Pretentiousness. Arrogance. Liars When people say "I could care less", what you mean is "I could *not* care less". Saying I could care less means you care - They've even got it printed on a T-shirt now for fuck sake, WITH the mistake. You "could care less" about anything you care about, got it? If you're gonna use an expression THINK about what it means you ignorant cunts. Pointless rants over little things (see above). An inflated sense of self-importance. That point in a conversation where neither person can think of anything to say. When people moan on their profile about being viewed multiple times by the same person... It's hardly boiling your bunny is it? When people name their pictures things like "Perfection" or "Flawless" get over yourself please, even if you are nice looking broadcasting it yourself makes you sound like a cunt. Garage. The mere thought of this song is enough to make me want to vomit in anger. Beauty cults... what are they for anyway? other than basically going "ner ner ne ner ner we're better looking than you"... nice. And another thing I utterly abhor, are the beauty cult owners/co-owners that look like the back end of a doberman... you know the ones - they obviously either started the cult or are friends with someone in it. You can tell that by the blatant fact that if they applied to their own cult they would never get in due to a serious case of the fuglies, yet they honk on about how "elite" everyone in the cult is.
Seriously, if you're gonna spend your days on a forum telling people they're not pretty enough to be in your clique - at least have the fucking decency to not look like something that lives under a bridge... You know who you are! On that note, misplaced vanity. I know everyone's beautiful in their own way - and confidence is a good thing in moderation, but if you're gonna rattle on for 6 paragraphs about how pretty you are you better be something really fucking special. Most people actually. Christianity/Islam... I have no problem with you practicing your religion just don't talk to me about it. Societys veneration of the celebrity, even the famous for being famous wastes of space like Paris fucking useless twat Hilton. When websites just have sized down images instead of thumbnails, so the thumbnails take 10 minutes to load and look shit. Scooter the blonde haired pillock, I hate his face and he rambles. Those noisy site ads, especially that face that shouts "hellooooooo" everytime you mouse over it. When people *try* to be random and just come off as a tit: "I like cheese today captain!!!1" oh har de fucking har. When people TiPe LyKe dIs, it makes it look like you've had a hEd iNj00rY. When people have profiles where the background makes it really hard to read the text... This isn't fucking rocket science. When people have two songs playing on their profile at the same time, can you say fuckwitt? Premiums who go on about how they can see people who view their profile but (shock, horror) don't leave a comment... four words for you, GROW THE FUCK UP. I could go on but I think I'll stop there coz I sound like a whingy old bastard.
