I'm literally my own best friend. I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I start laughing out loud at how funny I am. My life is a bunch of 'it seemed like a good idea at the time' moments. I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says "haha good one" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap. I text back embarrassingly fast or three days later, there's no in between. "Fuck it": my final thought before making most decisions. Also, I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly. The best advice i ever heard was: "shut up". My sarcasm's to a point where I don't even know if I'm kidding anymore. I wish The Purge was real cause I got a list and no, I don't hate you; I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence. To be old and wise, you 1st must be young and stupid which I'm great at. I'm extremly chill but I get proper weird at night and idek why. I've recently quitted drugs and got to realize I'm naturally nuts. Now mensage me with your nipple. Cheers.
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