Where to begin.. I suppose the best place would be the basics that everyone wants to know to some extent, or if you couldn’t give you flying F well yes.. skip this bit.. so I am 32, and thankfully I don’t look like crap just yet having reached this grand old age or then again maybe I do! I live in the UK, specifically England, West Yorkshire.. and for those who have issues with their sight.. I am male, and straight before you question that point too! ;-)

I have what I believe to be a rather interesting job, but one I’m sure would bore the hell out of anyone else.. I’m an Environmental Engineer, care to know the specifics then ask and I may just waste a few hours of your time with that!
Oddly, and most people don’t get why I do this still, I still hold down a second job, part time mind you, which is a throw back to my days at University. I worked in Blockbusters, and still do that same job now, its easy work, free films (which by the way I’m very geeky about!) and I love the boys and girls I work with so its all good!

I worked my arse off at University to achieve my PhD, which neither makes me smug nor pompous, I just dragged out been a student for a physically long as possible! :)

I believe I’m quite an openly friendly sort, but I can be rather blunt if someone annoys me sufficiently. If you ask me something, you’ll generally get an honest opinion or answer even if it’s not exactly what you wanted. I have my serious moments, and my rather not so, but it varies on my mood to be fair.

I don’t really think I’m what you would call a typical guy in many ways, for one I bloody hate sports lol and frankly I do not care what anyone expects me to be, I do what I want when I want, provided I don’t hurt someone in the process, its all good in my eyes.

Vodka and Coke, my tipple of choice and the helper of many woes :-P

Whiney little fuckers, who think that life should be nice to them. Get over it. Life isn’t actually nice, if it was, the nice things that happened wouldn’t have any meaning. All the shit you take, makes those choice few moments all the better.. learn to enjoy them!

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