Now, if you are too impressionable or easily offended, or just too darn stupid to realise by now that a sizeable, meat-like chunk of thos profile is expressed majorly for entertainment purposes, then don't bother reading further. As a matter of fact, turn your computer off. I don;t want to hear the misguided and confused mewlings of teenagers handing me admissions of guilt wrapped in hypocritical judgement. Thankyou!

-The whole pathetic concept that the weaker minded members here use that having mental issues or syndromes make you cool and more interesting, self diagnosed bi-polar is NOT the new flares. I actually have diagnosed mental and physical health problems, but I won't list them because there is NO point since I am not looking for your sympathy or to look victimised. Actually, having real life problems sucks quite a lot, but of course, most of you wouldn't know that. You do NOT have bi-polar, you are NOT manic-depressive but you ARE sad in that, unpopular, crappy way.
- This 'They helped me through some tough times' statement for every shitty pop band that someone won't let go of. Face this, ANY band could have taken that place, at that time in life all you are looking for is something of that vein to make you feel special, it just happened to be the first turgid pile that you layed ears on that 'ment something', while millions of bands say the same thing, you think you are special for finding this 'one'... Get over it.
-Needing to piss seconds after making myself comfortable.
-Shit television. -Chasing mosquito's around your room at 4am
-Blind devotion and lack of reasoning.
-The sad truth of the matter that the same feeling I get when I listen to specific songs that I spent ages looking for or have loved for years that transcended everything I thought about music, life and the way I see stuff, is the same feeling 14 year olds get when listening to Gerard Way bleet like a speared lamb...
-14 year olds with the delusion of maturity, intelligence and being correct.
-Online quizes and other things people find they need to clutter up their worthless profiles with.
-I don't care what you think or say in your invite, there is a high chance your cult is NOT new, exciting or most of all 'different' from all other cults... Stop lying to me.
-Pop punk: Totally shitting all over the grave of traditional punk.
-VF Chatroom Opps, bastards...
-The Invisible Ninja.
-Messageboard noobz, fuck they get dumber every fucking day.
-The contingent of VF that is under 18, they think they know shit, but they could still mistake an arsehole for an M&M and forget to breathe at times, do me a favour and shut the fuck up.
-People who bitch about being PWNZD on the messageboard, seriously, you probably deserved it, learn from the experience and STFU.
-Brown as a fashion statement.
-Fashion statements.
-'The EMO Dollar'... Think about it, it's a commodity...
-Girls [someone prove me otherwise already]
-Men (More than girls)>br> -Nu Metal: Die already, you hit you peak no fucking leave.
-Rap & RnB, a bunch of talentless losers being utter wankers and being paid for it, sad state of music...
-White Supremesists: Bunch of complete and utter fucking cunts who all deserve to be beaten to death with metal poles, hey, they did it!
-The invuluntary clenching of my bowels whenever I see some kid walking about with a red tie over a black dress shirt.
-MTV; Thanks for ruining alternative music ARSEHOLES...
-Conjunctivitis
-Rate Whores: When your basic online existence and life in general is dictated by the amount of people you convinced to give you a ten after you went through the 20 page list of all the new members of VF and copy/pasted the same message on every profile, you might be a rate whore...
-Reality TV, reminding us how much life is the same boring bunch of suck it is everyday with extreme situations included ad-nauseum.
-Nuclear weapons - They are of no good use.
-Society.
-Racism.
-Reverse Racism - I get shit for being white, whats with that?
-Superficial people who think they can have an alternate personality online and people will love them for it.
-Nazi Punks - Just a bunch of smelly, illiterate and ill-tempered morons who lead useless existances.
-Kylie Minogue - 'Glory Hog'.
-Kids who don't go to school and smoke and have no respect for anything, seems they all listen to rap, and they have guarenteed themselves no future and should be shot.
-Consumer whores who have nothing better to do than yell at and beat up anyone who shows any sign of individuality.
-People who think it's cool/cute to say random things, and proclaim their randomness, when it is just down right stupid.
-Having to tell some idiot the same thing twice because they are too daft to get it the first time around
-Testosterone filled meat-heads who thinks they have the right to do anything and don't know that 'no' means 'NO' (e.g. football players) we all hate them, except for themselves.
-Kinder-goths who believe that goth is based on how much more goth you are than others.
-Having to tell some idiot the same thing twice because they are too daft to get it the first time around
-People who openly segregate themselves into sub-cultures just to be behind an 'alternative label'.
-Those idiots who don't know anything about music or lifestyle (be it goth or metal, etc) but make it their duty to lecture others about their own bias and incorrect views, but won't listen to the views of others.
-Emo.
-These girls who are obsessed with 'Emo boy's kissing', get over it...
-People who claim to be 'bi', but have only once kissed someone of the same sex whilst drunk, and they think they are cool for doing so.
-People who can't fight, so they get 20 others to back them up, or use knives and guns, because they are fucking pussies.
-Taxi drivers who don't now eher they are going and try and overcharge you for their own fuck ups.
-Good Charlotte fans - As far as I have seen they are brainless children with no clue what good music is, and think that because a band has 'cute' guys in it makes the music better.
-Good Charlotte - Because they have this 'hardcore' image, and play some of the most inane pussy music ever, talentless.
-Girls who try and convice me that they are going to have the baby of any given music idol.(be it Manson, Benji Madden or Ville Vallo) Get real people, it's never going to happen.
-People who mug you for your wallet and phone, bastards.
-People who write bullshit about bands and movies when they obviously don't know a thing about them, but seem to think that their criticism is valid, when no-one gives a shit.
-All those people who believe the media and excercise little independant thought but still try and make a point based on the lies they have had forced into their heads.
-The fact that Vampirefreaks has too many idiots signed up, we need quality control for fuck sake. This site is plagued wth people who really DO NOT belong here, I am not going to go on about these morons, but I know their limited mental capacity makes it hard for them to fathom even wiping their own asses successfully let alone have the attention span to get this far into this list, so they will never realise how shit they are...

More to come, there are a lot of shit people, if you didn't already notice this (if you didn't, you're a fucking idiot)...

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