Quotes Razors pain you, ..Rivers are damp, ..Acids stain you, ..and drugs cause cramp, ..Guns aren't lawful, ..Nooses give, ..Gas smells awful, ..you might as well live!!!
Emptiness Is Lonliness and Lonliness is Cleanliness and Cleanliness is Godliness and God is Empty... just like me...
Little Ms. Muffet Little miss muffet Sat on her big fat hiney Chewin on some grub When a huge friggin spider Sat down beside her... Bit her anf left her for dead. Humpty Dumpty Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall I shoved him off, making him fall Then came the kings horses who stomped on his head All thanks to me, Humpty is dead. Old Mother Hubbord Old Mother Hubbord slept in a cupboard Where she kept her dogs bones. When the dog got there, the cupboard was bare, So now the dogs pissed coz the hag escaped. Itsy Bitsy Spider The itsy bity spider got stuck in the water spout No matter how hard he tried, he just could not get out Out came the sun, heating the metal and burning him up The itsy bitsy spider never should have gone back up Jack and Jill Jack and Jill crawled up a hill To smoke some marijuanna Jack got high, unzipped his fly and said "Come on Jill, you know you wanna" Jill said "SURE!" and all night long They had alot of fun, but silly Jill Forgot her pill, and had a little one. Man from Nantuckett There once was a man from Nantuckett Who dreamt that he stepped in a bucket. He could not shake it off, so he let out a scoff He gave up and finally said "FUCK ITT!" Mixture Mary had a little lamb, tied it to a heater Accidentally flipped the switch, burned its little Peter peter pumpkin eater had a wife and couldnt keep her Put her in a pumpkin shell, there he blew her all to Hello operator, did you know zebras have stripes on their DING DONG Avon calling! Love always -Ipswich
The mountianers have shagy ears, there hardy sons a bitches!, they pop ther cocks on jagged rocks, they go without there britches, they screw ther whores right through there drawers, they don't care for trifles, they hang there balls apon the walls AND SHOOT THEM WITH THERE RIFLES!, much fun they reap in diddling sheep in divrs,nooks and diches, NOR THEY GIVE A DAMN IF IT BE A RAM!, THERE HARDY SONS A BITCHES!
It is a disease that devours all logic, -----A sickness, a curse that breeds mostly pain. It draws on our hearts, makes us beleive, -----That no matter the cost, we'll remain sane. And if that we find, a way to push on, -----It'll stay in our minds, an unwashable stain.
"It takes an second to see someone, a minute to meet someone, an hour to like someone, a day to love someone, but a lifetime to forget someone."