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this is shanners, my fiance. this girl is the world to me: this girl is amazing. me and her are soo alike. i love how she comes into the lobby every morning with this face thats just like "why did i even wake up, oh ya to see you people." us and our frantic note passing in physics. im suprised we havent been sent out to sit in the hall like the bad kidds in first grade. with that mr.teachermandude or whatever the hell his name is. i like to pass the time in world history by writing her notes. mhm seems like thats all i do in any of my classes. this girl knows basicly everything there is to know about me. she knows stuff even i dont know. she threw her panties at me and it was intense. i asked her to marry me on valentines day and she said yes. so we're engaged. now i have to buy a ring. we have the coolest video known to man and a there will be a sequel soon. we promise. to sum it up this girl is the green on my grass, the bird in my sky, and once again the hippo in my pond. she spices up life. yup thats her in a nutshell.

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apr. 3, 2008
HrssShnn: whats the correct spelling for orgasim?
HrssShnn: orgasim?
HrssShnn: orgasum?
HrssShnn: hm.
xlovexrabbitx: orgasm.
HrssShnn: ah ha

xlovexrabbitx: if your comfortable with it. but think he could be some 56 year old creep.
xlovexrabbitx: who wants to rape you.
xlovexrabbitx: maybe he has a teenage emo fetish.
HrssShnn: omg maybe.
xlovexrabbitx: XD
xlovexrabbitx: idk.
HrssShnn: im scared
HrssShnn: XD
xlovexrabbitx: lawlz.
xlovexrabbitx: always have a buddie, buddies call for help when a creepy guy with a teenage emo fetish comes to rape other buddie. [must be two buddies, this saftey precaution does not apply to skittzzofrenia.]
HrssShnn: XD
HrssShnn: be my buddie?
xlovexrabbitx: BUDDIES!
HrssShnn: yay!
xlovexrabbitx: BUTT BUDDIES!
xlovexrabbitx: lawlz.
HrssShnn: >_>
HrssShnn: no.
HrssShnn: i dont like it up the ass, thank you very much.
xlovexrabbitx: maybe if we add our butts together wed get a real sized one! like we could share. and lyk i could have it monday wednesday friday sunday.
xlovexrabbitx: and you can have it like other days.
HrssShnn: lmao
xlovexrabbitx: wait. then one of us would have no ass whatso ever. lyk wed have like flat. OUR BACKS WOULD BE CONNECTED TO OUR THIGHS!
xlovexrabbitx: i have an ass. his name is currly! hes soo cute and runns around and breighsss WEE HAA WEEE HAA WEEEHAHHAA!


mar. 26, 2008
Shannon: I just spilt half a bowl of Cheerios on my crotch!
Lauren: lmfao! now it looks like you cummed Cheerios!
mar. 24, 2008
xlovexrabbitx: x_x
HrssShnn: my kiss kills.
xlovexrabbitx: a girl with lips like morphine.
HrssShnn: ima girl with lips like morphine,
HrssShnn: i knock you out everytime you touch me.
xlovexrabbitx: OH MY!
HrssShnn: kinky.
xlovexrabbitx: lawlz.
xlovexrabbitx: makes me want you even more.
HrssShnn: well yeah, of course. its human nature to want something that you can't have.
HrssShnn: something dangerous.
mar. 21, 2008
xlovexrabbitx: so ya. i like love nikki sixx. but not like love like oli. hes just like a really cool dude.
HrssShnn: yeah,
HrssShnn: since hes over 30 hes handsome. oli's like.. 20? so hes considered a sexgod.
HrssShnn: theres a difference.
xlovexrabbitx: lawlz exactly.

HrssShnn: "you weren't near anything were you?"
xlovexrabbitx: lawlz. no hokie pokie action going on!??!


feb. 22, 2008

HrssShnn: PUT SOME PANTS ON YOU FAG!
xlovexrabbitx: WHAT IF I DONT WANT TO!?!?!?
HrssShnn: okay
HrssShnn: XD
xlovexrabbitx: ima keep my pants off thank you very much!
HrssShnn: FINE
HrssShnn: I'LL KEEP MINE ON!
xlovexrabbitx: pft. honey go buy a life on ebay.
HrssShnn: hehe
HrssShnn: heh, has zach been informed of our wedding?
HrssShnn: he can be my maid of honor
xlovexrabbitx: the maid of horror for your information.
xlovexrabbitx: and no he hasnt.
HrssShnn: lol
xlovexrabbitx: i shall make an invitation.
HrssShnn: im thinking,
HrssShnn: oct 4
HrssShnn: the date of our big day
xlovexrabbitx: mhm, i like that date.
xlovexrabbitx: where do you want this wedding to take place?
HrssShnn: uhh....romania!
xlovexrabbitx: okay!
xlovexrabbitx: what about finland? finland gets no love.
xlovexrabbitx: i went past westchester to get to kentucky.
HrssShnn: did you?!
HrssShnn: awesomeee
xlovexrabbitx: mhm. you have to.
HrssShnn: did you see any of bams antics taking place?
xlovexrabbitx: sadly not.
HrssShnn: bummer
HrssShnn: speaking of bums,
HrssShnn: the other day
HrssShnn: my mom flipped me out of the computer chair
xlovexrabbitx: oh jeez.
HrssShnn: and a wheel went up my ass
xlovexrabbitx: OUCHH!!!
HrssShnn: and i have a hefty bruise
xlovexrabbitx: good thing you dont have loose bowels.
xlovexrabbitx: coughing would be a problem then.
HrssShnn: [it didnt really go up my ass; figure of speach]
xlovexrabbitx: IM NAKED
HrssShnn: IM NOT
xlovexrabbitx: under my clothes.
HrssShnn: I AM!
xlovexrabbitx: ME TOO!!!
HrssShnn: WE'RE NUDISTS!
xlovexrabbitx: OH DEAR MOTHER IN HEAVEN!
xlovexrabbitx: my innocence deceves you.
HrssShnn: it does
HrssShnn: i was proved wrong
HrssShnn: IN BED LAST NIGHT!
HrssShnn: XD
xlovexrabbitx: i know!!!
xlovexrabbitx: and in that bed last night i was mighty good.
xlovexrabbitx: giggle
HrssShnn: brutal
xlovexrabbitx: broadway is waiting for me.
HrssShnn: and oli is waiting for me
xlovexrabbitx: ugh!
xlovexrabbitx: dun dunn dunnn!
HrssShnn: we have a frolicking session scheduled
xlovexrabbitx: >:[
HrssShnn: jealous are we?
xlovexrabbitx: you bet im jealous.
xlovexrabbitx: but ima be famous. and youll be sitting at home. watching me on tv.
xlovexrabbitx: dancing in your underwear
xlovexrabbitx: wait, that could be interpreted two ways.
HrssShnn: heh
xlovexrabbitx: youll be the one dancing in underwear. i wont be on tv dancing in your underwear. XD
HrssShnn: you never know
HrssShnn: i did throw my panties at you
xlovexrabbitx: that was quite intense my dear.
HrssShnn: kinky