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Sex: male
Age: 31
Location: United Kingdom
Rating: 9.18
Rating points: 101
Member since: March 07, 2010
Last logged in: July 30, 2015, 03:24pm
Account Status: Free Account
Rated by: 11 people

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Now; in order for myself to truly stand forth I mustered this little ditty of a profile. Quite unlike anything you must have seen already no doubt. "Oh my god" I hear you cry, "I can actually read what this guy is saying!" ;-)

Comments are always welcome :-). I do my best to reply to them all. If you've written a well thought out comment you'll have an instant buddy! If you engaged my interest with the ability to spot spelling mistakes in language only ever seen in Shakespearian tales then I'll love you forever!

I am very introverted and 4 years of poor mental health hasn't done that much good :( Thus I'm prone to not saying much without action on your behalf. Send me a message :3

If you've tried to have a crack at your profile but it hasn't worked please feel free to use mine as an example. If you feel like it use the layout; or the style sheets or whatever! :-P If you do please tell me.

Please if you do take the time to have a read, be it of length or only short, then tell me what you think ^_^




  • Name: Richard
  • Gender: Male
  • Status: Single, no longer looking
  • Age: 27
  • Whereabouts: The Britain!
  • Favourite Colour: Deep Royal Blue #1062BC
  • Favourite Song: Suburban Train by Tiësto


As one might be able to tell from the small selection of photos available I am male. Being one of British origin one would normally expect someone like myself to drink tea, play cricket and choff at other old boys in flat caps whist smoking a pipe. I'm sorry to shatter your stereotypes, but I do none of those things.


  • Height: 5'10".
  • Hair colour: Dark brown.
  • Eye colour: A complicated one this. I have three colours in my eyes arranged thus: Nearest the pupil they are green, furthest away from the pupil they are blue, and separating the two is a thin yellow line.
  • Build: Muscularly Average. I cycle about 30 miles a week usually, sometimes more if I need to go places. I will not strip on cam for you.
  • Attire: Depends entirely where you see me. I prefer being smart casual, and I hate ties. I also have a full length leather jacket that see frequent deployment during times of bad / cold weather. This entire outfit is more often than not only black in colour; although I do have colour in my wardrobe.



I will be unlike anyone you will ever meet in your whole life. Seriously. But in a good way

I do make a habit of being different - I think it's because I love the attention it brings. A white profile on VF? An example of being different.

If you want to know more strike up a conversation with me. I enjoy engaging in an in depth and fulfilling conversation with folks; so please if you're curious about me just ask! :-)

I have a lot of trouble lying. Why? Well - I'm not too inclined to actually think up of half-decent excuses to use; and also most of the time the truth suffices anyway. I place a lot of value in truth. I'm pretty clumsy with my wording more often than not though, so please excuse me if I do say that might offend without realising it.

You will only get a gift out of me if you don't ask for it.

Please do not give me a reason to be horrid to you.

Oh - if you have read this far... please be so kind as to when you comment, put in it somewhere "I am not dysfunctional". That way I know that you've read my profile :-)

Interesting facts about me

Bullet pointed for your convenience lol

  • I take my glasses off to look at things close up
  • I find Weebl and Bob amusing
  • I taught myself everything I know about (X)HTML, CSS, PHP and UI Science.
  • I find lasers cool
  • My cat in my profile picture was awesome. But he died.
  • I'll correct your spelling if you use They're, Their and There the wrong way around
  • Same goes for Your and You're actually
  • I won't give out my MSN address freely.
  • I am very sarcastic, but I try not to be demeaning
  • I am completely tee-total. There are many reasons for this
  • I am also drug free and nor do I smoke actually
  • Caffeine is my main vice.
  • I'm not Goth
  • I'm not Straight Edge
  • I'm not Emo either actually
  • I'm not anything
  • I use proper English ;-) (that is -ise, -our, tonight, straight etc.)
  • And I'll gladly tutor any American English speaker who wants to know more about English English
  • And yes.... I have an accent
  • I hate my smile, although I've been told many times that it's cute.
  • I hate being nasty
  • I love the smell of permanent markers
  • I am an avid fan of British humour: such as Rathergood.com, Weebl and Bob, Red Dwarf, Monty Python and so on
  • I don't like to be insulted. It's not nice
  • I flirt; but I'm not a very out going person: too shy *hides*
  • I have oodles of imagination
  • I'm very creative: I write, I draw, and I compose music.
  • The Summoner's Song is my favourite piece of music that I have written
  • I am straight
  • I'm also very impressed that you are still with me over there! lol Remember, "I am not dysfunctional".

Good in my book

Or more briefly stuff that I find pleasing in some manner :-) (no particular order)

  • Affection (I don't get much :-( )
  • Italian Food
  • Honesty
  • The tamer side of Chinese
  • Strawberry cheese cake
  • The cinema
  • Really dark chocolate (such as lindt 70%)
  • People who know the difference between "There", "Their" and "They're"
  • Helping people out when they have problems
  • MLP, although I don't consider myself a brony and I do my utmost to avoid them. (Strange, creepy bunch)
  • Randomly giving presents to people
  • Laughing
  • People who make me laugh so hard it hurts
  • My best friends Steve and Paul, plus the acquaintences I know through them, who frequently have me asphixiating from laughter
  • Smart clothes, corsets and glamourous attire in general
  • Fiddling with engines and cars and stuff (well... read breaking engines etc. :-P )
  • Good friends

Not so good in my book

Or more briefly stuff that I don't find pleasing in some manner :-( (again in no particular order)

  • Gravy
  • Being single
  • People who say "I'm ______, get over it!"
  • People who think that they are the shit
  • The BMW Mini
  • Tea or Coffee
  • Incomprehensible profiles
  • My feet getting cold
  • Early mornings
  • People who communicate solely in l33t 5p33k] or TyP LEiK tHiS!!!1
  • Being ill
  • People who label me as a Hooray Henry or call me posh just because of the way I speak and write
  • People who introduce themselves with a greeting approximating "I love you!"
  • Injustice
  • Music in profiles - how annoying!
  • Cooked Vegetables


Stuff that I occupy myself with

I am a self employed web designer / UI engineer / developer person. My present work is centred around ISO Quality Services ltd., Webmaster UK ltd., and Smarter Brain Training.

In between working I sleep; and prat about on various computer games, write music (go listen, it's actually not that bad), write games and other stuff!



bits you can do for a little distraction

Thanks for reading at least this far ^_^.

This is a personality test I've done that relates you to characters from Legacy ^_^. It's über cool and great fun; and you get to see some artwork too:

my Legacy based personality test


layouts and css

My policy on making layouts is really quite simple: I will invite you if you would like one; I do not make layouts to request. If you ask I'll probably simply ignore you. If you are annoyingly persistent in your desire for a layout then I'll just block you

I am a firm believer in the form of work that is open source; and yep - you guessed it - my CSS and layout is just that. You may, without fear of any sort of reprisal, have a peek and even borrow bits from my layout code and style sheets. I do think it's a little sad actually pretending to copyright layouts. Also if you have a well thought out question I might just even answer it.

please don't be an arse by stealing something and claiming it's yours

funky people

the following people are officially cool; random; funky; good friends or any combination thereof ;-)

plhchicken - she's really sweet ^_^

If you're wondering about the lack of guy friends that is because I actually have none on here. They all exist in real life though - and are Steve and Paul plus the likes of Tom, Matt, Stu, and so on. Together we would make a deadly team if we weren't constantly quoting Borat, invading ministry of defence property just for fun and being random.


Stuff that's been said to me

Go and give ash a great big *hugs* for saying this to me:

    Ash: btw... i read that stuff about nikki in your journal
    rl: oh?
    Ash: her boyfriend is retarded
    rl: lol
    rl: why'd you say that?
    Ash: he needs to back off, it's not her fault he's a douche bad, and you're a charming prince, what else is that poor girl supposed to do than like you?
    rl: :"> charming prince? *hides*
    Ash: aww *hugs*
    Ash: of course you are.
    Ash: a charming prince that only wears black
    Ash: but makes it look damn good
    Ash: :-)


tests i've done

I suppose the plus of these things is that they tell you about me with a little extra graphical content. Feel free to psycho-analyse these results.

It must be said if there are personality tests on people's profiles then I am something of a sucker for doing them myself. Results are presented thus for all to marvel at:

Disorder Rating
Paranoid Personality Disorder: Low
Schizoid Personality Dis order: Low
Schizotypal Personality Disorder: Moderate
Antisocial Personality Disorder: Low
Borderline Personality Disorder: Low
Histrionic Personality Disorder: Moderate
Narcissistic Personality Disorder: Low
Avoidant Personality Disorder: Low
Dependent Personality Disorder: High
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder: Low

-- Take the Personality Disorder Test --
-- Personality Disorder Info --


You scored as Neutral Good. A Neutral Good person tries to do the 'goodest' thing possible. These people are willing to work with the law to accomplish their goal, but if the law is corrupt they are just as willing to tear it down. To these people, doing what's right is the most important thing, regardless of rules, customs, or laws.

Neutral Good


Lawful Good


True Neutral


Chaotic Good


Chaotic Neutral


Lawful Neutral


Lawful Evil


Neutral Evil


Chaotic Evil


What is your Alignment?
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You scored as Natural Causes. Your death will be by natural causes, though not by any disease, because that is another option on this test. You will probably just silently pass away in the night from old age, and people you love won't realize until the next morning, when you are all purple and cold and icky. So be happy, you won't be murdered.

Natural Causes
























Cut Throat

How Will You Die??
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?? Which Alcoholic Drink Are You ??
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You are a pure vampire. You are
one that kills other vampiric creatures. You
hate what and who you are. Try to rid your fear
from you.

Wh@t type of vampire are u?
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You are an assassin.
That means you are a professional and do your job without mixing any emotions in it. In your
life you have probably been hurt many times and have gotten some mental scars. This results in
you being distant from people.

Though many think that you are evil, you are not. What you really are is a person, trying to forget your pain and past. You are the person who never seems to care and that is why being an assassin fits you good. At least, that's what people think. Even if you don't care that much for your victims, you still have the ability to care and to generally feel. It is not lost, just a little forgotten.

In crowds you tend to not get to noticed, and dress in black or other discrete colours. You don't being in the spotlight and wish people would just leave you alone. But once you do get close to someone you have a hard time letting go and get real down if you loose him/her.

Main weapon: Sniper

Quote: "The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy" -Jim Rohn

Facial expression: Narrowed eyes

What Type of Killer Are You? [cool pictures]
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??Which colour of Death is yours??
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You are naturally born with a gift, whether it be poetry, writing or song. You love beauty and creativity, and usually are highly intelligent. Others view you as mysterious and dreamy, yet also bold since you hold firm in your beliefs.

What Type of Soul Do You Have ?
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