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here are my frequently asked questions. (:
Note the following are sarcastic

Q:How did you get so highly rated on VF?
A: I ass kissed jet into giving me 10,000 rating points. (:

Q:How do you do your hair?
A:FROM ALL THE PEOPLE YOU COULD OF ASK, YOU ASK ME?! GOOGLE IT YOU FUCK (:

Q:Whats your name?
A:MINA. It says so on my profile, GOSHH!

Q:Is that your real name?
A:Nope (: Its Christina Elia.

Q:What nationality are you? You look foreign!
A:I look foreign since I probably am so where your from. (: Oh and I lighten my skin, so I look almost caucasian.

Q:Where you from?
A:LAAAANNNNNDAAAAANNNNN TOOWWNNN. (to normal people, it is known as London, England.

Q: Are you really a girl?
A:Lemme check. ;D

Q: hI, HoWW R uu? xXXXxxRaWwwRRRxxxXxxxXX
A:Piss off.

Q: Hey, how are you?
A:Fine, thanks.

Q:You're so ugly, why are you even popular?!
A: 'Cause I have boobs ;D unlike you, you flatchestedhoe.

Q: I'm so scene lyk rawr bitch. Your not scene, I am the real deal. Why even call yourself scene? GAWD
A:No my dear, I AM scene, unlike you, I have followers, fakes and websites dedicated to me.
You have some ratsnest on your head and bad eyeliner.go back to preschool you scenieweenie.(: *pretends to be cocky scenekid*

Q:How are you so hot? / Where do you get your body from? DAYM.
A: click here to find out why (:

Q:Zomg your profiles so cool! How??!
A:I don't fucking know...a pixie shat on it. That's how.

Q:Why don't you reply to me?
A: take the hint and gtfo.

Q: Why are you being so rude when answering you FAQ?
A: since I've answered it all a hundred fucking timed and cba to answer it again.

Q:SEND N00DZZ?!
A: *sends pics of old Russian dude* you like?

Q: what music do you listen to?
A: The Lion King soundtrack. (:

Q:How do you use your makeup?
A:With a crayon. (:

Q:Will you photoshop something for me?
A:Will you fuck off for me? yeah kthnxbye x

Q:Are you single?
A:yepp

Q:is Gloria really your sister?
A:yes.

Q:Are you gay?
A:Only with gloria. And thats what we call incest kids (:

Q:how old are you?
A:young, real young. x)

Q:You wanna fuck?
A:HAHAHAHA....no

Q:do you flirt a lot?
A:Yessshhh, I do a lot.

Q:Do you own a clothing line?
A: soon enough I will (:

Q:you're so cute!
A: oh for christ sake, I know, I've been told, gtfo yeah?

Q:Lets meet up.
A:fuck off, yeah?



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