My name is Morgan. I am unimpressed with everything. Music is the only thing I always love because it is always changing, always evolving. I am terrified of moths, I own a foil hat and I have an ever-growing expanse of useless information. Feel free to judge.
Likes
Music, movies, YouTube, comedy, guitarists, music, science, lime cordial, sarsparilla, music, video games, Greek mythology, music, the word "chicken", science, The Lord of the Rings, Indiana Jones, Harry Potter, Back to the Future, Star Wars, The Dark Knight, Kill Bill, Inglourious Basterds, Family Guy - Something Something Something Darkside, Sweeney Todd, Aladdin, Ghostbusters, Zombieland, Futurama, Good News Week, NCIS, Family Guy, Top Gear, Mythbusters, Two and a Half Men, Malcom in the Middle, Winne the Pooh, Mists of Avalon, The Prophecy of the Gems, encyclopedias... (Yeah, I'm that cool) and my pet bat Johann. XD
I also enjoy writing shit like this: I was born in Minas Tirith in the 20th year of the Fourth Age to King Aragorn and his wife Arwen. I was married at the age of 24. At the time of my death I had mothered six children, two of which were twins. I am unaware of the year in which I was born again but eventually I grew to be a fisherman. I had heard that the son of the Lord had travelled nearer to my home and I planned to see him at a large gathering. I was, however, unable to as I had to find out who had stolen my fish and replaced them with stones. Then, in 1497 I was born to a woman serving in the castle of King Henry VIII. From the age of seven I was appointed to shine the shoes of his knights and I married at the age of 19. I died, however, before I saw my wife give birth to our third child. I lived a peaceful life as a fir tree in 1674 and lived to the age of 50. In 1912 I sailed on the maiden voyage of the Titanic but drowned before my brother found me. In 1923 I served as the kettle for an elderly woman by the name of Ethel. In my exsistence, I boiled water for 2920 cups of tea. I was destroyed in the house fire of '31. I was born again on August 16, 1954 to a wizard and his muggle wife and attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in 1964. I received 10 O.W.L.s in my fifth year and was appointed Ravenclaw prefect. I graduated in 1972 at the top of my class but was murdered when my father refused to join the Death Eaters in 1975. My life as a mouse in the mid-1980's is rather hazy as I spent most of it in the dark for fear of the farm cat, Schnookums. How I hated him. Unfortunately, when attempting to escape from that damned cat, I ran into a trap and died of a broken neck. I was born again to a rather unlikely couple on the first of May, 1994.
Dislikes
Bimbos, blue business shirts, assumptions, religious nutters, my school, most of my teachers, the banjo (the whingy cousin of the guitar... it makes me laugh), orange, the red-yellow-orange-green colour combination you find on playgrounds and other child-infested places, flies and the fucking Jonas Brothers.
Favorite Music
I love all music, except for most hip-hop, rap and techno. My favourite genres are rock, metal, and the many, many variations of the two.
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