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nameless_psychotic
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Sex: female
Age: 15
Location: Zzyzx Rd., Pennsylvania, United States
Rating: 9.89
Rating points: 14543
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Member since: March 16, 2007
Last logged in: August 29, 2008, 10:18am
Occupation: Spiderman.
Account Status: Premium Member
Rated by: 1471 people
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Latest Journal Entry: No Subject August 27, 2008, 02:56pm
Profile:
I'm Jade.
I rarely take anything for granted.
I'm far from extraordinary, but I'm okay with that.
I almost always have a smile on my face.
I can be one of the friendliest people you meet, if given the chance.
One-half of my right lung collapsed in December.
I try and see the bright side of things.
I do not care if you hate what I love nor will I hate you for it.
Do not judge me based on my age, though I know you will anyways.
I'm not an arrogant twat like most of the scene shit that's taking over.
I live to laugh, and make others laugh.
Slipknot = Love.
I'm taken. 5-30<3
I've been told I'm altruistic, yet I think myself selfish.
Randomness is a must for me.
I make an ass out of myself daily, and I don't really care when I do.
I'm almost always lurking VF and cults.
And I will have a better 'about me' later.
I was tired of a long ass one, if you were wondering why I got rid of it.
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CLICKY CLICK EVERY DAY!
Likes:
J'Adore Corey Taylor [ = Jesus, my husband]
Swinging
Belching [Challenge me?]
Screaming [DUPOD!]
Rain [Wanna dance?]
Roses [something so elegant can cause pain]
Halloween [ORGASMIC]
Trees [Why, yes, I do hug trees]
Naming Things [Frederick]
Safety Pins [never go without them]
Vault and Chips [Simply Orgasmic]
Hats [almost always wear one]
Singing [End of]
   | Abhors Liars
Authority
Feet
Dogs
Moths
Mosquitoes
Elevators
Being tickled
Fish
Mustard
Public bathrooms
The word 'slit'; I hate it; it makes my skin crawl
Dead bugs
Tenacious D
When people type in all caps when they omit vowels, or TyP3 LyK3 d1S
Math
Smoking, Drinking, etc
Tree killers
Chalk
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| | Tight Like a Noose
 Erin.
That chick is my BFFErin. Big Uh. Adolf. And so much more. She's been there for me through thick and thin and she's helped me so much. We're the most spaztic people you will ever meet, when combined. ILOVEYOU!
 Sam.
My best friend in the ENTIRE universe. So much could be said about her. She's my twin, one syllable, the fri to my end. We're having an OBE right now, but hopefully she'll be back where she belongs. I admire her so much, everything about her, mostly her bravery.
 Corinthian.
That stoned-looking hoe is my boyfriend, Corinthian. He has no clue how much he means to me or how much he makes me smile. He's my everything. Somehow, we manage to stay on the phone for 4 hours every time we call. I get butterflies in mah belluh every time I hear his voice and see him. But be careful, he cuts people with razors. 5-30 ♥
 Robert.
Robert is my son. He's also my non-gay gay. I tell him everything, whether he likes hearing it or not. He always has answers to my problems. The kid's like my own therapist. He's a genius and he never fails to make me laugh. And him and I are going to make a tent out of condoms. Be jealous. *insert diddle here*
 B.
So yeah. B's pretty much one of mah internet besties. Our nerdiness is how we met. We're in a few cults together. She makes me giggle and writes me these amazing tree stories. But you don't get any tree stories. Mess with B, and I rip your tits off, ya? Lurve you B!
 Seannie.
He's one pakelicious hoopka, lemme tell ya that right now. He's uber sweet and helpful. Seannie and I are ze leaders of Miffland, where the official songs are Its Raining Men and the YMCA. Sean never fails to make me giggle. Mess with us, and we shall pake your face to death. He should totally come to the US, don't cha think?
 Nathan.
My first friend here on VF (little over a year ago). This dude is amazingly sweet, smart, and not to mention talented. You will never read poems and stories like his. He's been there for me through hard times, and he probably doesn't realize how much he's helped me. We haven't been talking much lately, though. I wish him and Kimmie the best of luck!
 Matador.
Though most people call her Jade. This hot chicky is the Matador to mah Esteban. She's muy caliente, and amazingly radtastic. She's one of my internet biffles, fo sho. She's also been there for me when I needed it, and likewise. Mess with her, and have your skin grated off via cheese grater.
 Kristen and Megan.
Oh boy. These sexy beasts. When I'm with any of them [mostly Kristen] anything can happen. And mostly, its crazy. Kristen's been mah frand since, like, forever. She was one of my first friends and we're still tight today. I don't know how many times she's came for me. *insert gooby here* I love you, Kristen face!
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Dislikes:
| Literature.
I'm unnaturally obsessed with Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn.
Seriously, I have a problem.
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass.
IT.
The Stand.
The Giver.
Gathering Blue.
The Harry Potter series.
More to be listed.
| Cinematic Adventures.
Halloween.
Alice in Wonderland.
Spiderman.
Superbad.
Wayne's World.
Of Mice and Men.
Juno.
Meet the Spartans.
The Breakfast Club.
IT.
Horton Hears a Who.
Transformers.
The Mummy.
The Goonies.
The Dark Knight.
1408.
Men in Black.
Hancock.
The Dark Knight.
I Am Legend.
Again, tons more to be listed later.
Ask if you wanna know more. ;D |
Favorite Music:
Ear Porn
Forever waiting for disaster,
What David calls servant and master,
Will you play it too?
As this displacement begs for water.
Swimming, bathing.
Drowning in sorrow.
Scream with me.
I crawl across this cracked expansion,
I'll be buried soon.
Beneath the sand with pure intentions.
Wanting something, someone to follow.
For a change, I'll refrain,
From hiding all of me from you.
(here's my lullaby.)
Pray for rain, lose your name.
And watch all your dreams fall through.
(hush now, don't you cry)
I swoon upon my knees come crashing,
Will you bury me?
Today, this small favour I am asking
Hold me, you may drop me tomorrow
For a change, I'll refrain,
From hiding all of me from you.
(here's my lullaby.)
Pray for rain, lose your name.
And watch all your dreams fall through.
(hush now)
For a change, I'll refrain,
From hiding all of me from you.
Pray for rain, lose your name.
And watch all your dreams fall through.
Here's my lullaby.
Hush now don't you cry.
Calm down.
Come down cold resides with me.
With me.
I flee to, I flee to decemberunderground.
As you exhale, I breathe in and sink into,
The water underground,
And I grow pale without you.
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