Ok,So i'm Allen-Colby(call me allen ,And I won't answer) and I honestly don't give a shit about who you are.:)All I want is for you to view,rate,and fuck off.LOL.Nah I kidd.;)But I bet you so wish you I said.Then you 'd have a reason to "report" me.I think.o_e Not really sure.ANYWAYS.So my birthday is,..whenever you want it is.My favorite soda is whatever you like.And my favorite color is whatever skin color you are.2 THUMBS UP FOR BEING A ASS KISSER<3(talking about myself).I speak 3 languages.English,Ebonics,and Profane.Yes Ebonics is a language.WIKI it<3.I'm the casual no-life that eats Peanut butter and jelly all day.I smoke like a house on fire.No stopping it brody.If you start out a conversation with me saying something that one of those late night sex commercials would say,"your hott" ,"i wanna fuck you"...---I'll be pissed and happily reply with a picture of a blue waffle.;)..Well actually probably not because then that'd make me have to do ALLL that work and find a picture of one and blah>_>.I'm taken too.Yesss ,I am.Her name is Nancy and shes a blow-up fuck buddy.<3Lol,Not.Fucking.Really.Take a joke.But yeah,I'm Taken by Daisy.:) I'd say her username butttttttt I don't want you all stalking her.If you've been to my page before..you'll realize that my bio is always long,if your a noob and reading this..well,now you know.OH,IF YOU COME AT ME SAYING YOUR EMO AND CUT...i'll tell you to take the razor up the ass and start cutting the shit down there.I don't take labels seriously.It's time to grow up kiddies.I'm all about sarcasm.If i'm complimenting you,it's probably sarcasm.If i'm complementing your boyfriend,it's probably sarcasm.IF I'M SAYING I LOVE BLACK DICK,it's extremly sarcasm.Lol,I'm a flirt also.I'm one of those people that would have this amazing conversation with your for like a good week,and then just drop you the next day.:]I like meeting New people.:] Just not keeping them.Lol.Yessss ,i'm a dick.If I think your fat.I'll tell you.If I think your ugly,i'll tell you.If I think your annoying..fuck i'd make a journal or broadcast that.<3.But yeahhhh,Do me a favor.Add.Favorite.Comment.Rate.Lol,i'll probably do the same back.