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About Me
i am rapidly starting to realise that i have no idea why i am joining this site, but i guess it can't hurt. as they say - what doesn't kill you, will, with a little bit of luck kill someone else instead - and with a little more luck they'll be a christian. or a member of a shitty emo band. or both. but let's not get our hopes up eh? i really don't know what to write. fun fact of the day: i can trace my bloodlines back to both nobility and transylvanian ancestry. a real vampire, huh? go figure... bites are available upon request.
Likes
i like girls. i also like playing drums, listening to metal at high volume, going to the beach, biting people, inappropriate nudity, alcohol and motorcycles (although not the last two ...or three... in conjunction).
Dislikes
i dislike clowns, religion, cars, religious clowns and religious clowns driving cars. there are probably other things too. like i dislike that fact that i have to go back to work on monday. and i dislike the fact that i am going to have to log back in to this site on monday to remove that soon to be redundant piece of useless information, that you no doubt couldn't give a fuck about. i don't know why i'm writing this, but the fact that you are reading it makes you even dumber than me, so fuck you.
Favorite Music
i satanically worship trve kvlt blakk fvkking metal from the frostbitten woodlands ov norway. hail to the trve warriors ov satan and praise to the dark lord of the impenetrable blakkness ...or something along those lines anyway... Mayhem, Watain, Emperor, Opeth, Tool, Behemoth, Deathspell Omega, Sad Legend, Satyricon, Darkthrone, Chthonic, Glorior Belli, Melechesh, Nazxul, Nile, Xasthur, 1349, Spektr, Blut Aus Nord and probably a bunch of others. also lots of non-metal stuff too but can't be bothered writing it down. partly 'cos I'm too tired right now and partly because some of it is fucking embarrassing and oh-so-untr00...
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