I don't believe in church, but do believe in a higher being than our pathetic race. Church is evil and is a tool created by the governments of the world to control and manipulate people that are slaves to their faith. I also believe that after-life's are bullshit as well. Why do people believe that they are the master species and are so special as to get an after-life? When an ant, tree or fish dies, do they get an after life or do they just cease to exist? A woman will never become President and I really don't need to explain that one now do I? I do believe in the dragon theory because it is one of the only theories that makes perfect sense. John Tesh is the anti-christ and monkies will one day rule the world. I tried to play the Bass guitar... key word "tried". Vehicles should all be lowered unless they are 4X4s. I have been in more car accidents than the amount of cars I have owned. Not one was my fault. I don't believe in chivalry, because I believe in equality. Women killed chivalry anyways. Children should be kept on a leash until the age of 4, at least while in public. Loud pipes save lives. My favorite color is pink. I listen to ALL music. I don't listen to rap because it is not music by definition plus it sucks. I hate the smell of rotten fish, so shower often. Grey Goose is THE BEST vodka. Don't argue with me you petty little wanna be drunkards. Weed should be legalized! Gasoline should taste better. Nipples are fun. An accent is sexy even if it is a woman speaking. Women who know how to weld are hot as hell. Tweakers suck! Red meat is the best dead animal flesh ever. I love to play with fire and it loves to play with me. I have always wanted to die just to see what it is like. I believe gun control should go as far as hitting what you aim at. American Pit Bull Terriers are the sweetest dogs ever. Chihuahua's are delicious. Anyone who has eaten a carne-asada taco in Rocky Pointe knows this. Corvettes are for pansies. I love great comedy. I find comedy in things most do not. I enjoy tasteful porn. Hell, I enjoy untasteful porn too. Nintendo's Mario is a homosexual. I enjoy alcohol. If you don't enjoy alcohol, then I most likely don't like you. I like violence, it is one of the best forms of entertainment. I enjoy money... especially warm money. Stretching is awesome. There isn't much that can beat putting on a set of brand new socks right out of the package. I believe homosexuals are gay. I approve of gay marriage especially if both the chicks are hot. I try to put comedy in every aspect of my life. I am hardly ever serious as most people who have met or know me already have figured out. I am my number one fan.