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Latest Journal Entry: No Subject August 21, 2008, 11:11pm
Profile: There's no place like home//Inbox//Delete your personality//Choose a new trend//Commit suicide "Of my creation and creator I was absolutely ignorant; but I knew that I possessed no money, no friends, I was, besides, enduced with a figure hideously deformed and loathesome; I was not even of the same nature as man." - Frankenstein's creation.       Name: Gabrielle. Age: 85. Marital status: Single. Sexual Orientation: Corpses and money, but I'm leaning more towards money. Occupation: Mortician. Interests: Coffins, my late husband's teeth, money, my DEAD clients. My name's Gabrielle. I'm a tough li'l mama born in 1923 and raised in England. I have survived attacks from dead people, their living relatives, and my own living-dead family. I married my late husband Westley for money, he was a backwards thinkin' butt and I loathed him, but I loved his millions. I have long flaming red hair and crimson lips and I never travel without my false nails, rouge, and crocodile-skin clutch bag. I own a red 1971 DeTomaso Pantera and I enjoy being driven around my late husband's 60 acre stretch of land while sipping Cristal Brut champagne out of luxury John Calleija glasses. I only date rich, dying men over 90.      Naps. Snacks. PHOTOSYNTHESIS!! Playing in snow. Eating your teeth. Feeding the birds. Dancing Skeletons. Disco Dracula! Having a fucking good time. Crazy swines. Sweet merciful crap! Jayyyysus! Balancing. The worst of everything. Uh, awkward. Mail order brides. Conglomeration. Guessing. Later. RRRRRAGE. Monsters under the bed. Oh, people. Ridiculousness. Passionate pancakes. NONONONONONO! High-grade explosives. Hating. DEVOURING. Screaming coffee. Freudian misspellings. Cynicism. M&M's There aren't and won't be. Surprise dicking. Creepy tattoos. Surprised wonderment. Anachronism. Doll mutilation. Serial Killers. Art. Acting. Bones. Decay. My family. Graveyard dirt. Disorder. Odd creatures. Death and dying. Synchronicity. Zombies. Lucozade orange. Preposterous events. Solitude. Flipping over wheelbarrows. Sleep. Graveyard dirt. Alcohol. Body modification. Vivisection. Mocking the stupid. Stand-up comedy.    Cars that sound like buses. Jim Davidson. Being told what to do. Being confined to small loud places. "Did that hurt?" Humans. Crumbs in my lipgloss. Being yelled at. Unreasonable people. Menstruation. Bad stand-up comedy. Arrogance. Soiled toilets. Ugly mornings. Hobnobs. Hurtful assumptions. Papercuts. Being overwhelmed. 1000+ word essays. Choking on sweets. Being sad. Tetris. Generalisations.       12 Step Rebels 45 Grave Alien Sex Fiend Anybody Killa Axe Murder Boyz Balzac Bauhaus The Birthday Party Blaze Ya Dead Homie Blitzkid Bloodsucking Zombies From Outer Space Bone Orchard Calabrese Cancerslug Christian Death Cinema Strange The Coffinshakers The Cramps The Creepshow The Cure The Damned Dark Lotus Deadboy & The Elephantmen Eels Frankenstein Drag Queens Gang Of Four The Ghastly Ones Gothminister Groovie Ghoulies The Gun Club Holy Cow Insane Clown Posse Kidcrusher Koffin Kats Legendary Pink Dots Lords of the New Church Manic Street Preachers Marilyn Manson & the Spooky Kids Misfits Mister Monster Monster Squad Murderdolls New Model Army Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds Nora Keyes Nox Arcana Paralysed Age Penis Flytrap The Ramones Samhain Send More Paramedics Shadow Project Siouxsie & The Banshees Skeletal Family Skinless Skinny Puppy Sopor Aeternus Specimen SSQ Terrorvision Theatre of Hate Tragic Black TSOL Twiztid Virgin Prunes Voltaire Wednesday 13 Zombie Ghost Train Zombina & The Skeletones ZYX       Homepage: http://www.myspace.com/whyareyouathome Link 1: http://deathgallery.deviantart.com/
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