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Sex: female
Age: 24
Location: Springfield, Missouri, United States
Orientation: Bisexual
Status: Single
Rating: 10.00
Rating points: 10
Member since: March 18, 2005
Last logged in: May 29, 2013, 03:01am
Account Status: Free Account
Rated by: 1 people

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Profiles are overrated. <3 Mostly I'm a cannibal, but I also enjoy drugs, hard liquor, rape, serial killing, chainsawing baby animals, and body mods. Just the average girl next door ♥
  • Truth is, I'm not the girl next door. I actually eat baby weasels and duck eggs for breakfast, but I wont judge your Wheaties. I dress only in bullet proof armor, and drink a fifth of rattlesnake venom chased with a shot of rum. After my delicious breakfast, I leave a raccoon infested room, upload the sound of screaming children and Corpse Circus to my ipod and head outside. The first thing I notice, running at me full speed is a Estemmenosuchus. I laugh and roll my eyes. I rip its horns off with my bare hands and beat it to death. As I wipe the blood off of my plutonium bracelet, a Smilodon pounces on me. Im not impressed at all. With my cat like reflexes and a swift left hook, it falls to the floor unconscious. In the few seconds that these battles have occured, I notice an African Lion stalking me from across the room. Outraged at the downfall of his friends, he lunges straight for my juggular. Nothing for me to worry about, I used to train Chuck Norris. A kick to the throat decapitates him, immediately. That is when I look down and notice my favorite shirt was torn in one of these so called battles. Outraged, I scream at the top of my lungs, my body disinigrates,and demolishes half of the state. While Im reanimating myself, I realize I probably went slightly overboard. These days, I'm number one on the FBI's most dangerous list. They have me entirely misunderstood. But to make things easy, I live underground in a secret location and spend time with George Washington Carver's Ghost, and Bill Clinton. We spend afternoons kicking baby elephants into puberty or throwing cocaine orgies. Sometimes I think pee smells like Cheerios.♥ ♐
  • Adorations:
    Writing, drawing, art, listening to music and attending concerts, spending time with my friends, and just about anything that I feel like doing at the time.
  • Abominations:
    Colored eye liner (Fisher Price doesn't have a line of make-up for a reason), liars, cheating, child abuse, bad make-up, obese people in tight clothing, the color yellow, people who cant spell and/or abbreviate the fuck out of everything, body hair, and last but not least: People who message me, and think telling me I'm offensive and rude is really going to move me enough to change my entire profile. Sorry but no. Send my regards to the debate committee, bitch.
  • Music
    Ash,All That Remains,Arch Enemy, Audio Slave, Autumn Offering,Anti Flag,As I Lay Dying, A Perfect Circle, Aiden,Alkaline Trio, Abyssic Hate, Ali, ABK, Asphyx, Atreyu, AFI, Avenged Sevenfold, Air,Aerosmith,Al Yankovich, A Dozen Furies,Alice Cooper, Alice In Chains,American Headcharge, Anthrax,Adema,Bleed The Sky, Black Label Society,Bleeding Through, Bad Religion,Blindside,Borknager, Black Dawn,Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Burzum,Bush,Bohse Onklez , Bury Your Dead,Billy Idol,Blink 182, Bloodsimple,Beyond The Embrace, Bad Acid Trip,Breaking Benjamin, Benefit Of A Doubt,CKY, Coal Chamber,Crossfade,Crystal Method, Children Of Bodom,Cradle Of Filth, Candlestine Blaze,Cataract,Cryptopse, Circle Takes The Square,Chevelle, Clipse,Clutch,Cock And Ball Torture, Crash Test Dummies,Cannibal Corpse, Day In The Life,Dishwalla,DJ Jet,DJ Audiophile, Dead Kennedys,Dark Lotus,Dark Thorne,Damage Plan, Dropkick Murpheys,Down,Dark Funeral, Down To Earth Approach,Demon Hunter, Days Of Now,Don't Look Down,Dog Fight, Dying Fetus,Dark New Day,Drowning Pool,Domeshots, Disturbed,Dead To Fall,Deftones,Danzig,Dresden Dolls, Dimmu Borgir,Every Time I Die,Eight Days Gone, Esham,Eight Days Grace,Evanescence,Exies, Emperor,Fozzy,Fiona Apple,Front 242, Funeral For A Friend,Freya,Finger Eleven, Full Blown Chaos,From Autumn To Ashes, Godsmack,Good Charlotte,Greenday,Godhead, Godflesh,Gluecifer,Gwar,Gorgoroth,Guns n Roses, God Forbid,Head Automatica,Haunted,Hate Eternal, Hatebreed,HIM,Hoobastank,Hawthorne Heights, Ill Nino,Institute,Iced Earth,In Flames,Invocation Of Nehek, Incubus,ICP,Isvind,Iron Maiden,John Cena,Jacknife, Japanische Kampfhorspiele,Just Puppets,Judas Priest, Klage,Kotton Mouth Kings,Killradio,Killswitch Engage, Korn,Kreator,Kansas,Kyuss,Lunikoff,Linkin Park, Live,Lost Prophets,Lacuna Coil,Lamb Of God,Lo-Pro, Life Of Agony,Limp Bizkit,Minemic,Mayhem,Megadeath,Murderdolls, Machinehead,Ministry,Mushroomhead,Misfits,Morbid Angel, Mudvayne,Metallica,Madlife,Mendozza,Mastodon, Meatbeat Manifesto,Meshuggah,My Chemical Romance, Motley Crue,Mad Hornet,Moterhead,Music,Marilyn Manson, Maroon 5,Nirvana,Nickleback,Nocturnal Assembly,Not Okay Kids, No Doubt,Newskin,Otep,Offering,Opeth,Operation Ivy,Pro-Pain, Pitbull Daycare,P.O.D.,Poison,Pearl Jam,Primal Fear,Pantera,Prong, Pain,Poweman 5000,Panic! At The Disco,Papa Roach,Queen,Rammstein, Remembering Never,Rage Against The Machine,Red Hot Chili Peppers, Radiohead,Rancid,Rush,Rob Zombie,Rob Thomas,Story Of The Year, Strapping Young Lad,Sex Pistols,Six Feet Under,System Of A Down, Society 1,Sevendust,Saliva,Staind,Stone Sour,Soul Asylum,Skillet, Sloth,Switchfoot,Sacred Reich,Sugarcult,Slayer,Simple Plan, Scum Of The Earth,Sepultra,Sublime,Superjpint Ritual,Shadows Fall, Senses Fail,Social Distortion,Sargeist,Satyricon,Seether,She Wants Revenge, Skinny Puppy,Skrewdriver,Slipknot,Spice Girls,Static-X,Sturmwehr,Suicide Genocide, Soilwork,Soulfly,Still Remains,Trapt,Testament,Taking Back Sunday,Tool,The 69 Eyes, The Numb Ones,Towane,Thin Lizzy,Type O Negative,Train,Tesla, Tonic,The Faint,Twisted Method,Taproot,The Doors, The Agony Scene,Trivium,Tommy Lee,Unearth,Underoath,U2,Umbra Et Imago, Van Halen,Velvet Revolver,Vext,Vendetta Red,Whealus,White Stripes, Wednesday 13,White Zombie,Wingrid,Wes Luker,Whitesnake,Xasthur, Yellowcard,Zug Island,3 Days Gone,3 Inches Of Blood,12 Stones,30 Seconds To Mars, 36 Crazyfists,311, ect. I could keep going, but Im sure you get the point.
  • Disclaimer
    First off, let's get things straight, FUCK YOU .
  • If you're I.Q. is not above room temperature, don't bother messaging me, it would be a waste of time.
  • If you cant speak english, dont IM me, I cant understand you, nor can you understand me. Its a waste of time.


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