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Little_Mrs_WaySide
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Latest Journal Entry: loooong essay, read if you dare November 22, 2007, 12:34am
Profile: My hair color changes like you change your underwear All you kids want these days is hard sex, hard music and hard liqour.  I’m just another person out of roughly 6.6 BILLION. I find it insane to think that 6.6 billion other people live on the same earth as myself. Then again…I am a little insane. I’d like to think that I’m a little special…but hey….who doesn’t? I’m pretty much the jokester. I make the creepiest first impressions ever…normally they stick. Like I said…normally. But what is normality? Someone define it; and I will personally congratulate you for making another standard. Not that this world needs anymore. I dance around a lot. I scream even more, I get kicked out of a lot of public places because of that. Thank god it’s amusing for all my friends. I hate writing about myself. Actually…hate is a strong word…it’s a lot more like I would prefer to take a bath with a toaster. Likes: Likes. Being Single This is normally the part of my profile where I write about the boys I think I might have a chance at loving someday. Right now I'm LOVING being single. There is truly only one boy in my past that can actually claim that I loved him...and I still do, but we wont talk about that. ANYWAYS. FLIRTING. It's amazing, just do it...you have no idea. -STUPID QOUTES- I actually say these things and mean them seriously..not even kidding. "Dude...it's right there...next to the fucking girl scout cookies." "Yea....I'll tell you when your boyfriend comes." "I can't help it, sometimes I just slip into Bill Cosby." "Yea...Mike definately taught me to take what I could get." "...dude, testing positive for something with a doctor is NEVER positive...its always bad, like 'CONGRATULATIONS! You have AIDS; now you can spread it to all the people you hate...you just have to have sex with all the people you hate' See my point man?" "So...If a fat girl fell in the forest and there was no one there to watch, would the trees still laugh?" -Kayla....duh....she's amazing! -Friends -Hiding under tables at McDonalds. Oh my dear god they have a picture of it.  -Crawling combat style with spencer across movie theater aisles ...now we all know that I have weird hobbies.  and...this thing Dislikes: Loathes. -People who say "can I ask you a question?"...looks like you already have DOUCHE. Favorite Music: Eargasms. Hey Ya (Outkast) - Lorene Drive  I'm pretty sure All Time Low makes me laugh my ass off...
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