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Or for all the people who need a conversation starter: I speak my mind, and I'm not afraid to. You have your opinion, but mine is typically better than yours, because I think about mine. Anti-depressant ice cream would be the smartest invention ever. I don't like Shane Dawson. I think he's a full-of-himself, not very funny asshole. I have 5-6 piercings- depends on how you count an industrial. +Eyebrow Gauges Ear Lobe I lovelovelove wolves. My goal in life is to find a Butwink. If they still exist. I love science and art, but hate math. Math is so pointless. Everybody claimed Muslims were terrorists when they attacked us, but they were terrorists long before then when they invented Algebra. I'm apparently comfortable to lay on. And fun to mess with. Because I can take a joke... I loved Pokemon as a kid, and I still do. I'm a Nintendo person. Never owned any other brand of console. I watched Gargoyles, CatDog, Felix the Cat, and countless other weird shows as a kid. But now I love The Mighty Boosh and Aqua Teen Hunger Force. (still very weird) Don't ask me what my favorite song is, I don't have one. I can choose a favorite song by a particular artist, but not a favorite song in general. I'll listen to any type of music, but that doesn't mean I'll enjoy it. I don't prefer country, hardcore, screamo, guys who sound like they just got kicked in the balls, Justin Beaver, boy bands. I hate hipsters! (GO HOME YOU TRUST FUND BABIES!!) And scene kids look like the 80's (an era they never knew) threw up on them, and then they got dragged through Tokyo while toxic waste was poured over them. Do you really want to look like that? Honestly?? I hate skinny bitches. Thanks to you, me and my big hips can't find anything to wear. But at least I have hips. (At least I can have a child...) Do skinny people want children? Probably not. God forbid, they might get fat. I also hate 16 and Pregnant and Teen Mom. And MTV in general. I'd love to get on that show and show some responsibility, but that might ruin their ratings. I'm obsessed with the Legend of Zelda. I could play Zelda all day. Sometimes I think I do... Vampires exist- they're called the Mongols. (They drink horse blood, yo.) But Mongols aren't cold and mysterious, and they certainly don't sparkle. ATTENTION, PEOPLE! Can you please stop using "gay" as a replacement word for stupid. Especially if you like/know gay people. Or if you are gay. Do you realize how stupid that makes you look? Also- homosexuality isn't against Christianity. In fact, Christians were against marriage altogether for the longest time. But they decided to let men and women pair up, and have control over that. So for a while, even being straight wasn't allowed. I'm a vegetarian. I never miss meat, because meat has no flavor. Seasonings and dressings do. To me, meat is just a fat yucky lump. I can season TVP, thank you very much. I know how to cook like fother mucker. I hate Will Farrell. He's honestly not funny. Neither is Steve Carell. They're both idiots. That's the only role they know how to play. I'm a fire dancer, and I respect the art. I've been burning for about a year now, but spinning for three. Fire arts amaze me, and I feel comfortable doing so. I think I have a fetish for all things Steampunk. (You know you know what I mean. ;] ) I have a DeviantART: isqueek. Fave and run, comment, add me. I don't care. I use "haha" instead of lol. *laughs quietly to self.* I can be pretty random sometimes. I'm open about my sex life. (Yes, I've had sex. Have you *seen* my boyfriend?) Photography is my life. I only wish I had more of a life to live to get all the images I dream of. (And I do, sometimes, dream about moments of capture.) Speaking of dreams, mine are borderline insane. I've had some pretty scary, pretty freaky dreams. Only I can really interpret them. Or only I can appreciate them, for only I can see them when I speak of them. I love little, adorable, spooky things. Especially my Ugly Doll. And more. I tend to stop liking things once they get popular. I don't do it on purpose though. Some of my best inside jokes come from Baulderdash. Love that game. I wish I lived in San Francisco, even though I hate the wind with all my heart. But it's very involved in art, and the college I want to go to is there. Plus, the city's beautiful. And there's always something to do. Have you ever wondered what brain tastes like? I have... Apparently, you can't feel it when people touch your brain. But I wouldn't know. I love being with my parents. I've had some good and some bad times with them, but as I'm getting older I'm starting to appreciate them more. Sometimes it makes me want to cry when I see how hard they try... I love them to death, and no one will ever understand how I feel. (unless you ask, of course.) It's the little things that make me happy. I love spring. Not because of the weather or anything, but because it's a time of rebirth. A season to remind us that we're still alive, that the cold goes away, and that everyday we grow stronger. I think humans would be immune to a lot more if it weren't for modern medicine. Now back to him, now back to ME. |
