iam: proud to be a freak. iam: an aspiring artist. iam: now accredited in Certificate Three in Visual Art. iam: so short my Docs have heels. If you ever encounter me I would be in either one of two moods; a hyperactive idiot; or the Ice Maiden Queen of the world. My reason for existing is to be walking comedic relief. I've got my thirties to be serious... I take great pride in our alternative culture. This somehow has won me respect and shitted off a lot of everyone else. I think iam: transcending into the growing up part of my life. I have started to accept my age and want to give the grown up world a try. I want to be a functional schizophrenic, not just a looney who can't be anything. I want to get a job. I want to live. I love to learn. Call me a giant stab in the back to standardized heavily medicated art students. Just for something new iam: seeing if I can pull off being a nice person.
Likes
The word 'FREE', making bottlelabras, body modification, amature taxidermy, the whole goddamn alternate scene (Emo is NOT included!), blood-play, candlelight and wax, poorly looked-after porcelain dolls that I can rescue, corsetry, TWEEZERS, my vast growing doll collection, sports entertainment, good quality make-up brushes, nuns, hideously hot pink, creative outlets, cheese and cheese graters, scooping out ones eye with a melon baller and fucking the cavity with a strap-on, smack-corn chicken, hair falls, genital piercings when they get caught in things, the arts, chivalry, picking acne, my iPod (the schizophrenics best friend!), gender confused males, the word cous-cous, pornography, dancing, escaping reality as often as possible, Charles Manson nights, Tank Girl, Suicide Girls, my sexy taco CelticPhyre...
Dislikes
Learning html, MYSPACE!, my self destructive behaviour, bright lights, hangovers, junkies, sunlight, bad grammar, smelly cheese, my naturally blonde hair, excess body hair, ingrown hairs, belly button fluff, ear wax, leg warmers, carpet burn on your knees, wedgies, camel toe, drawing on my eyebrows, Oprah, puking, shitting, wasting my life wiping my ass, Metallica, all vegetables except potato, quitting smoking, the smell of old people, screaming children, commitment, painting the fence, the beach, when the computer goes broke, concussions, picking your nose than rubbing your eyes, dandruff, waiting, doctors who don't warm up the duck bills...
Favorite Music
All shades of metal, goth, industrial, old-school punk, 80's rock, 90's dyke music, angry chick music... GG Allin, Tori Amos, Angelspit, Ayria Nicole Blackman, The Bloodhound Gang, Blood Duster Camp Kill Yourself, Cherry Bikini, Cradle of Filth, Christan Death, Cog Deathstars, Def FX, Devildriver, Drowning Pool, Dr. Demento Emilie Autumn The Frankenstein Drag Queens From Planet 13 Garbage, Gnarkill, Goldfrapp, The Golden Palominos, Godhead, Godsmack, Group X HIM (shhh!), Hole, The Horrorpops, Billy Idol, Ikon, In Strict Confidence, Inkubus Sukkubus Jack Off Jill, Jerk, Joan Jett, Juliette And the Licks Kidney Thieves, Kittie Lords Of Acid Machine Gun Fellatio, Machine Head, Marilyn Manson, Meat Loaf, Ministry, The Misfits, Monster Zoku Onsomb!, Mudvayne, Murderdolls, Muse, Mushroomhead Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds, Nine Inch Nails Powerman 5000, President's Of The U.S.A. Queens Of The Stone Age Ram-Zet, Rammstein, Rob Zombie, Rancid Silverchair (old), Frank Sinatra, Sister's Of Mercy, Skinny Puppy, Slipknot, Smashing Pumpkins, Stone Sour, Switchblade Symphony, Suicidal Tendencies Turmion Katilot, Type-O-Negative The Velvet Underground, Voltaire Zombie Ghost Train, Zombie Girl
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