Hello, my name is Taco, I'm kind of just a salad with ground beef in a folded tortilla. Yes that is the name my birthgivers came up with the day i was fried, lettuced, tomatoed, and olived. I come to this planet from a stove top, far, far away. I've come to socialize with your civilization's people, and learn of your ways.
I'm going to tan brother burritos hide for what he did to Mexican entrees.
I guess this is also the part around here where I tell you way too much info about my sexual interests.
I’m totally into sensually eating tacos, being a taco, hot sauce (in general), EXTRA CHEESE, two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45’s, one with cheese and a Large Soda.
Tacos such as myself can be very diverse in composition. Such examples of the potential ingredients are almost endless. From meat to vegetable and secondary ingredients can cause a massive differentiation in taco. Anaconda meat, aardvark, aavacado, basil, bees?, beef, black beans, bull, carne asada, cheese, cheddar cheese, coreander, crab, cucumber, cumin, celery, diced onions, diced tomatoes, elephant, green onions, ground beef, guacamole, jalapeño, jellyfish, lettuce, mixed cheese, monkey, octopus, olives, other tacos, paprika, pepper jack cheese, red onions, salad, sliced tomatoes, smaller tacos, soy meat, potatoes, spinach, thyme, tortillas, white onions, yellow, zucchini and the golden rule of tacos is that anything in a folded tortilla may or may not be a taco.
Coloring, writing, cheesy references, loud music, unnecessary screaming, goofing off, Canada, TV, jumping up and down, and lollipops. Always liked lollipops.. they're such an amazing candy.
I like tortillas
Burritos, weak sauce, and when the chef loads up tacos with more filler like potatoes, than meat!
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now.
The best sound, is obviously the sound of sizzling tortillas.
Saosin, blink 182, asking Alexandria, as I lay dying, kidcrusher, green day, slayer, Metallica, most metal. Nirvana, from first to last <3<br />
Voltaire, GG Allin, Justin Cross, Highlonesome, Lil Wyte, Trap Nation, Angry Johnny and the Killbillies, The Living Tombstone
Dark Half, Three Days Grace, Seether, Caravan Palace, Hopsin, Demon Hunter, Rucka Rucka Ali, Bounce United, Dropkick Murphy's, Slipknot, Studio Killers