Melanie Umm this girl is fucking rad. She's my best friend for life and I wouldn't change her for the world. She's fucking hysterical and absolutely beautiful. Don't fuck with me or her because chances are she'll tear your dick off even if you don't have one. We have so many inside jokes its ridiculous. Half the time we look crazy because we make each other loud as shit. I can honestly say that everytime I chill with her I laugh till I cry and almost until I pee. x'D Melanie is one of a kind and if you get on her good side, consider yourself a lucky bitch.
Mel you are my bff. Nothing will ever change that. Thanks for being there for me through everything bitch. I love you like whoa!