FAQ: Q: Lyk OMG i rated u a 10 will u rate me bak?
A: Yeah. Um, how bout you clean up your spelling and grammar, and then, if I decide you're not a total idiot - which isn't likely, considering your statement - I might.
Q: Ur hot will you fuck me?
A: Look over to the left, and see what the bottom says? I'll let you figure it out.
Q: h4y 1 th1nk u|2 4w350m3! Wh4t5 up?
A: Sorry, English only. If it's not your native language, fine, but none of that shit.
Q: Why are you so mean in your FAQ?
A: I'm a self proclaimed asshole. Deal with it.
Q: But I didn't do anything to deserve this!
A: First, that's not a question, and more importantly, I don't care.
Q: You're mean, I'm leaving!
A: Awesome.
Q: Where is all the black in your pro, dude?
A: GB2/hottopic.
Q: Dude, x isn't goth!
A: Sure it is, shut the fuck up.
Q: Dude, you're a poser!
A: I'm not the one that spends mommy's cash at hottopic! (owned by The GAP, for those of you who never knew that.)
Q: Will you add me on Myspace?
A: Don't have one, not getting one. You can, however, add me on FaceBook.
Q: Why don't you cut your hair?
A: Finally, a decent question worth asking me. The men in my family tend to grow their hair out. I hate short hair (on me, anyway) so I decided to carry on the tradition.
Q: How about MSN/AIM/Yahoo?
A: If the answer was no, they wouldn't be available.
That's all the time I have now, fuckers, but I might add some more questions later. Peace.