Hi. I solve problems. I also cause them if provoked. I see things as "eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth". For some reason or another I'll have to talk to you at some point, but that doesn't mean I have to like you. I have an open mind though, I don't bite until you give me a reason to. I can be your best friend, or I can be a total asshole. Take your pick, but choose wisely, as not all choices are easily reprimanded. I believe that information is a powerful weapon. Many of the greatest wars were fought with words, and many businesses thrive on the exchange of information about people, "dirt" on a person, if you wish to refer to it that way.
Music, computers, anyone that can hold a conversation without pissing me off.
Liars, sweets, whiny singers, bigotry, arrogance, dogs, fanboys, religious zealots, improper grammar, high-strung behavior, the devil's advocate, men who freak out because I know their girlfriend and talk to them on occasion, women who think I only want in their pants, "over-the-top manly man" kind of people, racism, prejudice, small children, conservatives, anyone that thinks they can hold a point in an argument and can't.
Anything that is something. Everything that isn't nothing. I play a multitude of instruments.