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Sex: male
Age: 20
Location: Wouldn't You Like To Know?, , Canada
Orientation: Bisexual
Rating: 9.71
Rating points: 2496
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Member since: August 17, 2007
Last logged in: May 09, 2008, 08:10pm
Status: VF Addict
Occupation: Slacker of the most Honored Sort
Account Status: Free Account
Rated by: 257 people
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Latest Journal Entry: No Subject March 10, 2008, 04:21am
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WARNING
If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this is useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned.......Tyler
Sorry, but this is my favorite quote from my favorite movie "Fight Club." |
{^.^} |__|--All.About.My.Nightmare--|__/| {^.^}
My name is Brandon Dawson-Kevin LaRocque.
There is a good chance that I won't like you. There's an equal chance that I will.
Are you willing to take that chance?
This is a simple warning to anyone who may take offence to the profile below. This is my profile. This is about me, not about what you want me to be. Although, I'm generally a swell guy, (At least in my own little world), and will treat you with as much decency and respect you treat me.
I am a Goth. No wait, I'm not goth, I'm a Punk Rock Elite. Damn, I got it wrong again! I must be a prep, or a jock, or a stoner. Wait a minute, I'm wasting my time, because you and I both know that labels don't mean shit in reality.
Now, I guess you want to know about me. Or you don't. But, if you didn't, you wouldn't be reading this right now, wondering why I'm not getting to the point. That's simply because I'm a guy who likes to ramble, meaninglessly, and I enjoy wasting time, seeing as how I have too much of it. Anyway, shall we begin?
About The Star of The Show
As you've read above, my name is Brandon, and I'm 20 years old. I live in a lovely little town called Timmins, although it's not all that lovely, but sort of run-down, and deserves to be attacked by terrorists. Anyone want dibs?
As I was saying, I'm 20 years old, I weigh 130 lbs, and have a height of six foot two. My hair style is not like you see in my gallery, but that is because since then, I have changed my OS, and sadly, my laptop's integrated webcam does not work with Linux. *cries* My hair is messy now, and it needs to be cut. But, this is all secondary. You probably want to know about the person I am, don't you? If you don't, get the fuck off of my profile.
I do not drink, I do not do drugs (and if you do E, don't fucking talk to me, I already don't respect you), but smoke cigarettes heavily, and drink way too much caffeine. (Doesn't matter what form of caffeine, as long as it'll give me a kick). A caffeine high is the most divine of highs, and you druggies should try it. A good six or seven double-short espressos should do the trick. *wink*
I'm lazy. Unless it comes to computers. I love computers, with a passion. I'm on this little thing 85% of my waking moments, and when I'm not, I'm thinking about it. I'm anti-social in person, but online, I am very friendly. If I look familiar, perhaps you know me. If I don't, then get to know me.
I am a poseur.
There are many like me, but this poseurdom is my own,
and I will it make it great.
If you do not say something about me being a poseur, I will refuse to reply to you, and add you on both my shit list, and on "THE LIST". So, please read my profile.
A NOTE TO YOU INSOLENT FUCKS = "Do you assholes really think your close-mindedness will make me whimper and beg for your innate and infinite wisdom? This is the fucking INTERNET, who the fuck are you to insult me? Hahaha! You can't affect me. Your weak insults barely get past my cotton shirt! |
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Sites I frequent
P2PNet -- Do you download music? Are you interested in the battle against the RIAA or MPAA? Keep your eye on this site...
Mininova -- A pirating site of the highest regard. Comparable only to TPB.
Wired Magazine -- Wired Magazine is the definitive guide into the world of technology.
Wikipedia -- If you haven't heard of Wikipedia, you're probably a fucking Mac user.
The Jargon File -- You want to get into the hacker scene? (not the cracker scene, you fucking dolts!) Check out this definitive guide.
Slashdot -- Geek news. STFU.
Of course, you should all (right now) download Debian or Ubuntu and delete Windows!!!!
In a world void of walls and fences...There are no reason for Windows or (bill) Gates...
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My Cults!
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What Does Mr. LaRocque Like With His Tea?
To answer the question above, it depends on the tea. If it is homemade Japanese green tea, I drink it plain. But, if it's English Breakfast, Earl Gray, and so on, I prefer a spoonful of soy milk, and maybe some honey, (depending on my mood). But what do I like in general, outside of tea?
That depends. If we're going to go into computers, I'll say that I'm very interested in web development, and while I know nothing about it, I am working on learning. The hacking culture, (not the cracking culture, which is the illegal one), intrigues me most definately. I am interested in computer security, and Linux! Yes, Linux, the dirty word amongst Microsoft Corps(e)! Open source software also interests me, and is a reason I am currently teaching myself Python.
Let's get out of computers though, as it tends to dissuade those techno-sissies from talking to me. *smile* Beyond computers, I tend to be very anti-social, so I can't say "hang out" or "party." Uhm, but, I do occasionally act as a host to guests, but that is very short-lived.
I love swearing. I abso-fucking-lutely love to swear. What do I mean when I say swear? I mean fuck, shit, piss, cunt, wartortle, pokemon, digimon, twat, cock, ass, pikachu, and kamehameha!
I'm a caffeine addict, straight up. I love it. Give me an energy drink, and I'll either marry you on the spot, or rape you. Either way, the sex doesn't last too long. *wink*
Speaking of that, I also love insulting myself.
I read more often than people think I do, and that makes me laugh, literally.
"You should read more, Brandon."
"I do."
"No way, haha.
Come to my room for a second."
{Both.People.Walk.To.Room/}
*gasp*
You, sir, are an idiot. Never insult my intelligence again.
Currently reading:
Lord Foul's Bane by Stephen R. Donaldson
Code v2.0 by Lawrence Lessig
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Dislikes:
Upon realization that my grammar was not up to par in the old version of this section of my profile, I have decided to redo in memory of forgetfulness. Ask me now, "How does that make sense?"
Simply put...It doesn't
Haha. Anyways, I'm going to continue on in familiar fashion, and try to get this done while being as serious, but sarcastic, as possible.
What Causes Brandon's Teeth To Fall Out?
Welcome to the show, ladies and gentlemen, if you have reached this part of the show, that means you're serious in your quest to discover more about this fucknut that you all know and love. *wink*
Hmm. Now what causes my teeth to fall out? Perhaps idiotic individuals who rate me a ten, compliment my profile, and then ask me idiotic questions. "How is that a problem?", you ask. Well, I'll make it simple. They ask me questions to which I have already answered in my profile. That irks me. Another irksome habit that makes me want to rip off someone's fingers, is using 133t sp34k. I fucking hate it. I look at your age, and it says 23, yet you spell worse than my 5 year old cousin? I'm sorry, but I will not waste my time on you. I may humour you, but I will do nothing beyond that.
I really do hate anti-racists (Although saying this makes me seem to be a racist myself, but no, I merely hate those who waste their time fighting something they'll never change.). I mean, yes, it is horrible, but why waste your time? Why not simply go do something more beneficial with your life? Why not make yourself a better person, and help someone feel better? Are these racists all that important? Like, Jesus fucking Christ, come on...
I bloody fucking hate any bastard who will try to correct me when I say the following : Faggot, nigger, cunt, retard, gay, homo-slut-bag, fetuses, and so on. I mean, I'm not you...Stop trying to change me. If you're talking to me, it's because you either adore me, or you are close to my heart, but either way, the only thing you're doing is making me think less of you, and perhaps even give me the urge to strike you down, which I rarely do...
If anyone wants to cyber, don't ask me. If you do, I will work so hard in order to disturb you. I will offer you a dog's penis in order to dispel you of whatever fixation you have upon me. Got me? Get me? Good.
Now Fuck Off.
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Favorite Music:
We have now reached a point in my profile that I am most fond of. How do I say that music is my life without sounding like a clone? Hmm.
Music is the epitome of my soul, and the whole reason I have not yet killed myself for you pathetic idiotic fools who still can't write properly!
(The irony is in this though, as before I noticed it, I had written "oroperly" rather than "properly")
Now, I ask myself, how do I approach music in a humorous way to make you smile, and giggle, and perhaps even make you want to download (illegally, of course. ARR!) some of these bands, and I seriously can't figure out a way but to say :
DOWNLOAD THIS SHIZNIT!
The Top Of My List
AFI
Blaqk Audio
Brand New
Taking Back Sunday
Neutral Milk Hotel
The Smiths
Hit The Lights
Plain White T's
Senses Fail
Matchbook Romance
Thursday
The Dashboard Confessionals
Marilyn Manson
Anti-Flag
Bad Religion
Wintersleep
Necessary Response
Covenant
Aesthetic Perfection
The Rest Of The Crew
Strapping Young Lad
Old Man's Child
Stonesour
Nothingface
Good Charlotte (Fuck you : I like 'em)
Boys and Girls
Further Seems Forever
Eminem
Bone Thugs N' Harmony
-More-.-Later-
Homepage: http://www.mpaa.com
Link 1: http://www.p2pnet.net
Link 2: http://www.hackthissite.org
Link 3: http://welcome.twysted.net/
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