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Hello there people,
Well, my name is Sarah Onions. I hate my last name lots!! I live in a shitty little village called Drury. The only thing that makes living here bearable is my friends. If i didn't have all the amazing friends i have i don't know what i do.

However, This page was not made for me to talk about my friends, its for me to talk about me =].
Well, there not much really to know about me.... im just your average teenage girl. I think i'm short, fat and ugly. But you may have your own opinions of me. I'm also very retarded. You know what i mean, the type of girl who trips over thin air, says really retarded stuff and just general is a complete RETARD!

.......I'm not as retarded as Calum though :P

Anyway...hmmm what eles is there to say about me?
hmmmm how about some general information?
Well, as i said further up, my name is Sarah Jane Onions. Don't EVER call me by my last name.... you WILL get hurt =].
Well, im 14, i go to Elfed High School, I'm in year 9=]and in the summer i also work in Chester.

Want to know more?

Well, why not? im in a writting mood and this is better than homework =].
Lets go for relationships. Well at the moment im single and i really want to keep it that way. I have never been in "love". Infact i sometimes question whether love actually exists, and if it does, then does everyone have a soul mate? or just the beautiful people. To be honest i think these questions and similar ones like them can be answered with time.

Still not Satisfied?

well how about a paragraph on... OMG IT’S SNOWING!!
sorry about that.... got sidetracked. Anyway I’m going to dedicate this paragraph to a good old fashioned RANT!
Firstly, My stomach really hurts, it has been for like a week now. Should i be worried? I don't think so. Probably just because I'm eating porridge. Yes im trying to loose weight by eating plain old boring porridge for breakfast.
Joy.
Also I am so fucking fat! its unbelieveable! I try to eat healthy and i try to exercise, but i still wake up every morning as a fat bitch.
Not only am i fat im short. 5 fucking feet! Im like a tea pot, short and stout. I always get soooo jealous when i see pretty blond girls walk into mcdonalds and come out with a mountain of fat and are able to eat it without putting on weight. Im not stupid, i know that probably half those girls will be throwing that back up tonight. I sometimes wish i had the guts to do things like that. But i'm just not brave enough to do that to myself.
I know reading all that may have upset some people close to me, they normally do get upset when i talk about my weight. Thats why i wrote it alllll the way down here.... where no one will have the attention span to get to it. So here is where i shall state the truth. I want to be a size 6, and will probably never be happy with my weight until i am.

But anyway back to my rant. Well i may only be 14, but my life just seems to have been one disaster after another.
Want some examples?
well the whole me and Lewis situation is one. If you don't know what im talking about its probably better that way anyway.
However saying this, i know lots of people whos lifes are far worse than mine. Sam for example. I have so much respect for this girl. She has been through so much from her mum and dads split, to all the problems she has to face today, and she still has a smile on her face. Not only does she fix her own problems but she helps me through so many of mine. I love her. If i didn't have her and Emma in my life. Well, to quote a famous song, This life just aint worth living.

Well i think i could write a hell of a lot more, but i really don't see the point as probably no one will read this anyway, but for those who did thank you <3

Okay i feel like writting again so for all of you people who are enjoying reading about the life of sarah, this is your lucky day. Cuz there more!!
Well, after re-reading that i now realise how emo it made me sound. Well im not THAT emo, okay i have the odd emo day but on the whole im a rather happy person. I may not be the prettiest girl in the world, or the tallest or thinnest. But im happy with who i am.

CULTS

chavs
annoying people
hilary duff
Rain
teachers
School
meat
down rating
animal cruelty

PAPA ROACH
Hawthorne Heights
Anti-Flag
The Used
Bullet for my valentine
Mindless self indulgence
funeral for a friend
Aiden
Cute is What we aim for
Avenged sevenfold
sum41
iron maiden
Saosin
Underoath
Loads more.
Homepage: http://www.myspace.com/emo_poodles