I'm perfect, in that fucked up way.
Status: You know what annoys me? People.
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Sex: female Age: 27 Location: Kingwood,
West Virginia, United States
Member since: March 23, 2004 Account: Premium Member Orientation: Straight Status: Single Partner in crime with:Vampyre3000 Occupation: Mother. Writer.
Latest Journal Entry:No Subject August 29, 2012, 09:02am
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About Me
*I'm Steph*
*I'm the single mother of a 7 year old little girl, Becca, and two fur children, Ozzy and Wicket.*
*I have a weird, sick, twisted, disturbing, dirty sense of humor*
*I have a few awesome friends that I would do anything for*
*I have a tendency to talk in third person*
*I blurt out random thoughts*
*I voice my opinion no matter how much you DON'T want to hear it*
*I talk during movies*
*I fall in love with fictional characters*
*I quote movies/books/TV shows/songs/comedians in everyday conversation*
*I make jokes in serious situations. It's a defense mechanism*
*I'm clumsy and am always covered in bruises*
*I talk to myself*
*I have an invisible friend named Wessy*
*I have a difficult time telling people "no"*
*I yell at inanimate objects*
*I give my friends nicknames. Sometimes more than one. But never more than ten.*
*I shout "I love cookies!" when there are pauses in conversations*
*I laugh when people fall*
*I smoke and drink*
*If you just leave some comment about how I'm hot, or some perverted comment on my pictures. I will ignore it. And I'm tempted to delete most of my pictures just because those are the only comments I get.*
*I talk to my dog in a British accent. Mostly because I think he's British.*
*I don't do drugs. Find them quite pointless in fact*
*I spent most of my life having a low self esteem, and recently realized that I'm fuckin' awesome. If you don't like it, you can kiss my ass*
*Aside from my daughter, and a few others, I don't like kids. I find most (if not all) of them to be horrid little monsters. So don't think it'll impress me to tell me how much you love kids.*
*I tend to get quite obsessive over things. And the main obsession changes quite frequently.* View Steph Moyer's check-ins on GetGlue
*my daughter*
*my friends*
*my family*
*Supernatural*
*Robin Hood*
*Laurell K. Hamilton*
*Maggie Shayne*
*Lynsay Sands*
*Star Wars*
*reading*
*writing*
*X-Men*
*Fullmetal Alchemist*
*Daria*
*M*A*S*H*
*The Simpsons*
*Futurama*
*Peter Pan*
*Alice in Wonderland*
*Chuck Pauliniuk*
*Dr. Suess*
*Mass Effect*
*Kingdom Hearts*
*Ace of Cakes*
*cookies*
*Kresley Cole*
*vanilla scent*
*dill pickles*
*10 Things I Hate About You*
*Moulin Rouge*
*Charlaine Harris*
*Phineas and Ferb*
*Ramen noodles*
*being goofy*
*G.I. JOE*
*The Crow*
*hoodies*
*learning new things*
*Lilo and Stitch*
*Disney Movies*
*Ewan McGregor*
*The Muppet Show*
*Chris Hardwick*
*guys in make-up*
*food*
*Kevin Smith movies*
*Sweeney Todd*
*Batman*
*Johnny Depp*
*Boondock Saints*
*Mortal Kombat*
*Clue*
*Monopoly*
*Lord of the Rings*
*Jurassic Park*
*The Princess Bride*
*mythology*
*anything dealing with the paranormal*
*Henry Rollins*
*Indiana Jones*
*movies*
*American Pyscho*
*American History X*
*Harry Potter*
*Pirates of the Caribbean*
*Watching people run into things while staring at me. It amuses me.*
*Tattoos and Piercings. I don't have any (yet) but I love them all the same.*
*Slim Jims*
*Degrassi (love that Canadian teen melodrama)*
*My Name is Earl*
*True Blood*
*going to concerts*
*Norman Reedus*
*Chronicles of Narnia*
*Doctor Who*
*Jeremy Renner*
*Matt Smith*
*Trivial Pursuit*
Dislikes
*racism*
*homophobia*
*idiots*
*Rascal Flatts*
*people who put something about pants in their location*
*people who assume I'm inbred because I'm from West Virginia*
*people who ask me shit like "How does that make you feel?" or "how do you feel about that?". Unless I'm paying for a therapist, don't pretend to be one*
*people who constantly talk about their diet, awesome you're eating healthy or whatever, but not everyone gives a shit about your calorie intake for the day*
*having a sore throat*
*people who collect friends on social networking sites*
*Tom Cruise*
*Courtney Love*
*liars*
*fakes*
*mullets*
*guys who just take pictures of their torso. Yes, that is a nice six pack. But I don't need to see it from 6 different angles.*
*chicks that wear low cut tops and complain about people just staring at their boobs. When they're popping out of your shirt they can be distracting. Wear a shirt if you don't want people to stare*
*being embarassed*
*trendy little fucks*
*People that are on here to hook up. Go to a dating site.*
*most children*
*skinny broads who keep whining that they're fat.*
*People that are famous for no reason.*
Favorite Music
A.F.I.
Adam Lambert
Adema
Aerosmith
Agnostic Front
Alan Jackson
Alanis Morissette
Alice Cooper
Alien Ant Farm
Anti-Flag
Aqua
The Ataris
Avenged Sevenfold
Avril Lavigne
Backstreet Boys
The Bangles
Beck
Ben Folds Five
Bif Naked
Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
Big Dumb Face
Billy Ray Cyrus
Black Veil Brides
Blake Shelton
Blink 182
Bloodhound Gang
Blur
Bon Jovi
Bowling For Soup
Brad Paisley
Britney Spears
Brooks & Dunn
Buckcherry
Bullet For My Valentine
Bush
Carrie Underwood
Charlie Daniels
Chevelle
Cherri Bomb
Christina Aguilera
Circle Jerks
The Clash
Clint Black
Coal Chamber
Cold
Collin Raye
Coyote Shivers
Craig Morgan
Crazy Town
Creed
Custom
Cyndi Lauper
Danny Elfman
The Darkness
Darren Hayes
Dave Navarro
David Bowie
Days of the New
deftones
Devil Driver
Diamond Rio
Dierks Bentley
Disturbed
The Donnas
The Doors
Dope
Drain STH
Dropkick Murphys
Emilie Autumn
Eminem
Evanescence
Eve 6
Everclear
Everlast
Filter
Finger Eleven
Fiona Apple
Flyleaf
Foo Fighters
Garbage
Gary Allan
Gemini Syndrome
George Michael
Get Scared
The Go-Gos
Godsmack
Good Charlotte
Green Day
Gretchen Wilson
Guano Apes
H.I.M.
Halestorm
Hank William Jr
Hanson
Hatebreed
(Hed) P.E.
Hole
House of Pain
Iggy Pop
Incubus
INXS
Jason Aldean
Jason Michael Carroll
Jewel
Jimmie's Chicken Shack
Joan Osborne
Joe Diffie
Joe Nichols
Joel Faviere
John Anderson
John Michael Montgomery
Johnny Cash
Jonny Lang
Josh Turner
Justin Bieber
Justin Timberlake
Katy Perry
Ke$ha
Keith Urban
Kelly Osbourne
Ken Mellons
Kenny Chesney
Kid Rock
Kiss
Kittie
Korn
Kottonmouth Kings
Lacuna Coil
Lars Frederiksen & the Bastards
Limp Bizkit
Little Eye
Madonna
Mandy Moore
Marcy Playground
Marilyn Manson
Mark Chestnutt
Mark Wills
Maroon 5
Marty Stuart
Marvelous 3
Matchbox 20
Meredith Brooks
Merle Haggard
Methods of Mayhem
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Miranda Lambert
The Misfits
Modern Day Escape
The Monkees
Montgomery Gentry
Mudvayne
Murderdolls
Murphy's Law
MXPX
My Chemical Romance
Nashville Pussy
Neal McCoy
Neurosonic
Nightwish
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
No Doubt
The Offspring
Orgy
Pantera
Papa Roach
Pearl Jam
Pink
Placebo
Poison
Powerman 5000
The Presidents of the United States of America
Queen
Rage Against the Machine
Rammstein
The Ramones
Rancid
Ray Stevens
Reel Big Fish
Ricky Martin
Rob Zombie
Robbie Williams
Rodney Atkins
Rollins Band
Rufus Wainwright
The Runaways
Sammy Kershaw
Savage Garden
Scott Weiland
Serial Joe
Sevendust
Sex Pistols
Shakira
Shania Twain
Silverchair
Simple Plan
Slipknot
Smash Mouth
Smile Empty Soul
Snot
Social Distortion
Spice Girls
Stabbing Westward
Staind
Static X
Stone Sour
Stone Temple Pilots
Sublime
Sugar Ray
Sugarland
System of the Down
Taproot
Terri Clark
Three Days Grace
Three Doors Down
Tiffany
Tim McGraw
Toby Keith
Trace Adkins
Tracy Byrd
Tripping Daisy
The Used
Vampires Everywhere!
Veruca Salt
The Verve Pipe
Videodrone
Virgos Merlot
Waylon Jennings
We Are the Riot
Weird Al Yankovic
White Zombie
Zebrahead
30 Seconds to Mars
311
40 Below Summer