"I hear the tires of their Fixies look like rainbows in the sky just put a stick between the spokes as the sad goes by."
Status: A ponytail will get you tail, just keep it out of my mai-tai. A few cocktails will never fail to get you and your chiquita sky-high.
Sex: male Age: 90 Location: Your Opinion? I want...,
Nunavut, United States
Member since: October 20, 2006 Account: Premium Member Orientation: Straight In a relationship with:poeticplan Occupation: Professional Sneezing
Well, I don't really know what to put in here, so I am just going to include some of the more interesting facts about me in here and hope for the best. If you don't see something you wish to know, feel free to send me a message and I will respond to you as long as I read through your profile and decide you're not a douchebag. If you ARE a douchebag, or are smelly, stupid, ignorant, wanting to bash religion, wanting to promote religion, wanting to discuss my thoughts about the legalization of marijuana (or any other kicking-the-dead-horse subject), or have been called a complete fucking moron on multiple occasions then kindly escort yourself from my page.
My real age and name don't matter. I am not on here to meet my "true love" or anything of the sort. I am just here to chit-chat and maybe make a few friends if I find any unique and intelligent people to chat with. Those unique and intelligent people will probably have read this far and will hopefully send me a message. Literacy and intelligence are important to me.
I love learning new languages. I would like to learn at least 3 languages. I speak a little bit of German, a little bit of Russian, and am really wanting to learn ASL. If anyone knows a good language learning program that is less expensive than Rosetta Stone, please let me know.
I am an educated and opinionated person. I study the problem and question it before I form an opinion about it. If you have an opinion, good for you. Before you attempt to talk to me about any of your opinions, though, you need to ask yourself "hey, it this a topic I can debate?" If the answer to that question is "no, I am a fucking moron" you probably shouldn't talk to me.
So, lets talk about music, shall we? I am a huge fan of punk rock, but I also listen to hardcore, hip-hop, industrial, metal, classic rock, rockabilly, psychobilly, jazz, swing-style (I am a frontman in a swing band. Yeah.) and a whole bunch of other stuff. But, let me tell you this: asymmetrical Bieber hair, anorexia, and bad ink does not make you hardcore. It makes you look like a titless girl with a nasally voice. Fuck off with your wimpycore.
Lastly, if you have made it this far, you should know that I appreciate your ability to read. However, if you are going to dumb down your lingo by shortening nearly every other word, don't bother to comment. Dis wil git u bad gr8z. Gud gr8z r better. I git gud gr8z, u shud 2.
Intelligent people, real people who don't look or act a certain way for fashion or popularity, Doug Hegdahl, Christopher Moore, Wally Lamb, Dark Castle movies, Troma movies, Indian foods, Indian girls, toilet paper, Curlywurly bars (you lucky English fuckers, we don't have em in the States), tattoos, ice cream, coffee, and music that's so bad it's good.
Having my day ruined when I try to watch the Price is Right and instead get to listen to goings on in the government that make no sense. Seriously, if I wanted to listen to a boring story written collectively by a group of morons that want to control me, I would attend church.
Also, I don't like catheters, donkey shows, prostate exams, cheap toilet paper, old ladies who piss themselves at slot machines, cardboard cutouts that aren't of me, the fact that Lycos and Netscape are no longer the leading search engine and web browser, pubic lice, soap operas that don't end with the words "and the Restless", pickle flavored things that aren't pickles, hospital food, spandex, jock straps, and non-projectile vomiting.
It all depends on my mood. I listen to all genres at some point. I listen to smooth jazz, blues, bluegrass, or folk when I am driving through the country. I listen to industrial when I want to dance. When I am just sitting around I listen to a bit of everything, but my favorites are industrial, indie/experimental, horror rock, and punk.
Here are some bands I like. (In no particular order) *Note: For all of my punk rock likings you can refer to my playlist. For all else, just read from this list. Dredg Hopesfall At The Drive-in Defones Mars Volta Thursday Nirvana The Sleeping Glassjaw Poison the Well Thrice Iggy Pop The Stooges Guttermouth Dead Kennedys Misfits Fear TSOL Nekromantix Calabrese Creature Feature Sufjan Stevens Waylon Jennings Merle Haggard Frank Sinatra Dean Martin Louis Armstrong