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Sex: male
Age: 19
Location: idiot city, Washington, United States
Rating: 9.39
Rating points: 3147
Member since: October 03, 2005
Last logged in: August 10, 2008, 01:47am
Account Status: Free Account
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F.U.N.S.K.!!! The government must be fixed!!! No, his mind is not for rent To any god or government. Always hopeful, yet discontent, He knows changes aren't permanent, But change is.
ANAL SEX IS FOR THE VAGINALY IMPARED!
"if you go platinum, it's got nothing to do with luck it just means that a million people are stupid as fuck....." i am another member of the american youth that lashes out at his freinds and family by publicly masterbateing (while i cry) and makeing videos of my sexual escipades with midgets, atleast thats what you want me to do you sick fuck how could you think of stuff like that? i am jacks used tampon, if your smart youll understand that.
THE FIRST RULE OF FIGHT CLUB IS YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!

THE SECOND RULE OF FIGHT CLUB IS YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!!







You can hurt me do whatever you like
"Everyone trying to be trife never face the consequences you propably only did a month for minor offences ask a nigga doing life if he had another chance but then again there's always the wicked at new and advanced dance forever with the devil on a code cell block but thats what happens when you rape, murder and sell rock devils used to be gods, angels that fell from the top there's no diversity because we're burning in the melting pot" A slight diversion into the mythology of numbers: Numbers are personalities and they behave towards one another just as people do. This can be realized when one turns on his/her bio-analog computer which turns quantities into qualities, as opposed to the bio-digital computer which turns qualities into quantities. Then multiplication can be considered a form of copulation between numbers. Thus, multiplication is something male and female numbers would do. (Males are Even numbers, Females Odd numbers.) A sexology of numbers would go something like this:
1 x 1 = 1; a form of mastubation 1 x 2 =2; homosexulaity
Both of these actions are, in a sense, "fruitless". If this was as far as multiplication went, if one had only the numbers 1 and 2, both the number system and the human race would not have survived. But:
2 x 3 = 6 !
Something new, something unique and different is created.



"The poetry that comes from the squaring off between, And the circling is worth it. Finding beauty in the dissonance."

“I believe in compulsory cannibalism. If people were forced to eat what they killed, there would be no more wars.” abbie hoffman, a god among hippies. embed>..>




i hurt myself today to see if i still feel i focus on the pain the only thing that's real the needle tears a hole the old familiar sting try to kill it all away but i remember everything what have i become? my sweetest friend everyone i know goes away in the end you could have it all my empire of dirt i will let you down i will make you hurt i wear my crown of shit on my liar's chair full of broken thoughts i cannot repair beneath the stain of time the feeling disappears you are someone else i am still right here what have i become? my sweetest friend everyone i know goes away in the end you could have it all my empire of dirt i will let you down i will make you hurt if i could start again a million miles away i would keep myself i would find a way
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Forrest Lazer
Birthday:july 20th 1989
Birthplace:soldotna alaska
Current Location:anchorage alaska
Eye Color:blue, but no one can tell
Hair Color:fuck is curly a color?
Height:im like 5'8 5'9 thats like not short but not tall either
Right Handed or Left Handed:i masterbate with my right, or i would if i had a penis
Your Heritage:well im german and polish, so its a total sausage fest!
The Shoes You Wore Today:fuck if i know!
Your Weakness:cryptonight! and spelling!
Your Fears:hating life and being unhappy, also woman!
Your Perfect Pizza:BITOZ PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:learn to fly!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:anal sex!
Thoughts First Waking Up:anal sex!
Your Best Physical Feature:ana sex! no wait. umm i dont know my eyes maybee, but only ugly people say that, lol i must be ugly!
Your Bedtime:when ever my master permits me to sleep! PLEASE MASTER MAY I SLEEP!?
Your Most Missed Memory:having a penis!
Pepsi or Coke:urine!
MacDonalds or Burger King:subway!
Single or Group Dates:shit come on now, im not that ugly, single dates!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:again urine!
Chocolate or Vanilla:vaginal!
Cappuccino or Coffee:diet ROCKSTAR!!!!
Do you Smoke:fuck no!
Do you Swear:fuck no!
Do you Sing:yea but only when no ones listening!
Do you Shower Daily:i wish! KIDDING, yes usally a few times a day!
Have you Been in Love:yes, her name was nori, and she was a dog!
Do you want to go to College:ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Do you want to get Married:ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Do you get Motion Sickness:only during sex, and im a virgen!
Do you think you are Attractive:only when im around uglier people!
Are you a Health Freak:again.....ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Do you get along with your Parents:one last time!ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Do you like Thunderstorms:fuck yes!
Do you play an Instrument:guitar, and it might be the only thing thats always there fore me!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:no
In the past month have you Smoked:never have!
In the past month have you been on Drugs:never have!
In the past month have you gone on a Date:yes and it was so freeking cute i wanted to die!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:yes, who the fuck hasnt?!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:fuck no, im not that fat!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:yes
In the past month have you been on Stage:actually yes!
In the past month have you been Dumped:no, ive only been dumped three times and i only really count two of em
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:yes and thats why my grampa's in jail right now!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:i dont steal!
Ever been Drunk:yes
Ever been called a Tease:lol only by my grampa
Ever been Beaten up:well ive been jumped
Ever Shoplifted:again never!
How do you want to Die:during sex!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:a fat black woman!
What country would you most like to Visit:AMSTERDAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:green!
Favourite Hair Color:ive never thought that one through!
Short or Long Hair:i dont care
Height:hopefully shorter than me but it doesnt matter!
Weight:again i dont care so much about this stuff
Best Clothing Style:ok thats it! i dont care what they look like!
Number of Drugs I have taken:none but who hasnt smoked pot in alaska? other than me.
Number of CDs I own:tons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Number of Piercings:i like nipple rings, and dont mind much else!
Number of Tattoos:tattos are hot aslong as they are done well
Number of things in my Past I Regret:i dont care who you were, aslong as i love who you are!

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!


A POEM. alright, so home alone i have the radio blown and songs of peace and war flow through my ears, until fears are founded and the thoughts in my head are drounded, cuz sad may it seem, i alone, am free to deem, and declare that all should be aware, of a time when it all seems to fall. the times when a tear becomes a crutch, and you crush, fighting for a rush. but when the songs about politics are done, your problems have just begun, cuz lyrics arise for a reason. love is treason. and as lonly harts hurt worse, so do tears fade in the words of a verse. so when your biting your lip, trying to get grip, just stop and know, that in a few youll let go and things will change, cuz thats the proverb on the page. just like the last, this too shall pass. always strays will stray,and clay will harden. life doesnt often pardon. its always changing and ever present,and feel free to resent, but you love you die and cry and many emotions will flow like oceans, and to me these have always been foreigne notions. but im not going to take it out on others. cuz we are all here. eqaul in fear, and far from common.

this is for sarah




pour tous les enfants qui pleurent dans l'obscurité, il y toujours aura l'un qui sourit
Fetch me the spirit, the son, and the father. Tell them their pillar of faith has ascended. It's time now! My time now! Give me my, give me my wings!"




Something 'bout those little pills Unreal, the thrills, they yield, until They kill, a million braincells




i play guitar and am into painting and drawing. so art and music and writing. i go to bitoz every weekend! BITOZ FUCKING ROCKS!!!
Dislikes:
myself?
Favorite Music:
NINE INCH NAILS (NIN) A PERFECT CIRCLE (APC) TOOL, IMMORTAL TECHNIQUE, LED ZEPPLIN, THE WHITE STRIPES, THE CARS, DAVID BOWIE, MARILYN MANSON, RUSH, PAPA ROACH,SIMPLE MINDS,PORTISHEAD,THE WHO,THE PIXIES, THE TALKING HEADS,AFRO MAN,AMMIE MANN,ALANIS MORISSETTE,THE BUGGLES, SHE WANTS REVENGE, DIE WARZAU,MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE, SKINNY PUPPY,KORN,THE USED,GNARLS BARKLY,DANGER DOOM, SMASHING PUMPKINS,KATATONIA TWEAKER, ROB DOUGAN, BEETHOVEN, THE BEETLES, JOHN LENNON,SUZANNE VEGA AND ILL ADD MORE WHEN I THINK OF IT
Homepage: i mighty tighty whity and im smuggalin plums
Link 1: www.toolband.com
Link 2: www.toolshed.com
Link 3: www. wait no i dont have another site to post yet

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