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somethingawful
Status: snarf
Profile: I'm now trailer trash. I am an accountant that works with five....FIVE....women old enough to be my mother. I become bitter and scornful when drunk. My well water tastes like eggs. A very successful diet is being poor. My truck CD player is posssessed. My penis is small, but wide. My facial hair looks like dirt. I have a tub of french onion dip on my computer desk and I don't know why. I also have an oversized novelty syringe on said desk. My flask has a crack in it. I have three non-working computer monitors in my possession. I need to shave my back hair. I am infested with ladybugs. The lower controller arm on my truck is shot. My roommates video games keep me up at night. As of right now, it is Thursday, which means I completely forgot about Humpday. I have completed my federal and state taxes for 2005. To the guys: I'm not gay. To the girls: I'm single and insane.Likes: I like gnomes with shitloads of pubic hair and no mustaches.Dislikes: poop in my bed :(Favorite Music: Tool | slayer | megadeth | rage | black label society
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