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I'm the friend you would die for and the enemy you kill.
I'm the attention deprived 2 year old you have to look after
I am the sophisticated lady in her late twenties.
I am the dog that follows you home
I'm the cat that walks away when you call
I'm the unreliable druggie
I am the teacher you can always ask for help
I am the anarchist and the hardcore Christian
I am the classy brunette and the dumb blonde
I am the freak you make fun of and the hero you idolize
I am the love of your life and the bitch you want to murder.
I am the one who helps an old lady accross the street
And I'm the one to push her over
I'm the one who doesn’t give a shit.
I'm the one who cares about everything that could harm you
I'm the one who will back off in a fight.
I'm the one who will fuck you up.
I love and I hate.
F4CT5
My name is Cho Clarke
R4ND0M 5TUFF
->Beauty Cults piss me off.
->Beauty cult application cult's piss me off more
->I hate it when people type with numbers
->But love it in band names, titles and usernames.
HATE: 50 Lyk3 1 Kn0w W3r3 n0t 2g3th3r 4nym0r3...
LOVE: T3RR0R 3RR0R
YES I draw on my eyebrows.
YES I dye and cut my own hair.
NO your insults do not bother me and
NO you cannot eat my babies or drink goats blood over my corpse
([What kind of fucking question is that?])
I wouldn't say I'm a gamer, but I like one or two video/computer games, but the ones I do like, I PWN at ^.^
"LOL"
"LOLS"
"LAWLS"
"LULL"
"OMG"
"LMFAO"
ETC...
WHAT IS THIS?!?!
"Laughing out loud" is not meant to be plural!
What the fuck is a Lawl?
When you write notes in class and your friend writes "lol"
And you look at them...
THEY AINT LAUGHIN'!
Get it through your heads people!
You can't "lol" in complete silence,
you don't "laugh out louds"
You don't Lull.
When walking down the street with your friend,
you don't say "O-M-G"
You say "OH MY GOD"
NOT THAT HARD!!
When watching a funny movie.
You don't say
"L-O-L"
You LAUGH.
When texting to your friend and you give the slightest chuckle and move on...
You are not Rolling On the ground, laughing your fucking ass off...
Think about this...
Even if you were laughing out loud...
would you seriously say
~"Hey!"
-Hey.
~"What are you doing?"
-Chillin' laugh out loud.
AHHH
no.
Never again.
END OF STORY.
LEARN TO TYPE!
Man, I’ve been watching too much Foamy…
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