My name is Sahba. It's Persian and it means “wine” ... Yeah, weird, I know.
I’m fifteen sixteen and I’m still in high school. I’ve always been a straight A student, until I switched to the British system and IGCSEs fucked everything up. But I’m probably smarter than you.
I’m a female. I can get pregnant and have a whole other human come out of my vagina someday.
So there’s something to look forward to...
I’m an Arab. I speak both Arabic and English but I’m better with English. I was born in Jordan and lived there until we moved to Saudi Arabia 11 years or so ago. It’s not as awful as everyone thinks it is, and neither are the people. Contrary to popular belief, not all Saudis are terrorists and neither are all Muslims, but I’ll get to religion in a second. If you’re one of those people who judge others by their race or beliefs, you’re an ignorant dumbass [press Alt+F4]
I tell everyone I’m a Muslim, if you want to know my real views on religion, ask.
I’m taller than most girls, but not abnormally tall. I’m a total fatty. I wear glasses too. [OMG NERD!??!?!1] I’m not gorgeous, but I’m not ugly either. I think I look okay, it doesn’t really bother me much. I have black hair, which used to be straight until I dyed it, now it goes all wavy-ish sometimes. My fringe always sticks out from the side, and that’s the only reason I own a straightener. To fix my fucked up fringe.
I’m straight. I was quite the homophobe until I realized, whether you're homosexual or bi or straight, it’s your choice and it doesn’t affect me. But I will judge you because of it. I know it's a bit hypocritical, but I can't help it. If that makes you hate me, then don’t talk to me. And you should probably stop reading here. The kids who claim to be bisexual because they think it’s “cool” are idiots and should die. I use the words “fag” and "gay" quite a lot, if it bothers you then that’s your problem, not mine, so don’t bitch about it. At least not to me. I try not to use them when I’m talking to gay people so I don’t offend them, but I still do it. Don’t tell me not to, I’ll say whatever I want to say, thanks.
I make bad first impressions. I’m not very talkative around people I don’t know, so they are under the false impression that I am a “stuck-up bitch.” It’s not much better once they start getting to know me, as I am very opinionated, I say whatever pops into my head and sometimes people find it inappropriate, and I make fun of everything and everyone. It’s just the way I am. I’ve been called rude a lot, but I’ve also been told I’m too nice. Once you know me well enough though, you will realize that I really never mean to hurt anyone’s feelings, that I’m just sarcastic. Don’t take everything seriously, I don’t. If you take everything I say seriously, I guarantee you will hate me. I don’t trust a whole lot of people, but people trust me. Usually. I get jealous easily, and it's not a good thing.
I’m lazy, and a procrastinator. I’m actually supposed to be studying right now, I have an exam in less than 5 hours, yet here I am writing this profile thing that I’m sure no one will even finish reading since it’s so abnormally long.
Oh and I’m terrified of sharks. The ocean scares me. I'm not afraid of the water or anything; I just worry about drowning or crash-landing in the ocean. Because of the sharks. I would rather die a horrible, gruesome death than get on one of those lifeboats they use when stuff like that happens. I’ve only been on a boat twice my entire life, that I know of. One was one of those boats that are transparent at the bottom- I had my feet up the whole time, I was afraid the glass or plastic or whatever it was might break, and that I’d fall in. I’m such a loser. Had I been on the Titanic, I would’ve committed suicide before it sank. Not because of the cold or any of that shit, but because of the sharks. Which, now that I think about it, where the hell were all the sharks when the Titanic sank? In the movie, no sharks showed up or attacked anyone. Pfft, liars.
