good at it, too. Can't tell you how it's done though, top secret, you see.
I love Invader Zim.
Destruction is NICE!
I am submissive
I am incredibly complicated.
I'm insane. No, really. If I told you half the shit that goes on in my head you would agree, unless you're insane too.
I want to go to a Mental Hospital, I would love to talk to everyone in there. I enjoy learning how other people think and view the world and discovering the reasons behind theyre actions.
I can get jealous to easily but I tend to hide it.
I giggle like a little schoolgirl when Im really stoned. Yeah.
I dress mostly in black. Not to be goth or anything, I do it because I like black.
I don't label myself.
I am open minded about Aliens, God, Magic and pretty much anything
If you read this type firemonkey at the end of your comment, I'm sick of people saying 'cool profile' when they haven't even read it just in the hopes of getting rated 10, its just a number. *shakes head*
I have Mental Disabilities Asperger's Syndrome and ADD. For more info click the 'Disabled' link on the left. A lot of people don't even know I have it until I tell them. It shouldn't change your opinion of me.
I hate the word retard, don't even like typing it. Sticking mentally in front of it does not make it any better. Just proves your ignorance. I do have friends and family who say it unfortunately so its not like I wont talk to you if you use it, just at least try not to around me.
I tend to bottle things up inside and once or twice every couple of years I let it out and when that happens you do not want to get in my way because that is the only time I do not care if I hurt someone, physically or emotionally. Im particularly proud of that though, unlike some idiot who think it's cool to embrace the violence or some garbage.
I wont let you in easily.
Music is my therapy, its the only thing I can truly count on that will always be there for me.
I hate being told how I think, especially by people I don't know.
Some other things I like are night time, rain, skulls, camping, skinny dipping, black and red, getting drunk, getting stoned, Facebook, The Simpsons, Futurama, Nip/Tuck, Skins, South Park, Scrubs, Family Guy, Charmed, Dragonball Z, Yu Yu Hakusho, Buffy, Invader Zim, Blade movies, any movie by Kevin Smith, Scary Movie 3, Underworld, Saw, Queen of the Damned.
I hate People who are: Too stuck up, bullies, Racists, homophobes, posers or close minded. I'm also not a fan of the Sun, salt water and most rappers piss me off. Oh and Premiums who make out like they're better than everyone who hasn't paid $20US.
I like girls with long hair, though that doesnt mean I find all girls with short hair unattractive, that's entirely not true, just greatly prefer long hair. Speaking of hair, I have a weakness for pigtails. Lip biting, schoolgirl outfit, handcuffs are just some of the things that turn me on. A lot.

About me:

Incase you havent noticed I quite like fire *nods viciously*
Im a weird person and I like weird people.
There isnt much of my humour on here, you really have to talk to me to discover it, otherwise it's just forced and doesn't turn out that good.
I'm someone that you can't possibly understand. If you think you know who I am, believe me, you have no idea.
I may seem like a simple guy, but really I'm extreamly complicated.
I may be online but not at the computer, or even home at all.
People call me a nerd but anyone who does clearly has no idea what the word actually means. This is the definition of a geek and this a nerd. Not that I have any problems with nerds or geeks, I just don't like people calling me something that I am not.
Im sick to death of everything... hardly anyone actually reads this, 90%of the people i meet that i think are amazing end up being fucking assholes...
And most people who 'know' me, dont really know me at all.
I like to observe people and say or do things just to see how they react, not with anything hurtful though. I think I do that because I don't always understand peoples behavior towards certain things.
I do think there may be some supernatural things in this world, I havent witnessed anything I could say is conclusive evidence but I am not giving up hope. I have seen some odd things that dont seem to have any 'normal' explanation. So I am trying to find people that may be able to help me in that department.
If you are actually reading this type at the end of the comment: FireFlooder. I have another word in the short version as well because Im curious what people read.
I live in Australia, Queensland, was born in Brisbane but I moved up to the Mackay area when I was about 3. Oh fucking joy... this place is the most boring place on Earth. Without a doubt. Although Finch Hatton is usually quite fun XD
I dress in black because I like it. I started doing that when I was depressed a few years ago, but now I just do it because I like black.
Sometimes I feel like I could just burn the hole place down, the place being whereever I am at the time. The only thing stoping me is the fact I dont wanna be bum buddies with anyone (go to jail). That and I dont wanna kill anyone. But if a building was empty and I new I would get away with it. Yeah, I'd probably burn down a building or two. No threats.

I dont pick fights or just insult people over the net, I'll defend myself if theyre worth it but usually there just isnt a point. People like that are just so stupid it's impossible to have a mature conversation with them. Not that I'm an overly mature person, I just can be when the situation calls for it.

I dont believe in God, but I dont not believe in God. If there is or was a God, he/she/it wouldnt give a fuck if we swore, had sex before marrige etc, the only reason we have sex before marrige is either, for reproduction or of course much more commonly, how it feels. If we arent meant to fuck before we get married then why the hell does it feel good? Because it does not matter. Dont even think about preaching shit to me because I'll just ignore you. You can believe what you want I dont care, just dont try getting me into the same thing. Not. Gonna. Happen. I respect your opinion if you respect mine. If that happens, we can get along fine.

I hate being told how I think or how to think, which is odd because I like to be dominated o.O
I am a true thinker and often try to figure out the meaning of life, why we are all here etc, but much more than that, I'll go more into it later. (Ok this next part I wrote ages ago and have no idea wtf Im on about, but I obviously had a point of some sort so Im leaving it but if it doesnt make sense, sorry but I can't explain it.) You may not be so social, and often think twice before acting but those thoughts you have in your mind never stop flowing in. Sometimes you can be so concentrated you forget about other things that you have to do.(End of none-sense-making). The last bit I now understand again but.. eh.. compicatedness is the rest.
Music is my therapy, without it, I'd be lost and couldnt bare the world. When I was going through the worst time in my life, it was the only thing that I could rely on. Only thing I could count on for help. I owe alot to the bands I listen to, especially Linkin Park. The Offspring too.

Women really are more powerful then men, I have a weakness for women.
I have a huge fetish for pigtails and schoolgirl outfits *drools* Nothing turns me on more.
Then there is biting, scratching, handcuffs, when girls bite their bottom lip... and more.
I am submissive. That's where I belong, on my knees in front of you, serving only you. I'll gladly do what I'm told.

I can be dominant in the right situation though... but Id prefer not to be.
There's more for those interested.

Night time; staying awake; hoodies; rain; storms; sitting outside during a storm; cloudy weather; fire; skulls; spikes; black and red; loud music; getting drunk; getting high; escelators; elevators.
Fave TV Shows: Lost, ED, 24, Invader Zim, South Park, Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, Happy Tree Friends, Mad TV, Prison Break, Heros, Scrubs, Dragonball Z, Supernatural, Criminal Minds, Charmed, Neighbours, Fat Pizza, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Angel, American Dad, Clerks (Cartoon made after the movie), The Twighlight Zone.... Passions >.>
Awesome Movies: Blade 1 2, 3, Final Destination 1 and 2, Clerks 1 & 2, Charsing Amy, Mallrats, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, 51st Dates, American Pie 1,2 & 3, Scary Movie 1 & 3, Idle Hands, Road & Euro Trip, Underworld, Buffy the vampire slayer, Saw 1, 3, 4 (havent seen 5 yet), Queen of the Damned.
Best Video Games: Digital Devil Saga 2, Guitar Hero (all of them), Lucifer's Call/Nocturne, Burnout 3 Takedown, DBZ Budokai Tenkaichi 2, GTA 3, Vice City, San Andreas, Liberty City Stories and Vice City Stories, Zelda (except Wind Waker), Metroid (except Hunters, mostly because of the controls), Driven to Destruction, FlatOut, Wizardry: Tale of the Forsaken Land, Ys The Ark of Napishtim, The Bouncer, Lylat Wars, Marble Madness, Pokemon.
Kinkeh Stuff: Pigtails, Schoolgirl uniform, handcuffs, being teased, whips, being dominated, getting tied up, biting, pain, all that kinda stuff.
My friends list, I took it down from its usual place because having it there makes it look like Im rating people. Thats how I view it anyway, but its not necessarily how I think of it when I see it on other peoples profiles.

I dont like people in general but the worst traits about them are as follows:
Stuck up; RACISTS; bullies; when idiots think there 'cool' by putting a 3 instead of an e, its not cool, its fucking stupid; homophobes; nagging; fake people; posers; little kids tryin to act all grown up.. most rappers piss me off; thugs; Gangsters; Bert Newton; that guy from Deal or no Deal; Deal or no Deal.

Other Crap I hate:
Sleeping; work; the Sun; salt water, Country/Jazz/Pop/Most Rap music; the fact over half of the worlds population are fucking morons and think its ok to be a rude cunt to everyone and that they actually get away with it; cult staff who expect rates... what the fuck is with that?

I hate it when people leave MSN without saying bye, its like hanging up the phone or walking out of a room midway through a conversation. Plus its rude.
Also, would it kill ya to contribute to the conversation? Just saying 'hi' and then leaving the rest up to me is pretty damn annoying. Oh and if you do that, do NOT bitch about ME not talking... seriously... What. The. Fuck.

Papa Roach, Slipknot, Linkin Park, Sum 41, HammerFall, Tenacious D, Atreyu, Wednesday 13, Drowning Pool, The Offsrping, Scars Of Life, Cradle of Filth, Marilyn Manson, Rise Against, System of a Down, NOFX, (old)CKY, Green Day, Rob Zombie, Disturbed, Adema, The Living End, Shattersphere, Spineshank, Bouling For Soup, Eminem.
There are probably more that Ive forgotten but these are the mains ones.
Soundtracks I like: Queen of The Damned, War of the Worlds (the original one told like a musical story, not the soundtrack to any of the movies).

Why do people like Metallica so much? They really arent that good... but yeah I know, each to his own.

I think if someone, male or female, wants to show a little (or a lot) of skin, they should be able to without getting called a slut for it. They like theyre body, whats wrong with that? Obviously I don't mind seeing the girls in revealing outfits for obvious reasons but it's honestly not just that, if someone wants to show off their body, let them. Its not hurting anyone and its not like we havent all seen it before, on ourselves or someone else.

The following does include assholes, they just need to grow up, giving someone shit doesnt make you better it makes you pathetic, grow up. You arent better than anyone else, your just so pathetic you make others feel bad to get your kicks and make yourself feel better. Heres to a slow and painful death. *raises glass*

So fucking sick of people saying theyre unique but acting just like everybody else. So many really awesome people have fallen victim to this shit and its pissing me off. I dont see how people can go from actually being a unique and wonderful person, to being a bitch-clone of every other fuckwit.
Ugh...
The bottom line is: Be Yourself. Seriously, dont change!!! Well, unless your a bitch... which brings me to another point... but first, let me explain something. Some people say they are a bitch but they dont act like it, it doesnt make sense but, basically if you dont be a cunt to people and bully people around, stuff like that.. your not a bitch in my books. Same for the word asshole. Now, back to what I was gonna say before...

Being a bitch/asshole is not a good thing, thats why its called an insult. So stopping acting like its perfectly fine to be a cunt to people, grow the fucking hell up. It is NOT a god damn compliment!!

If a girl wants to dance around in her underwear, let her. It doesnt make her a slut. Same with those that post the videos on youtube... they like to dance, maybe show off their body. Good for them! Im not just saying this to be pervy either, although that is part of it :P But yeah... let them do what they want, its not like theyre hurting anyone. Same with the damn Miley Cyrus pictures.. its a teenage girl acting like a teenager... funny that.

Some people go to such great lengths to prove how much they dont care what you think, such as writing in every second sentance, got a problem with me? I dont care. Deal with it. Dont like me? Go fuck yourself! etc, see.. why should you be an asshole to someone because they dont like you? GET OVER IT not everyone is going to like you, but doesnt mean you have to be a bitch about it. You know you could easily just say, one time, if you dont like me, i dont care. Thats fine. Dont have to make a big scene about it for fucks sake.

Why does anyone say they hate Cops? Oh yeah.. lets hate the people that protect us and keep the murderers away, how dare they make the streets safe! >.>
Seriously, your a fucking moron. If you have a beef with the cops its because you were breaking the law, it's your fault, not theirs, they are just doing their job. Yes, some laws may be stupid, but its not the cops fault. Some Cops are crooked but most arent so thats not a good excuse. Besides, chances are that you were probably just skating, doing graffiti(call it art if you want, its still vandalism which is against the law, would you want some random people painting your property with their name or 'gang' symbol?) or loitering where you shouldn't be and decided to crack a shit because your nothing but an immature bored little wannabe punk. If you hate police Officers, you really need a life and a brain. Also, don't bother talking to me. I really don't give a shit about anything you have to say.

I cant stand people that bitch about cult invites because; 1. You can turn them off, moron! 2. About 99% of all Cult invites are sent out randomly, so no one is going to read every single profile before they send out an invite to 20 people, what a waste of time that would be. Just like its a pathetic waste of time to powerbomb or rate someone a 1 over a cult invite that you allow yourself to receive anyway, fucking idiots.

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Amaurotic

I get hayfever, quite often :(

There used to be more stuff here, but I deleted due to reasons.. of DOOM!
I blame Jesus.

This world has barely any good in it, people killing people, racists, sexists, rapists, every 'ist' basically. This world is pretty much hell already. Open your eyes why are you so much better from other people? Because your skin is lighter? Your more attractive? Your 'smarter'? Take a look at you then the person who is supposedly worse than you are. What did they do huh? Do you even know them? The majority of you would say 'no'. Which is fucking pathetic, you admit the truth but the fact you already knew the truth is what is even worse. You make me sick you dont deserve to live. If you said 'yes' meaning you do know that person, there is no reason to pick on someone for their skin or any of the other 'reasons' mentioned above. Get overyourself! What actually makes you better? NOTHING!!! Those you tourture are better because they dont resort to your pathetic level, so maybe they cant spell or have a speach impediment (probably wrong, so what?) doesnt make them any less of a perfectly good human being, mmight make them go crazy later in life, but your the one that should be locked up, not them. They should be nurtured, taken care of. While your thrown away in a pit left to rot like worthless worm that you are!!

Disabled
Dont let this change your opinion of me.
I'm doing this so people who want to understand me better can, not so they can form an unrealistic impression about me.
I have Aspergers Syndrome which is on the Autism spectrum. I think and see things differently than you do. I used to hate it but eventually came to accept it. Now I wouldnt have it any other way. Asperger's is part of who I am and if that got taken away I wouldnt be me anymore. Sure it can make life difficult but I have a view of the world that most people will never get to experience. I like what I see, the only problem is I have a lot of trouble explaining things so its hard to get my point across because most Neurotypicals never understand what Im trying to say. Thankfully though, I know some that do and I have a friend with Asperger's so thats helpful.
I also have ADD, not ADHD (Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder), I just have trouble paying attention. I do have my hyper moments though, just like lots of other people do. In School I had trouble paying attention and staying on track in class. Not so much mid way through a convo, unless the other person is babbling on about shit i couldnt care less about, especially if they mention something that remindes me of something cool then I'll generally go off in my own lil world ^_^.
Thank you for reading.

Quotes

What goes around stays around - me while stoned

Same shit different paper - me

Just because Im paranoid doesnt mean the traffic cones arent out to get me - Adam

You'll have to speak up Im wearing a towel - Homer Simpson

Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses - Dan Akroyd as Elwood Blues in The Blues Brothers.