I'm Kelsey. (My nicknames are: Kat and Kvltdashian. My name in my band is Magdazean). I have a fat grey cat named Rachel Cupcake. She hates everything. I am an apprentice funeral director and embalmer. Despite the fact that my style does tend to be "dark" and my music kvlt, it has nothing to do with my choice of career. I'm acually a pretty nice person. I would consider myself to be a dark, passionate artist. Although I associate myself with many black, death, and doom metalheads, my all time favorite band is Children of Bodom. My kvlt friends give me shit, but it's ok, they know I am a credible metalhead. I am very close with 666Miss_Murder666 and ConsideredDead in real life. If you have ANY questions regarding the funeral profession, I am a great source to consult. I would be happy to answer any questions you may have!

-Children of Bodom -Alexi Laiho -Janne Wirman -Henkka T. Blacksmith -Counseling the bereaved -Embalming -Directing funerals -Erik Danielsson -Matt Drake -Tobias Sammet -REALLY strong tea -LLAMAS -My cat -Bats -My friends -The Rocky Horror Picture Show -Metalhead guys with long hair -Nannying -Kids -Tosh.0 -WKUK -Star Wars -Teaching -Babysitting -Singing -Cameras -Song writing -Americas Funniest Home Videos -The Discovery Channel -The Dudesons, -Paranormal investigation -Moshpits -The unknown -Computers (Love them but hate 'em) -Food -Youtube ECT

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-Ignorant people talking about the funeral profession disrespectfully and/or blindely -Disney Kids -Wannabe punk rockers -People saying "are you emo?" when they don't even consider the fact that there are different types of rockers out there in the world -American Idol(way to fuckin' commercial) -People that make fun of me for being myself -People bragging but not directly saying "I am/have/do the best"(i.e say I said "Yeah, I just got the new ipod" and the other person said "i just got the all new Blackberry" or something. I call this 2nd degree bragging) -Homework -Ville Valo -Sharks -Bees -Jellyfish -War ECT

Okay, some of them are in order, but some are not: Sister, Ceremonial Castings, Coldworld, Chronzon, Cirith Gorgor, Clandestine Blaze, Corpus Christii, Criss Angel, The 69 Eyes, The Cramps, The Cult, Sisters of Mercy, Dimmu Borgir, FleetWood Mack, Cradle of Filth, Children of Bodom, Capitollium, Carpathian Forest, Carpathian Fullmoon, Catamenia, Celebratum, Ozzy Osbourne, Craft, Cryfemal, Cryptic Wintermoon, Zao, Yattering, Xandria, Vader, Veruca Salt, Vesania, Virgin Black, Vital Remains, Vomitory, Ulceration, ULVER, Emilie Autumn, UNEXPECT, Unleashed, XIV Dark Centuries, Year Of No Light, Yyrkoon, Zonaria, ZYKLON, Disiplin, Dissection, Dodheimsgard, Dragonlord, Drudkh, Dunkelgrafen, D�df�dd, Eclipse Eternal, Einherjer, Elite, Eljudner, Emperor, Endstille, Enochian Crescent, Enslaved, Enslavement of Beauty, Enthroned, Equilibrium, Ethereal Pandemonium, Evig Natt, Fimbulwinter, Finntroll, Fleurety, Fluisterwoud, Forefather, Forgotten Tomb, Forgotten Woods, Forlorn, Frost, Frostland, Frostmoon, Frostmoon Eclipse, Frozen Shadows, Fullmoon, Funeral Mist, Funeral Winds, Funeris Nocturnum, Gaahlskagg, Garwall, Gates of Ishtar, Gehenna, Gloria Morti, Goatwhore, God Dethroned, Gontyna Kry, Gorgoroth, Gospel of the Horns, Graveland, Graven, Graveworm, Grief of Emerald, Hades, Haemoth, Hate Forest, Havohej, Hecate Enthorned, Helheim, Hell-born, Hellfucked, Hellhammer, Hellkult, Hellveto, Hetroertzen, Hordegaard, Horna, Horned Almighty, I, Ice, Ihsahn, Ildjarn, Immortal, Impaled Nazarene, Impaled Northern Moonforest, In the Woods..., Infamous Evil, Infernal Beauty, Infernal Nature, Infernal War, Inferno, Infernum, Isegrim, Isengard, Ishtar, Isvind, Jotunspor, Judas Iscariot, Kampfar, Katharsis, Keep of Kalessin, Khold, Koldbrann, Korpiklaani, Krieg, Krohm, Kult ov Azazel, Kvist, Legion of Doom, Leviathan, Limbonic Art, Lord Belial, Lugubrum, Lunar Aurora, Lux Occulta, Mact�tus, Manatark, Manes, Maniac Butcher, Marduk, Massemord, Mayhem, Menhir, Midgard, Mirrorthrone, Misteltein, Mithotyn, Moonblood, Moonsorrow, Morbid, Morbus, Mordichrist, Morgul, Musta Surma, Mustan Kuun Lapset, Myrkskog, Mysticum, M�tiilation, M�negarm, M�rk Gryning, M�rker, Nachtmystium, Naglfar, Nargaroth, Nargothrond, Nastrond, Nattefrost, Necrodeath, Necromantia, Neh�mah, Nifelheim, Nocturnal Mortum, Northern Darkness, Nortt, Nunslaughter, Obtained Enslavement, Old Funeral, Old Man's Child, Ondskapt, Opera IX, Opeth, Ophthalamia, Orkrist, Ornaments of Sin, Ortagos, Pest, Phazm, Profanatica, Profundi, Ragnarok, Raventhrone, Rotting Christ, Rudra, Sacramentum, Sammath, Sanguis, Sarcofago, Sargeist, Sargoth, Satanic Warmaster, Sathanas, Satyricon, Sear Bliss, Secrets of the Moon, Selbstmord, Septic Flesh, Setherial, Sezarbil, Shining, Siebenb�rgen, Sigrblot, Silentium, Silva Nigra, Sin Origin, Slayer, Sn�t�rar, Sodom, Solefald, Sonic Reign, Sorhin, Sort Vokter, Sortsind, Sportlov, Stormfront, Stormnatt, Styggmyr, Summoning, Svartahrid, Svartr Strijd, Svartsyn, Svest, Sykdom, Taake, Tartaros, Thorns, Thou Art Lord, Throne of Ahaz, Thule, Thy Grief, Thy Infernal, Thy Nemesis, Thy Primordial, Thy Serpent, Thyrfing, Tidfall, Torgeist, Totalt J�vla M�rker, Treblinka, Trelldom, Triumphator, Troll, Trollech, Trollfest, Trollskogen, Tsjuder, Tunrida, Twilight, Tyr, Ulver, Unholy Archangel, Unlord, Urgehal, Uruk-Hai, Vampiria, Velvet Cacoon, Venom, Vidsyn, Viingrid, Viking Crown, Vintern�chten, Vintersorg, Vlad Tepes, Von, Vondur, War, Warloghe, Watain, Weakling, Whispering Forest, Windir, Witch-Hunt, Wolfnacht, Wolfpack, Wolven Ancestry, Wulfhere, Wurdulak, Wykked Wytch, Wyrd, Xasthur, Xenomorph, Xibalba, Zyklon, Cryptik Howling, Crystalium, Cult of Daath, Daemonarch, Dark Army, Dark Fortress, Dark Funeral, The Darksend, Darkspace, Darkthrone, Dawn, Dawn of Relic, Dead Silent Slumber, Deathspell Omega, Deicide, Desaster, Destroyer 666, Destruction, Det Hedenske Folk, Diabolical Masquerade, Diamatregon, Murderdolls, Rats 'n' Lice, the Sex Pistols, Anaal Nathrakh, Anal Blasphemy, Ancient, Ancient Birth, Ancient Rites, Ancient Wisdom, Angel Corpse, Angmar, Anorexia Nervosa, Anwyl, Apostasy, Archgoat, Arckanum, Arcturus, Armagedda, �smegin, Astaroth, Astarte, Astrofaes, Atanatos, Avatar, Ave Sathanas, Averse Sefira, Axis of Advance, Azaghal, Bak De Syv Fjell, Baltak, Baptism, Barathrum, Basarab, Bathory, Behemoth, Beherit, Behexen, Belmez, Belphegor, Besatt, Bestial Mockery, Birdflesh, Bishop of Hexen, Black Countess, Black Funeral, Black Witchery, Blasphemy, Blodsrit, Blodulv, Bloodhammer, Bloodline, Bloodthorn, Blot Mine, Blut Aus Nord, Borknagar, Born of Thorns, Branikald, Burzum, Calvarium, Courtney Love, Wendsday 13, Frankenstein DragQueens from Planet 13, the Ramones, Misericordiam, Mortician, Manowar, Kopiklaani, Knights of the Abyss, Gorgoroth, Gorerotted, Gojira, Enslaved, Vivaldi, Marilyn Manson, the Casualties, Rancid, Alice Cooper, Alkaline Trio, Artreyu, Maryslim, Jude Grave, Bon Jovi, Kiss, Billy Talent, 122 Stab Wounds, 1349, Aaskereia, Abazagorath, Abgott, Abigor, Aborym, Absonus Noctis, Absu, Absurd, The Abyss, Abyssaria, Abyssic Hate, Abyssos, Ad Hominem, Agatus, Ajattara, Alghazanth, Altar of Perversion, Juliette and the Licks, Cannibal Corpse, CKY, DeathStars, Hanson, Society 1, Ensiferum, Eluveitie, Iron Maiden, The Migraines, Judas Priest, LA guns, KIX-S, Disgorge, Devourment, Cruchan, Dethklok, Celtic Frost, Cattle Decapitation, Carnal Forge, Born from pain, Asesino, Lords of the New Church, Bad English, The Me Firsts and the Gimme Gimme Gimmes, Bad Company, Skid Row, Joey Ramone (solo), Whitesnake, White Lion, Styx, Helltrain, Iggy Pop and the Stooges, London After Midnight, Mendozza, M�tley Cr�e, Misfits, NightWish, Lacuna Coil, TOOL, NIN, Negative, Satyricon, Hanoi Rocks, Poison, Prucifer, Sinergy, Senses Fail, Rob Zombie, White Zombie, Twisted Sister,Trivium, Turbonegro, Viking Skull, WASP, Warrant, P!nk, David Bowie, The Birthday Massacre, Razed in Black, In Flames, Dragonforce, Bauhaus, Fields of the Nephilim, Christian Death and thats not all!