I have a pony and a boat. Sometimes I like to make them have sex with each other, just for the kicks. |
I met my pony on the internet and I knew it was true love from the start because I believed. It felt right.
My pony has cooties so I use a special shampoo not to harm them. I like to brush its beautiful pink hair and tell it about my problems. No one knows how to listen like my pony.
My pony thinks I'm too good a person, and it tells me that all the time, even when I forget to feed it for a few days. Sometimes we like to just sit at the window and laugh at passers by, trying to imagine just how crappy their lives must be. I like to put a horn on my pony's head and pretend it's a unicorn, and try to convince people that it really is a unicorn. It isn't though, it's just a pony.
I'm a very simple quiet girl, generally because I'm half brain damaged and sometimes don't understand completely what's going on. But it's ok cause my pony always explains what happened afterwards, and I trust it, because my pony is very loyal, unlike you. It's not that I don't think you're loyal, I just think you'll find someone else to fall in love with and leave me eventually. But it's ok, cause, you know, I have my pony.
And my pony is a way better person than you'll ever be.
Sometimes I get upset with my pony for drinking straight from the milk carton, or leaving the toilet seat up, but I don't scold it because I know it's sensitive, and I would never do anything to hurt its feelings.
My pony is not goth, emo or any of that shit, cause it doesn't believe in labels and neither do I.
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about my pony now.
Man you must be bored if you've read this far. I used to be bored all the time before I got my pony. Now I'm never bored ^_^