I can say I'm a normal girl, but I'd be lying to you.
I can say I'm the most amazing person you'll ever meet or that I'll be the one to change the world.
I can taunt you with an unlimited number of egotistical words,
but for your sake and mine,
lets keep things authentic.

Leave everything you think of me at the door,
for no matter what you believe,
I'll prove you wrong.
I'm a swirling vortex of constant change.
I'm a chemical imbalance of all the affairs of a young girl,
a coffee addict,
and a writer suffering from insomnia.
The kind of person who's had people with bipolar disorder tell her she was crazy.
I read too much,
I listen too much,
I think too much.

I'm a social conservative, with barely any regard for human life.
Theres only a few people who I would give my time, my life, my all to and
expect nothing in return.

I find beauty in all the insignificant things in life.
The spirals of a fingerprint,
the galaxies in an iris,
or every line within a drawing.
Throw any pretty face my way,
but I'll always find allurement in nature.

All this solemnity is probably putting a stranglehold on my fun side.
I assure you, I'm the epitome of entertainment.
All you have to do is get to know me and gain my trust...

As much as I'd love to go on, I must end this at some point.
To sum it all up, I'm a lover, a sinner, a fool, a anti-social socialite, an artist, and
I'm here to remind you how human you really are.

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Truly stunning.
-Greg Watermann (myspazz)

Ivy is the reason KY jelly was invented.
-Kyle (VF)

i was all... "dood, look at her skin...it's fucking perfectly smooth and pure white...it's like milk poured over silk" and he was like "lol dood you're gay" and i was like "no fucker, look at her...she's fucking chiseled from white marble...her facial proportions are immaculate." and he was like... "wtf?" and i was like "god damn it...just let me fap a minute...shit"
-moopy (VF)

Ivylicious: You're so funny and cool, I think we'd get along irl in some strange way. You're not repetitive and you're really honest, I admire it. You're also fairly strong willed, or I think so anyways. <3
-Leah (VF)

youre strangely interesting.and chick material.
-Myspazz stranger #273

You're hideous. Now come to bed with me.
-Ray (VF)

I really didn't like you when i first met you. I was kinda suspicious about somethings, and i really was never sure what to think about you, because i had "seen" so much. I don't feel that way anymore, and I'm glad we've started to talk again. :] You're a really nice person. I want you to remember you're young though, and i want you to look out for yourself.
-Myspazz stranger #674

youre so unique but classy too.thats nice that you have altitude.
-Myspazz stranger #827

I'd love to meet:

Tattooed lesbians with guns.





Most of the people I want to meet are dead
....or extremely odd....

or both.

Music

System of a Down. Tool. Puscifer. Lady Gaga.

work with that,
you'll figure out the rest.

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